InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Sengoku Kindergarten ❯ Naraku ( Chapter 5 )

Wowee, it's been a long time, hasn't it?

 

Chapter 5:

 

Spelling (Sengoku Kindergarten) 11 AM

 

“Okay, everyone take your seats.” Miss Kaede said from her position next to her desk.

 

Everyone did, except for Sesshomaru.

 

Miss Kaede sighed tiredly. What had she ever done to deserve such a class? Well, in particular, this child in her class.

 

“Sesshomaru, please sit down.” She said.

 

Sesshomaru crossed his arms. “I do not take commands from farce like you, woman.”

 

The whole class rolled their eyes at his behavior. That is, except for Kagura, who was infatuated with everything that Sesshomaru did, no matter what, and Naraku, who was busy laughing maniacally.

 

Miss Kaede decided to ignore Sesshomaru for the time being and focus on Naraku, who sounded like a broken record in her opinion.

 

“Naraku, please stop laughing.” She said.

 

“Kukukukukukukukukukukukuku…”

 

Kagura scowled at her brother before turning to the teacher.

 

“Mom says he does that cause he's e-motion-ly disturbed.”

 

“Emotionally disturbed?” Kaede raised an eyebrow.

 

Kagura nodded. “Yeah, but I think it's because he's crazy.”

 

Miss Kaede thought to herself for a moment. `Emotionally disturbed? The poor child must not get enough love at home! Perhaps if I…'

 

“Naraku, dear, do you need a hug?” She asked as she walked over to his table.

 

“Kukukukukukukukukukukuku…”

 

She shrugged before kneeling and wrapping her arms around his neck.

 

Naraku's eyes widened.

 

“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!”

 

Quickly, he squirmed out of her grasp and ran across the room.

 

“What a weirdo.” Inuyasha whispered.

 

“Yeah, I know.” Miroku whispered back.

 

“Miss Kaede, what'd you do that for? You're really weird.” Inuyasha raised an eyebrow at his teacher.

 

“Yeah, what'd you hug him for?” asked Kouga.

 

Kaede grumbled something under her breath and walked back over to her own desk. Suddenly, an idea struck her.

 

“Naraku, would you like to hug something else?” She pulled out a pink stuffed rabbit from inside her desk drawer and approached Naraku with it.

 

“This is Mr. Carrot. He was my friend when I was just a little girl. Would you like to play with him for a little while?”

 

Naraku grinned and nodded vigorously.

 

Kaede smiled and handed him the bunny. “Now you take him back to your seat, please.”

 

Once Naraku sat down again, Kaede scanned the room again. Everyone was being quiet. Good. The Naraku problem was taken care of. But…

 

Sango poked Sesshomaru's arm. “Hey, how come you won't sit down?”

 

Sesshomaru stuck his chin in the air and kept silent.

 

“It's useless, Sango.” Kagome shook her head sadly. “He just doesn't want to listen to anyone.”

 

Doesn't want to listen…?

 

“Sesshomaru, please don't sit down. If you do-“

 

He sat down with a smirk.

 

Miroku raised his eyebrows at Sango. This woman was crafty! A quality he found rather attractive.

 

Kaede silently thanked Sango. That had been a smart move.

 

“Well, now that everything is back to normal, we can begin our lesson-“

 

RIP

 

Kaede watched in horror as Naraku threw one of Mr. Carrot's dislocated fuzzy pink ears on the floor.

 

“I said, talk!” he shouted. He was scowling at the one-eared rabbit while pointing a pair of scissors at its throat.

 

“Don't make me go for the nose, cause I will! Now tell me, where have you hidden Kikyo?!”

 

“Kikyo?” Inuyasha ran over to Naraku's table. “How do you know Kikyo?” He demanded.

 

“Quiet, I'm busy.” Naraku said while he pulled at the stitched on black nose of Mr. Carrot.

 

“I SAID how do you know Kikyo?!” Inuyasha stomped his foot on the floor.

 

Naraku grinned evilly. “She's my girlfriend.”

 

Inuyasha gasped. “Why you-“

 

“She's our babysitter.” Kagura corrected her brother.

 

“Ours too. And guess what?” Inuyasha smirked.

 

“What?” Sango asked from across the room.

 

Inuyasha glanced around at everyone in the class. Everyone but Sesshomaru was looking at him expectantly. He ran to the front of the classroom before answering:

 

“She loves me and we're getting married soon.” He announced, proudly puffing out his chest.

 

“What?” Naraku demanded, dropping Mr. Carrot. Miss Kaede came to his rescue immediately, along with his dislocated ear. She walked back to her desk and pulled out a needle and thread and got to work, allowing the children some free time.

 

“What?” Kagome also asked, her eyes filling with tears. “Is this true, Inuyasha?”

 

“Duh.”

 

“But…I thought you loved me.” Kagome whimpered.

 

“Yeah,” Sango patted Kagome on the back before continuing her interrogation. “What about that game of dodge ball today at recess? Weren't you fighting for Kagome?”

 

Inuyasha gulped. “Well, yeah. Can't I have them both?”

 

Kagome and Sango scowled. “No!”

 

Kouga grinned mischievously. He would use this time to his advantage.

 

“Don't you worry, Kagome.” He said, wrapping an arm around her shoulders. “I love you.”

 

Kagome blushed again.

 

“Hey, wolfboy, stay away from my Kagome!” Inuyasha shouted from the front of the room.

 

“Your Kagome?” Kouga demanded. “You're plannin' to two-time her!”

 

“Am not!”

 

“Inuyasha, do you love Kikyo, or do you love me?” Kagome asked in a soft voice.

 

“Uh…”

 

Meanwhile, Naraku was crawling on all fours toward the teacher's desk. The others were distracting her. Good. He would use this to his advantage.

 

As the other students argued about how pretty Kagome really was, Kaede examined her stitch-job. Not bad. She smiled before setting her childhood friend down on her desk.

 

Now, to deal with Naraku. He would have to be punished in order to learn that torturing stuffed animals was not a good thing. Especially stuffed animals that belonged to other people.

 

She glanced up from her desk in search of the little devil-I mean little boy.

 

`That's funny,' she thought. `He's not in his seat…'

 

Suddenly a little hand was blindly groping around on her desk, in search of something. Kaede scowled when it touched Mr. Carrot and dragged him under the desk.

 

From underneath the desk, Naraku began to pull at the stuffed rabbit's nose once again.

 

“Talk, fiend! Where's Kikyo?”

 

 

A/N: Well, it's an update, right? The real objective here was to get some Naraku-ness into the story.

 

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Until next time.