InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Secrets ❯ Camouflage and Playing Dead ( Chapter 3 )
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By: dragonruler212 
Inuyasha has to apologize to Kagome. He doesn't want to, and Miroku isn't helping.
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Romance | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 06.04.2003 | Updated On: 06.15.2003 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.1K | Visits: 490 | Status: Completed
Inuyasha has to apologize to Kagome. He doesn't want to, and Miroku isn't helping.
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Romance | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 06.04.2003 | Updated On: 06.15.2003 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.1K | Visits: 490 | Status: Completed
Thanks for the reviews! I have no school today, so I guess I'll update! Thanks for reading
this, because this is my first shot at humor. It kinda boring isn't it?
Disclaimer: I really wished I owned the Inuyasha cast, but I don't. They belong to Rumiko T.
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Camouflage and Playing Dead
"Who did this to them?" asked Inutaisho.
"Two defenseless girls." replied Sesshoumaru. 'Why did I say defenseless? They are
nowhere near that.'
"Inuyasha was being rude again, wasn't he?"
"Yes, he called the girl a bitch."
"WHAT! Inuyasha!" yelled Inutaisho.
No reply. Inutaisho motioned for two servants to bring Inuyasha down. Five minutes
later, Inuyasha was still laughing hysterically, and couldn't walk. It was also immpossible to
carry him, since he was twisting and turning with laughter.
"Throw him down!" commanded Inutaisho. The servants obeyed and tossed Inuyasha
down the stairs.
"Ah!" screamed Inuyasha stopping his laughter. BAM! "Ouch, I think I broke all the
bones in my back." groaned out Inuyasha, while trying to get up.
"What have I taught you about manners?" asked Inutaisho. Inuyasha looked like he had
seen a ghost.
"Hey Inuyasha, what's wrong? Cool, you stopped laughing." called Miroku.
"Miroku, can I ask you a favor?" asked Inuyasha.
"If I am capable of completing it." replied Miroku.
"When you were writing your will, can you write mine too?"
"Why, and do it yourself."
"I have a feeling I won't live through tonight, and I won't have time to write it!"
"Why?"
"Look for yourself."
Miroku took a glance at Inutaisho and gulped. "Try playing dead." whispered Miroku.
"That only works for bears you dummy!" yelled back Inuyasha.
"It was only a suggestion."
"Inuyasha, I'll give you another chance, but I want you to go apologize to that girl."
"But she started... never mind."
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'I can't believe I have to apologize to that girl, or should I say devil!' thought Inuyasha
angrily to himself. 'Now where is she? I just saw her coming out of science class, then she's
gone.'
"Inuyasha, why are you following me?" asked Kagome right behind Inuyasha.
Sesshoumaru watched from a distance and smirked.
"I-I" was all Inuyasha could say, because his pride wouldn't allow him to say anything
else.
Splash! Inuyasha turned and glared at Miroku. "What was that for?" asked Inuyasha
through clenched teeth.
"Don't talk!" commanded Miroku. "I just learned from science class that some animals
survive by using camouflage. So, I tried white paint on you, so you would blend into the walls."
"You baka!" cried Inuyasha. "First of all, I'm not an animal. Second, did you think I
wouldn't survive? Third, you idiot, I am not even close to being camouflaged."
"I thought you kinda looked like a puppy, and you did seem like you were going to die.
Also, you would have been camouflaged if you had kept your mouth shut." replied Miroku.
"I do not look like a puppy, and I am not going to die. And for your brain, the walls are
grey, not white!"
"Well, well, next time your in trouble I am not helping you!" cried Miroku as he stomped
away. Kagome finally broke into fits of laughter, unable to hold it in any longer.
Sesshoumaru walked up to Inuyasha and asked, "Weren't you suppose to apologize?"
"SorryKagomeforcallingyouabitch." apologized Inuyasha in one breath and quickly
turned away.
"What?" asked Kagome, but Inuyasha was nowhere in sight. 'Did he just mock me?'
asked Kagome to herself. 'How dare he, I am gonna kill him.'
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"Kagome-nee-chan!" cried Rin as she gave Kagome a big hug. "I missed you so much!"
"Me too." replied Kagome.
Soon everyone was hugging Kagome and having a great time. Mrs. Pasco was taking a
break in the teachers lounge as Kagome watched the children. Inuyasha quickly burst in and
yelled, "Can you be quiet? I have a class next door too, you know."
"You having a class." stated Kagome. "You have got to be kidding. You'll probably scare
the children witless and be a bad influence to them."
"No, you are the bad influence." argued Inuyasha.
"Whoever you are, if Kagome-nee-chan says you are bad influence, then Rin thinks your
bad influence too." added Rin.
"Yeah, if Kagome says your bad, then you must be bad." added Shippo and Kanna.
"Why you.." started Inuyasha.
"Quiet!" called Sesshoumaru. "I have class next door. They are taking a nap, so be quiet!"
"Sesshoumaru, Inuyasha, how did it happen that you two also became TA? And right next
to my class too."
"Not that I had a choice." replied Inuyasha. "Who would want to be next to you!"
"Inuyasha, be nice." stated Sesshoumaru.
"Forget it." stated Inuyasha as he read the piece of paper in his hand. Sesshoumaru
walked behind Inuyasha and read the paper too.
"I see that you are stuck." stated Sesshoumaru.
Inuyasha quickly turned around and faced Sesshoumaru. "The second grade teacher I
work for gave me this, and asked if I knew the answer. Though I doubt you know the answer
either."
"I know that answer." replied Kagome as she snatched the paper from Inuyasha's hand.
"It's really simple."
"Your lying!" yelled Inuyasha.
"Quiet!" yelled both Kagome and Sesshoumaru.
Inuyasha immediately shut his mouth. "Kagome's right, the answer is really simple."
Kagome walked up to Sesshoumaru and pulled him into a far corner and whispered to him that
answer. Sesshoumaru nodded and whispered back, "That's exactly right."
"Okay you two, get a room!" stated Inuyasha.
"Inuyasha, you have a really twisted mind." stated Sesshoumaru. "We were just seeing if
we both had the same answer."
"Did you?" asked Inuyasha.
"Yes." replied Kagome. "Great minds work alike."
"When did you start liking Sesshoumaru?" asked Inuyasha suspiciously.
"I am mad at him because he helped you." replied Kagome. "I still am, but that doesn't
mean I can't tell the truth."
"So what's that answer?" asked Inuyasha. "Not that I need to know, I'll figure it out."
'Eventually' added Inuyasha as an afterthought. Inuyasha read the paper again which went like
this.
Jenny is a famous artist.
She plays basketball and volleyball.
She is a famous actress.
Who won great fame.
Jenny is her first name.
What is her last name.
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Okay, please read and review! Can any of you answer this riddle? Please try it!
this, because this is my first shot at humor. It kinda boring isn't it?
Disclaimer: I really wished I owned the Inuyasha cast, but I don't. They belong to Rumiko T.
^&*^&*^&*^&*^&*^&*^&*^&*^&* ^&*^&*^&*^&*^&*^&*^&*^&*^&*^&*^& ;*^&*^&*^
Camouflage and Playing Dead
"Who did this to them?" asked Inutaisho.
"Two defenseless girls." replied Sesshoumaru. 'Why did I say defenseless? They are
nowhere near that.'
"Inuyasha was being rude again, wasn't he?"
"Yes, he called the girl a bitch."
"WHAT! Inuyasha!" yelled Inutaisho.
No reply. Inutaisho motioned for two servants to bring Inuyasha down. Five minutes
later, Inuyasha was still laughing hysterically, and couldn't walk. It was also immpossible to
carry him, since he was twisting and turning with laughter.
"Throw him down!" commanded Inutaisho. The servants obeyed and tossed Inuyasha
down the stairs.
"Ah!" screamed Inuyasha stopping his laughter. BAM! "Ouch, I think I broke all the
bones in my back." groaned out Inuyasha, while trying to get up.
"What have I taught you about manners?" asked Inutaisho. Inuyasha looked like he had
seen a ghost.
"Hey Inuyasha, what's wrong? Cool, you stopped laughing." called Miroku.
"Miroku, can I ask you a favor?" asked Inuyasha.
"If I am capable of completing it." replied Miroku.
"When you were writing your will, can you write mine too?"
"Why, and do it yourself."
"I have a feeling I won't live through tonight, and I won't have time to write it!"
"Why?"
"Look for yourself."
Miroku took a glance at Inutaisho and gulped. "Try playing dead." whispered Miroku.
"That only works for bears you dummy!" yelled back Inuyasha.
"It was only a suggestion."
"Inuyasha, I'll give you another chance, but I want you to go apologize to that girl."
"But she started... never mind."
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'I can't believe I have to apologize to that girl, or should I say devil!' thought Inuyasha
angrily to himself. 'Now where is she? I just saw her coming out of science class, then she's
gone.'
"Inuyasha, why are you following me?" asked Kagome right behind Inuyasha.
Sesshoumaru watched from a distance and smirked.
"I-I" was all Inuyasha could say, because his pride wouldn't allow him to say anything
else.
Splash! Inuyasha turned and glared at Miroku. "What was that for?" asked Inuyasha
through clenched teeth.
"Don't talk!" commanded Miroku. "I just learned from science class that some animals
survive by using camouflage. So, I tried white paint on you, so you would blend into the walls."
"You baka!" cried Inuyasha. "First of all, I'm not an animal. Second, did you think I
wouldn't survive? Third, you idiot, I am not even close to being camouflaged."
"I thought you kinda looked like a puppy, and you did seem like you were going to die.
Also, you would have been camouflaged if you had kept your mouth shut." replied Miroku.
"I do not look like a puppy, and I am not going to die. And for your brain, the walls are
grey, not white!"
"Well, well, next time your in trouble I am not helping you!" cried Miroku as he stomped
away. Kagome finally broke into fits of laughter, unable to hold it in any longer.
Sesshoumaru walked up to Inuyasha and asked, "Weren't you suppose to apologize?"
"SorryKagomeforcallingyouabitch." apologized Inuyasha in one breath and quickly
turned away.
"What?" asked Kagome, but Inuyasha was nowhere in sight. 'Did he just mock me?'
asked Kagome to herself. 'How dare he, I am gonna kill him.'
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"Kagome-nee-chan!" cried Rin as she gave Kagome a big hug. "I missed you so much!"
"Me too." replied Kagome.
Soon everyone was hugging Kagome and having a great time. Mrs. Pasco was taking a
break in the teachers lounge as Kagome watched the children. Inuyasha quickly burst in and
yelled, "Can you be quiet? I have a class next door too, you know."
"You having a class." stated Kagome. "You have got to be kidding. You'll probably scare
the children witless and be a bad influence to them."
"No, you are the bad influence." argued Inuyasha.
"Whoever you are, if Kagome-nee-chan says you are bad influence, then Rin thinks your
bad influence too." added Rin.
"Yeah, if Kagome says your bad, then you must be bad." added Shippo and Kanna.
"Why you.." started Inuyasha.
"Quiet!" called Sesshoumaru. "I have class next door. They are taking a nap, so be quiet!"
"Sesshoumaru, Inuyasha, how did it happen that you two also became TA? And right next
to my class too."
"Not that I had a choice." replied Inuyasha. "Who would want to be next to you!"
"Inuyasha, be nice." stated Sesshoumaru.
"Forget it." stated Inuyasha as he read the piece of paper in his hand. Sesshoumaru
walked behind Inuyasha and read the paper too.
"I see that you are stuck." stated Sesshoumaru.
Inuyasha quickly turned around and faced Sesshoumaru. "The second grade teacher I
work for gave me this, and asked if I knew the answer. Though I doubt you know the answer
either."
"I know that answer." replied Kagome as she snatched the paper from Inuyasha's hand.
"It's really simple."
"Your lying!" yelled Inuyasha.
"Quiet!" yelled both Kagome and Sesshoumaru.
Inuyasha immediately shut his mouth. "Kagome's right, the answer is really simple."
Kagome walked up to Sesshoumaru and pulled him into a far corner and whispered to him that
answer. Sesshoumaru nodded and whispered back, "That's exactly right."
"Okay you two, get a room!" stated Inuyasha.
"Inuyasha, you have a really twisted mind." stated Sesshoumaru. "We were just seeing if
we both had the same answer."
"Did you?" asked Inuyasha.
"Yes." replied Kagome. "Great minds work alike."
"When did you start liking Sesshoumaru?" asked Inuyasha suspiciously.
"I am mad at him because he helped you." replied Kagome. "I still am, but that doesn't
mean I can't tell the truth."
"So what's that answer?" asked Inuyasha. "Not that I need to know, I'll figure it out."
'Eventually' added Inuyasha as an afterthought. Inuyasha read the paper again which went like
this.
Jenny is a famous artist.
She plays basketball and volleyball.
She is a famous actress.
Who won great fame.
Jenny is her first name.
What is her last name.
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Okay, please read and review! Can any of you answer this riddle? Please try it!