InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Say What? ❯ Miroku to the Rescue! ( Chapter 1 )

DISCLAIMER: I own it……. I just know it……. And what's a disclaimer?

AN: I rewrote this because when I wrote the first chapter, I was in seventh grade. Now I'm in eighth……. Does that tell you anything? Yes? Good…… if no……. whatever… oh and for some incredibly strange reason, when I put more than one period, and when it's 3, there's only one…… so I have no clue………..

Chapter One: Miroku To the Rescue!

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"Do not!"

"Do too!"

"I hate you bitch! That's Sesshoumaru, not me! Get your people straight!" Inuyasha barked at the girl.

"Inuyasha…. Osuwari!" Kagome yelled, outraged at being called her `lovely' pet name that Inuyasha had given her.

It was another typical day for the gang. Kagome and Inuyasha were arguing about whether or not Inuyasha was what Kagome called a "pretty boy".(ok ok I couldn't think of a good argument so I had to make up a really weird reason)

Then Kagome heard a piercing scream.

"Sango, there is no need to scream so loudly if Miroku hasn't tried to grope you so ..." Kagome trailed off as she realized her companions were staring off into the distance.

" Sounds as if there is a damsel in distress..." Miroku said as he rushed toward the cry of help to play hero.

"Inuyasha, I sense a jewel fragment!" cried Kagome. This sentence was all that was necessary to make the hanyou leap off into the distance muttering something about not letting a pervert steal his shards.

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" Somebody please help me..." a girl whispered after she screamed a really loud and deafening scream.

"Don't worry I am here to protect you!" Miroku gasped after sliding in front of the girl to protect the monster from hurting the beautiful maiden.

*SLASH* went the tetsusaiga and Inuyasha was shouting at Kagome to tell him where the damn jewel shard was. After hearing a faint "in his left leg" from the girl, he thought" what the hell can't you be more specific". Nevertheless he found the shard and cut the mutated spider. As he gentlely landed onto the ground he saw what would probably shock him for the rest of his life...

"She is so beautiful..." thought Inuyasha. Instantly he felt guiltily for such a thought as he saw his Kagome trying to comfort the shocked girl." Oh, god where did that 'his' come from..."

" Come on now, it's over, Inuyasha slayed the demon..." crooned Kagome.

" Yeah there is nothing to be afraid of..."added Sango, and was answered by a low growling coming from behind her back.

" Inuyasha, quit growling at us."

"Shut up, it isn't me."

" Then w-who is it?" questioned a now slightly frightened Kagome.

"Tiki!!!!!!!!" shouted the girl, much to everyone's surprise. As a small white dog lept out of nowhere and into the girl's arms, the girl was nuzzling the furry animal while saying," I thought you were eaten! Don't you dare scare me like that again!"

" Fair maiden, I would be honored if you-" and was cut short by a furious Sango holding her precious boomerang high into the air and was about to give the pervert another whack when...

" Stop! Please dont hurt him! He is my benefactor! Do not harm him! He is a good man! I would even bear his child if necessary to repay my life debt!" cried a now frantic and close to hysterics girl.

"Well I see that I have found someone who truly appreciates me and is in love with my dashing good looks and charm. So let us..." the lecher found himself being slapped in the cheek by a certain flustered demon exterminator.

" OW!!!! What the-" And found himself being slapped at by the very angered girl.

" What! Did you think I was serious! You must be a really really big pervert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

" That is what he is." sneered the interested hanyou.

"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed the girl, "another demon!!!!!!!!!!"

This reaction only led Kagome, Sango, and Shippo to burst into peals of laughter while Miroku, seeing his chance, stepped in front of the maiden and said "Don't worry, fear not, I will protect you!"

But looking around, Miroku discovered that the girl was missing! He groaned at the thought of losing such a good opportunity to slip by when he heard a "What the hell are you staring at bitch!"

This proved to be interesting as she looked away from his dog ears and blushed and murmured, looking really ill and said," Inuyasha, oh no oh no oh no..." and with a look of frustratition, she stared to run for the woods and was cut off by two very pissed off looking girls.

"Please leave me be, I am grateful but there is no further means of staying here with you." the girl rationalized. Her little dog started barking and wouldn't stop.

" OH SHUT THE HELL UP YOU STUPID DOG!!!!!!!" Inuyasha shouted!

" Don't yell at my dog, after all you are related in a way..."

" WHAT THE HELL! I AM NOT RELATED TO THAT FURRY MUTT!"

"Um.. actually you kinda are Inuyasha..." Kagome added.

" Shut up bitch! What do you know!"

" A whole lot more than you do! And Inuyasha?" Inuyasha just realized what she was about to do and with frantic cries of i didnt mean it Kagome there was a really loud thumph as she said the faithful word.

"Oh wow, I am guessing that happens alot?" the girl asked.

" Quite so fair maiden and may I ask what your name is?" (a/n: do i have to tell you who was talking? it's kinda obvious)

" My name is Gina, and yours?"

" THIS perverted monk goes by the name of Miroku, I'm Sango, the pissed off looking girl is Kagome, the dog-eared HALF-demon is Inuyasha, and this Shippo."

" Oh... Inuyasha...umm... is that sword the tetsuiga?" Upon hearing that question Inuyasha jumped up from the ground and got REALLY in front of Gina and said " Yeah so what's it to yah?" In a really rude fashion. Thus following a chain of reation, Kagome hearing how rude Inuyasha was to the girl, and not even looking up from holding Shippo said sit. Then Inuyasha collapsed on top of the girl.

" ACK ! YOU PERVERT GET OFF ME GET OFF ME!!!!!!!!!!!"

" SHUT UP YOU STUPID BITCH I AM DOING THE BEST I CAN!!! THAT DAMN BITCH HAS ME GLUES TO THE GROUND AND YOU HAPPENED TO BE IN FRONT OF ME WHEN SHE DID!!!!!!! WE'RE STUCK HERE UNTIL THE FUCKIN SPELL WEARS OFF SO SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

" WELL YOU ARENT TRYING HARD ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and with that the girl pushed Inuyasha off her and got up while brushing her kimono.(a/n: did i spell that right?)" How in the world did you do that I cant do that and he usually stays on the ground until the spell wears off?" Kagome asked.

" I dunno? Oh.." and with that she collapsed to the floor.

" OH MY GOD! Inuyasha we have to help her!!!"

" Why the hell should i help that bitch?" and cringed as he remembered who exactly he was talking to.

" Ok.. ok... we'll build our camp here then ... feh"

' What about her injuries, Inuyasha? I smell her blood." Shippo said.

" I will check her for her injuries... AAAAAAAAAHHHHH" as a loud thud was heard.

" Serves him right..." the girl sat up and said cheerily.

"Gina, are you alright?" Kagome and Sango asked out of concern.

"I'm pretty sure, but that demon was really gross...

"No, bitch, you aren't ok." Inuyasha stopped talking when he met an old aquiantance. Hello Mr. Dirt, Inuyasha thought, We have to stop meeting like this..

"You asshole, just because you are a demon, you think you are better than us!" the girl shouted at Inuyasha, and at his poor sensitive ears…

"Where are you hurt?" Kagome inquired, already taking out medicinial supplies from her bag.

"I would gladly assist you helping you clean up your injuries." Miroku suggested. He was given a reply of stares and silence.

"Erm… That's all right, it's just a nick." She replied and an unsteady silence from Miroku's comment.
After that she lifted part of her kimono and showed them a deep gash on her left calf. It oozed a bit of blood that was slowly, but steadily traveling down her leg, and although the blood made it hard to see, the gash seemed to be from near her ankle to her knee.

Sango gasped and said, "That's what you call a nick, let's get you bandaged up!"

Miroku, seizing the moment, " And I will help!" And quickly muttered, "Or maybe not." After seeing Sango's glare of death.

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