InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Secrets ❯ Ew, You Kissed Jaken ( Chapter 2 )
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By: dragonruler212 
Miroku wakes up and finds that he and Jaken are kissing. Inuyasha can't control his laughter.
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Romance | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 06.04.2003 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.2K | Visits: 474 | Status: Completed
Miroku wakes up and finds that he and Jaken are kissing. Inuyasha can't control his laughter.
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Romance | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 06.04.2003 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.2K | Visits: 474 | Status: Completed
Thanks for all the reviews. I am pissed, because a certain friend won't call me! I don't
own the Inuyasha cast, because they belong to Rumiko T.
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Ew, You Kissed Jaken
Jaken opened the car door for Sesshoumaru and bowed to him. "How was the first day of
school?" asked Jaken.
"Very amusing." stated Sesshoumaru. "Inuyasha might need help getting out of the car,
since he is incapable of doing that himself."
Sesshoumaru turned and walked inside. Jaken peered inside the car, which was quite dark
and jumped three feet high out of his skin "Ah! A monster!" screamed Jaken. Myouga quickly
ran and hid behind forgetting to greet his master.
"For your information, toad head, I am not a monster." was Inuyasha's ragged response.
"Don't lie to me you monster! You have two heads, four eyes, and two noses! Also, your
covered in blood! You must have ate young master Inuyasha!" cried Jaken.
Myouga began crying and wailed, "A monster ate my master!"
"I am alive you dimmwits!" screeched Inuyasha as he tried to get out of the car. This was
not an easy feat, since Miroku was clinging to his to his back for support. Miroku's head was
resting on his shoulder, touching his face, which made it appear in a dark place that Inuyasha had
two heads. (You guys know where the blood is from.)
Jaken backed away as Inuyasha dragged himself and Miroku out of the car. When
sunlight fell on them, Jaken screeched in happiness. "Master Inuyasha, you defeated the monster!
How brave and strong of you!"
Wham! Wack! Pow! Crash! You would have thought that by now Inuyasha wouldn't
have any energy left, but then again, you always have energy to spare on whacking Jaken around.
"Idiot!" sighed Inuyasha as he grunted in pain. "I guess I'll have to haul Miroku and myself."
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Kagome slowly walked up into her apartment and began her homework, but her thoughts,
were elsewhere. 'How dare that Sesshoumaru interfere with my business?' thought Kagome to
herself. 'Sesshoumaru, you have just gotten yourself into an unnecessary war. I will not lose.'
'Inuyasha, don't think I am letting you get away this easily.' stated Kagome as she
smirked. 'This will not be over until you apologize. Which I have a feeling won't be easy, though
I have all the time in the world.'
Kagome took one glance at her math homework and smirked, 'way to easy.' In two
minutes, Kagome finished her three page math homework and began her Science. The estimated
time that it took Kagome to finish her homework was about ten minutes.
'Now I have time to plot my game.' thought Kagome. 'But I have to make it to archery
and kendo class on time first.'
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'This will be one interesting school year.' though Sango to herself. 'That Miroku, this
isn't the last he has seen of my fist.'
"Boo!" cried a little boy as he tried to jump on Sango. Sango was out of the little boys
jump in a quick movement and pinned the boy to the ground.
"Kohaku, don't you ever learn? You can never catch or defeat me." sighed Sango. "Go
out and play, I have homework." The boy, now known as Kohaku trudged outside.
'I can't believe she saw that coming.' thought Kohaku to himself. 'Sango is so lucky to be
born with such high abilities. She barely ever trains, and she is better than a black belt! Life is so
unfair at times!'
Sango shook her head and returned back to her work.
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"Wake up!" called Jaken as he knocked on Miroku's head. "Master Inuyasha requests
your presence ." Miroku suddenly sat up and grabbed Jaken. Jaken was so startled he was going
to scream when he felt Miroku kiss his full on the lips(if he has one).
"Yuck!" screamed Jaken at the top of his lungs, which finally woke Miroku up. When
Miroku shook the sleep from his eyes and realized what he was doing, he tossed Jaken away and
screamed, "How disgusting, trying to take advantage of me when I am sleeping!"
"You're the one who kissed me!" screamed back Jaken.
"I want to puke! I think I lost my appetite for at least a year!" screamed Miroku.
"I can say the same for myself." retorted Jaken as he grabbed a tube of toothpaste and
squeezed to whole tube into his mouth. Miroku followed Jaken's example and used a whole tube
of paste.
Just as they were about to rinse out the toothpaste, Sesshoumaru, Inuyasha, and Inutaisho
rushed in and asked, "What happened? It sounded like someone was trying to rape someone."
Miroku and Jaen swallowed the toothpaste in shock.
"I think I need to go to the hospital." stated Miroku as he held his stomach and mouth.
Inuyasha limped in on his crutches and asked, "What happened?"
"I was having such a beautiful dream. I was kissing a very beautiful women, but when I
opened my eyes, Jaken was trying to take advantage of me!" stated Miroku with a blush.
Inuyasha broke out into fits of laughter and started to roll on the ground.
"Jaken, if anything, is not gay." stated Sesshoumaru with a bored tone. "Now if you'll
excuse me, please don't scream about nonsense, I still have homework." With that Sesshoumaru
left, followed by Inutaisho.
After ten minutes, Inuyasha was still laughing hysterically with Miroku glaring at him.
Jaken had escaped a few minutes ago to go see a doctor and a psychiatrist. At the same time,
writing his will, just in case he died of a sudden heart attack.
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"That felt good." sighed Kagome as she started her long walk home. "But I still rather
have Inuyasha as a punching bag or a target any day." Kagome slowly walked in the cool sunset,
thinking of ways to beat the crap out of Inuyasha. Kagome became sidetracked when she noticed
a garden full of beautiful roses.
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"Someone call Inuyasha down for dinner." called Inutaisho impatiently.
"Father, that will not be possible." replied Sesshoumaru.
"Why not?" asked Inutaisho with a raised eyebrow.
"Inuyasha is still trying to pull himself together from that incident." stated Sesshoumaru
holding back a smirk.
"He's still at it?" asked Inutaisho in amazement. "I thought he should be done by now."
"The last time I looked, he was nowhere near being finished. Also, Miroku looked like he
was about to kill Inuyasha if he didn't stop."
Inutaisho nodded his head and asked, "Who did this to them?"
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Ew, You Kissed Jaken
Jaken opened the car door for Sesshoumaru and bowed to him. "How was the first day of
school?" asked Jaken.
"Very amusing." stated Sesshoumaru. "Inuyasha might need help getting out of the car,
since he is incapable of doing that himself."
Sesshoumaru turned and walked inside. Jaken peered inside the car, which was quite dark
and jumped three feet high out of his skin "Ah! A monster!" screamed Jaken. Myouga quickly
ran and hid behind forgetting to greet his master.
"For your information, toad head, I am not a monster." was Inuyasha's ragged response.
"Don't lie to me you monster! You have two heads, four eyes, and two noses! Also, your
covered in blood! You must have ate young master Inuyasha!" cried Jaken.
Myouga began crying and wailed, "A monster ate my master!"
"I am alive you dimmwits!" screeched Inuyasha as he tried to get out of the car. This was
not an easy feat, since Miroku was clinging to his to his back for support. Miroku's head was
resting on his shoulder, touching his face, which made it appear in a dark place that Inuyasha had
two heads. (You guys know where the blood is from.)
Jaken backed away as Inuyasha dragged himself and Miroku out of the car. When
sunlight fell on them, Jaken screeched in happiness. "Master Inuyasha, you defeated the monster!
How brave and strong of you!"
Wham! Wack! Pow! Crash! You would have thought that by now Inuyasha wouldn't
have any energy left, but then again, you always have energy to spare on whacking Jaken around.
"Idiot!" sighed Inuyasha as he grunted in pain. "I guess I'll have to haul Miroku and myself."
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Kagome slowly walked up into her apartment and began her homework, but her thoughts,
were elsewhere. 'How dare that Sesshoumaru interfere with my business?' thought Kagome to
herself. 'Sesshoumaru, you have just gotten yourself into an unnecessary war. I will not lose.'
'Inuyasha, don't think I am letting you get away this easily.' stated Kagome as she
smirked. 'This will not be over until you apologize. Which I have a feeling won't be easy, though
I have all the time in the world.'
Kagome took one glance at her math homework and smirked, 'way to easy.' In two
minutes, Kagome finished her three page math homework and began her Science. The estimated
time that it took Kagome to finish her homework was about ten minutes.
'Now I have time to plot my game.' thought Kagome. 'But I have to make it to archery
and kendo class on time first.'
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'This will be one interesting school year.' though Sango to herself. 'That Miroku, this
isn't the last he has seen of my fist.'
"Boo!" cried a little boy as he tried to jump on Sango. Sango was out of the little boys
jump in a quick movement and pinned the boy to the ground.
"Kohaku, don't you ever learn? You can never catch or defeat me." sighed Sango. "Go
out and play, I have homework." The boy, now known as Kohaku trudged outside.
'I can't believe she saw that coming.' thought Kohaku to himself. 'Sango is so lucky to be
born with such high abilities. She barely ever trains, and she is better than a black belt! Life is so
unfair at times!'
Sango shook her head and returned back to her work.
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"Wake up!" called Jaken as he knocked on Miroku's head. "Master Inuyasha requests
your presence ." Miroku suddenly sat up and grabbed Jaken. Jaken was so startled he was going
to scream when he felt Miroku kiss his full on the lips(if he has one).
"Yuck!" screamed Jaken at the top of his lungs, which finally woke Miroku up. When
Miroku shook the sleep from his eyes and realized what he was doing, he tossed Jaken away and
screamed, "How disgusting, trying to take advantage of me when I am sleeping!"
"You're the one who kissed me!" screamed back Jaken.
"I want to puke! I think I lost my appetite for at least a year!" screamed Miroku.
"I can say the same for myself." retorted Jaken as he grabbed a tube of toothpaste and
squeezed to whole tube into his mouth. Miroku followed Jaken's example and used a whole tube
of paste.
Just as they were about to rinse out the toothpaste, Sesshoumaru, Inuyasha, and Inutaisho
rushed in and asked, "What happened? It sounded like someone was trying to rape someone."
Miroku and Jaen swallowed the toothpaste in shock.
"I think I need to go to the hospital." stated Miroku as he held his stomach and mouth.
Inuyasha limped in on his crutches and asked, "What happened?"
"I was having such a beautiful dream. I was kissing a very beautiful women, but when I
opened my eyes, Jaken was trying to take advantage of me!" stated Miroku with a blush.
Inuyasha broke out into fits of laughter and started to roll on the ground.
"Jaken, if anything, is not gay." stated Sesshoumaru with a bored tone. "Now if you'll
excuse me, please don't scream about nonsense, I still have homework." With that Sesshoumaru
left, followed by Inutaisho.
After ten minutes, Inuyasha was still laughing hysterically with Miroku glaring at him.
Jaken had escaped a few minutes ago to go see a doctor and a psychiatrist. At the same time,
writing his will, just in case he died of a sudden heart attack.
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"That felt good." sighed Kagome as she started her long walk home. "But I still rather
have Inuyasha as a punching bag or a target any day." Kagome slowly walked in the cool sunset,
thinking of ways to beat the crap out of Inuyasha. Kagome became sidetracked when she noticed
a garden full of beautiful roses.
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"Someone call Inuyasha down for dinner." called Inutaisho impatiently.
"Father, that will not be possible." replied Sesshoumaru.
"Why not?" asked Inutaisho with a raised eyebrow.
"Inuyasha is still trying to pull himself together from that incident." stated Sesshoumaru
holding back a smirk.
"He's still at it?" asked Inutaisho in amazement. "I thought he should be done by now."
"The last time I looked, he was nowhere near being finished. Also, Miroku looked like he
was about to kill Inuyasha if he didn't stop."
Inutaisho nodded his head and asked, "Who did this to them?"
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