InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ sesshomaru and kagome ❯ sesshomaru, the punk ass ( Chapter 5 )

 

 

 

 

Disclaimer: I don't own inuyasha!!! im just writing a fan fiction!! In other words, this story is totally fake!!!!!

 

 

 

 

*Yawn* Sesshomaru was the first to wake up. He rolled over and looked at kagome who was lying next to him. Then he looked down and noticed she had no shirt on.

 

`Hmm… I presume she will not mind… after all, we are mates.' He thought to his self then reached down and squeezed Kagome's tit with a growing smile on his face.

 

Kagomes eyes shot wide open…

 

“MONK!!! Just what do you thin--.” Kagome looked around the room and started to sink back into reality.

 

She quickly turned around to see Sesshomaru staring at her with an expressionless face.

 

`Wow. I woke up from being felt up…' she thought. But then she started getting happy. She loved the fact that Sesshomaru wanted to touch her. She wanted to touch him too. Sesshomaru suddenly felt Kagome's hands start slithering between his thighs. Before Kagome could even reach her destination sesshomaru grabbed her by the wrist and pinned her against the bed. He kissed her on the lips and begged for access to the inside of her mouth. She quickly opened her mouth and there tongues began to wrestle. Sliding around one another. Sesshomaru laid on kagome and she felt a tremendous pain…

 

She snatched her lips from sesshomaru and began to gasp for air.

 

“o-ow owwee ah-se-seshaa gettt ohoff of meee! Ahhaaowch!”

 

Sesshomaru began to panic.

 

“OOH!! THIS SESSHOMARU APOLOGIZES!! This Sesshomaru's weight is unknown!!” sesshomaru screamed as he rolled off kagome and accidentally on to the floor.

 

Kagome began to laugh hysterically.

 

Sesshomaru, being a dog demon like every other dog demon hated to be made fun of or otherwise laughed at.

 

He looked at the floor that he was now laying face first on with his legs in the air and began to pout. Not cry… he just stuck his bottom lip out and started breathing heavily. All while kagome almost fell off the bed herself from laughing in hysterics.

 

“s-s-sesshomaru-hu-hu…” kagome was starting to calm down and sesshomaru got up and was now facing the wall away from kagome. If it were someone else he would have killed them but this was his new mate and he had to endure her laughter.

 

“Sessh, I wasn't hurt because of your weight… I mean you're not even that heavy… but for some reason my nipples are so sore…” not even a half a second passed and sesshomaru turned around and was in kagomes face defending what pride and dignity he had left…

 

“Well of course… don't you know that this sesshomaru knew that… I was j-just was-… did you say your nipples are sore?”

 

“Well yeah. You laid on me and pressed against them and it hurt sooo bad.”

 

“Why do you suppose they are sore?” sesshomaru had a look of disgust on his face as if he just watched some one throw up.

 

“Well last time they were sore they were still growi-… DOES IT MATTER?!?! All im saying is they're sore now!!” she was now mad at the face sesshomaru was making.

 

“Well would you like this sesshomaru to feel them and see if some thing is wrong?” sesshomaru now had a small `sesshomaru' smirk on his face.

 

“NO HENTAI!! Besides, I wouldn't want your face to peel off from all the muscles you were straining to look so disgusted at my sore boobs!” kagome was pulling her clothes back on and she looked in the vanity mirror to straighten her hair out, then she noticed the mark on her neck.

 

“Did you do this to me?” she asked sesshomaru while trying to make out what it said.

 

“Umm… well…t-that is the mark f-from our t-time in the p-pleasures of t-the-.”

 

“Spit it out!!”

 

“I MADE YOU MY MATE FOR LIFE!!”

 

“WHO THE FUCK SAYS I WANT TO BE YOUR MATE?!?!?! I DON'T WANT TO BE YOUR MATE!!!” kagome was now staring at sesshomaru with a look of extreme anger on her face.

 

“That's not what you said when you were on top of me! Or did you just want to get into my pants!?”

 

“YOU EXPECT ME TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH YOU!?!? WE DON'T EVEN LIVE IN THE SAME CENTURY!!!”

 

Sesshomaru had tears in his eyes. “I should have listened when I heard about you! You take what you want from me and leave me to deal with the product! Are you just going to give birth and leave the baby in front of the door in a dog basket with a note attached saying `please take care of me my name is' WHATEVER?!?!”

 

“Oh sesshomaru stop being such a bitch!”

 

“Well what are we going to do? A child is coming into this world!!”

 

“Not according to modern science!! Im getting an abortion!!”

 

“And just what is that?! Is some magic man going to suck the baby out of you and throw it away?!? Get to reality kagome, life is not that forgiving!!”

 

“Actually life is that forgiving, and some magic man is going to suck the baby out!! And I don't care if I have to rip my skin off! this crap is coming off my neck!! And what does it say anyway?! `My love forever' oh that's really something sessh!! I wish I felt the same but I don't!! Why would you do this without my consent!! You're just a slut!!”

 

Sesshomaru began to cry his eyes out. He put his face in his hands and sobbed out… “Well… if you really feel that way then t-t-this s-s-sesshomaru does not care what you do! You didn't mark me so I g-guess you can j-just g-go!” *sniff, sniff*

 

Kagome finally realized what was going on and sat on the bed.

 

*sigh* “Sesshomaru?”

 

*sniff sniff* “W-what?”

 

“Come sit with me.”

 

“Why? S-so that I can hear your verbal abuse better?”

 

“n-no! of course not just come here,…”kagome looked at sesshomaru while he walked around the bed and sat next to her, “sessh im sorry… I mean… maybe I do love you… I just don't think I'm ready for how fast this is going. And last night I wasn't trying to take advantage of you, stop crying. I didn't even know that you were this emotional. I always thought you were cold as ice. You never acted this way before…” kagome was feeling bad because she realized how much sesshomaru trusted her.

 

“I never wanted anyone to know. I c-cant d-deal with th-this much stuff. I thought I could trust you.”

 

“Sessh you can… I'm sorry.” kagome had her hand around his back and was trying her best to sooth sesshomaru who was still crying. “Sessh I do love you… maybe I only acted like that because of the pregnancy… we can get through this. Me and you, ok? Just me and you. I'll stay.”

 

“You're going to stay with me? Your not g-getting an ab-or-tion?”

 

“No sessh. Im going to stay. But I have to go back to my time. I suppose I should see my mom and tell her about us.”

 

“y-you promise you'll come back?”

 

“Sessh I would never leave you. I don't know what got into me. I love you.” Sesshomaru put his head in Kagome's lap.

 

“Ok kagome. W-when do you want to go back?”

 

“Sooner than later. The sooner I tell her, the easier it will be.”

 

“Can we go now? I k-kinda want to leave here.”

 

“Yeah let's go. I promise I won't stay longer than 30 minutes. Just to get my stuff and say good bye, ok? Settle down.”

 

“ok.”

 

* * *

 

Sesshomaru and kagome were now arriving at the well. Sesshomaru had his emotionless face back on and was sniffing the air to see if any one was watching them as kagome prepared to leave. When everything was clear he pulled kagome close to him and said,

 

“Dear kagome, I'm going to miss you every second your away. Please come back as soon as you can.”

 

“Sessh Im only going for thirty minutes, I think you're going to survive.” Kagome said while pulling away from sesshomaru. “I probably won't even need the full thirty minutes. I'll probably be back sooner than you think.”

 

Kagome sat on the edge of the well and jumped in preparing herself for her mothers never ending tears, and her grandfather's rage.

 

`Sesshomaru is lucky I really do love him… I can't be--.”

 

*THUMP*

 

`What the frig is gowin on?' kagome thought as she hit the ground in the well.

 

“Sesshomaru!!”

 

Kagome saw sesshomaru poke his head over the well and look down at her.

 

“Sesshomaru!!! I… cant … get… through!!! Help me out of here!!!!” kagome said while stomping on the ground.

 

Suddenly she felt a gust of wind and everything was bright.

 

“WHERE AM I?!?! WHATS GOING ON?!?!”

 

“KAGOME!! Calm down!!! I just pulled you out of the well with demonic speed.”

 

“Oh. Well. Don't do that unless I say so sessh. Kami-sama… you almost gave me a heart attack.”

 

“Why can't you get through?”

 

“Well- if I new that- I don't think I would have been screaming for your help now would I? Gosh you're such a dumb ass sometimes.” Sesshomaru turned away from her in embarrassment.

 

“Jeez sesh, don't be so touchy. I was just joking… you know how you joked… with the artist… being dead… for the mo--…oh forget it. Sessh, how do you kill so many people but be so soft?”

 

“Don't judge me. I only kill people so that others will know not to make fun of me.”

 

“HOW THE FUCK DO YOU THINK SOMEONE WANTS TO MAKE FUN OF YOU? You're like the sexiest person on the planet!!!”

 

“Do you really think that kagome?!?”

 

Sesshomaru turned to her and now had stars in his eyes. Kagome wondered why he cared so much about his looks.

 

“Let's go sesshomaru. And get that dumb expression off your face, oh sorry I didn't realize that's just how you look!! HHHAAAAA- HHHHAAA- HHHAAAA!!!!” kagome was now rolling on the ground holding her stomach and laughing harder than she did when he fell off the bed.

 

“Im sorry I asked.” Sesshomaru had tears in his eyes again. Kagome got off the ground and stared at his face mockingly.

 

“Are you crying again? God sesshomaru how are you going to deal with me during full blown pregnant lady time? this is only the first day and you've been in shambles twice!”

 

Sesshomaru started crying again, “YOU WERE SO NICE YESTERDAY!!!! You told me jokes and made me happy… now… your just… your just… an ass hole!!”

 

“Oh sesshomaru suck it up. What if inuyasha were here? Would you be crying then? No. Now come on and take me to kyade's place. Maybe she knows what's wrong with the well.”

 

* * *

 

“So… ye jumped into the well… but ye did not pass?”

 

“Yeah kyade I just said that, can we get along with it?”

 

“Kagome, ye shall do well you respect ye's elders.”

 

“Ye, ye, ye, maybe ye should find out what's wrong with ye's well so this ye can get on with her life, grams.”

 

Suddenly sesshomaru butted into their conversation and held back kyade from socking kagome in the face.

 

“LADY KYADE, I apologize! Kagome is pregnant and gets like this!!”

 

“Sessh, did I say I needed your fuckin help? Get off her and wait for me out side. I'm startin to get tired of your punk ass tryin to act hard all the time. GET OUT!”

Sesshomaru got up with tears in his eyes and left out the hut.

 

“Kagome, y-ye should probably try to see if inuyasha can get through the well. Other than that I don't know what to tell… ye. I'm a priestess not a well expert.” With that said, kyade got up and left the hut and saw sesshomaru pouting. “Sesshomaru, I don't know what to tell ye, other than that bitch is a real piece of work.”

 

Kagome exited the hut shortly after and snatched sesshomaru up by his hair.

 

“lets go NOW sesshomaru. We have to find your stupid ass brother.”

 

“Ow, ok , owww, pleeeeaaaassssseee let me go d-dearest kagome…”

 

“Well hurry the hell up and take me to him. That bitch, - ky`YE'de - put me in a bad mood! You can thank her for your headache.”

 

“Bitch” sesshomaru mumbled under his breath.

 

“What was that?!” kagome screamed in Sesshomaru's ear.

 

“Oh I was just calling lady kyade a bitch. O what a bitch she is”

 

Sesshomaru said with a nervous smile on his face. He really wanted to scream `OH KAGOME I was just saying that you've become a real douche bag ever since I tapped that ass.' But he kept his mouth shut. He understood what she was going through because he watched inuyashas mother during her pregnancy. She would scream and yell and throw dishes at his father who would always tell sesshomaru that it wasn't really her. She was only going to be that way for a short while. Sesshomaru knew that if kagome was a demon carrying his child she wouldn't be as moody. She was only this angry because she was carrying a hanyou child and her hormones were trying to accept the change of species in her body's system. Though he also knew the pregnancy was also going to be hard on him self. Sesshomaru wasn't exactly the most emotionally stable person in the world. He always tried to hold on to the phrase `just don't commit suicide'. As long as he knew not to kill his self, he would get through this. Then he would have his kagome back; to love and comfort him.

 

* * *

 

“Do you see him yet?”

 

“No but his scent is strong. He should be just down there.”

 

“Well what are you waiting for? Go got-dammit!”

 

“Yes dear kagome…”

 

Kagome and sesshomaru finally made it to inuyasha. They needed his presence in the well to see if it had truly stopped working. Kagome didn't want to see him though. She suddenly felt… embarrassed to see him. She felt like seeing him would bring back old feelings and old pain. And with how her temper was she was afraid of what she might say to him. So she sent her new found man slave, sesshomaru.(^.^)

 

“Inuyasha!” inuyasha turned around to see his brother looking him right in the face.

 

“Yeah what do you want? And where's kagome? I know she's with you I smelled you guys when you were a billion miles away. The scent of Kagome's perfume, and your shit stained draws.”

 

“I will never understand how you find pleasure in speaking of another mans underpants; though I always did expect you to be a homosexual.”

 

“Yeah whatever. What do you want?”

 

“It's not what I want. It's what kagome wants. She needs to go home but can't get through the well and wanted to know if you still could.”

 

“The well is broken?!- oh well… I don't need it anymore anyway. but I wonder whats wrong with it.”

 

“That's what we want to see. Now lets go.”

 

“Hmf. Why should I? I don't like you or kagome; and im not in the mood for doing any favors.”

 

“Please brother, do this. I will never ask a favor of you again. Name your price. I will give you what you require as payment.”

 

“Wow Sesshomaru. You mean you're not going to kill me if I don't do this? And how come you don't say `this sesshomaru' anymore?”

 

“Killing you and `this sesshomaru' are now both beneath me. I will not bend over that low to pick up those old habits.”

 

“Whatever. Yeah I'll do it. but I want to meet someone first.”

 

“Who?”

 

“You know who. The girl who got the hots for you. The one who tried to kill me.”

 

“Kagura?! You like kagura!!”

 

“SHUT UP!!! Why do you think I didn't say her name?! you think I want kagome to hear?!?!”

 

“Trust me, kagome doesn't give half a crap who you wish to be with.”

 

“Whatever. I just know that if I try to talk to her alone she'll only try to kill me. But she likes you… get her to like me…”

 

“Fine brother. After we go to the well we shall see kagura. Who knows… it could take years before I could get any woman to like you…”

 

* * *

 

 

“Well… what are you waiting for? Jump in.”

 

“Fine! Quit rushing me.”

 

Inuyasha jumped into the well. He once again was surrounded by purple and blue light, and then he disappeared. Suddenly from behind the bushes kagome kagome ran out and shook sesshomaru by his kimono.

 

“Did you see that?!?! How does he get to go in but I ca-.” kagome was cut off by the sight of the light again. Then inuyasha jumped out of the well.

 

“Umm, hi, inu-inuyasha…”

 

“Hey kago-go-GO-GO-PR-PRE-PREGNANT?!?! YOUR GONE FOR ONE DAY AND NOW YOU'RE A PREGO?!?!”

 

“YEAH PREGNANT IS THERE AN ISSUE?!?!”

 

“Oh no-no issue… congratulations dummy.

 

“Dummy? DUMMY? What are you calling me a dummy for?”

 

“Well did it ever occur to you that you cant get through the well because that kid is in you?!?! It does have a soul you kno- `MY LOVE FOREVER'?!?! did sesshomaru do that to you?!? Where is yours sesshomaru??!?!”

 

“Well i- i- umm s-see kagome d-didn't h-have t”

 

“I didn't give him one!! Is that a freaking issue?!?”

 

Inuyasha just stared at kagome and sesshomaru with a look of confusion on his face.

 

“Well kagome, you know that you're bound to sesshomaru and can't have sex with anyone else because you'll die, right… I mean that's totally ok if you love him”

 

“I'm ok with it. He has a big penis.”

 

“But do you love him?”

 

“Umm hellooooo, is anyone hooome? I just told you… big penis!”

 

“But do you love him”

 

“YES I LOVE HIM DAMMIT!!”

 

“Oh well that's not good because sesshomaru can still have sex with anyone he wants.”

 

“WHAT? WHY?”

 

“You haven't given him a mark yet.”

 

Kagome then without any warning tackled sesshomaru to the ground and bit his neck hard… but nothing happened.

 

“What was that all about.” Inuyasha asked while staring at the two who were now on the ground.

 

“Dear kagome… you cant bite through my skin. Im demon. That's like a baby turtle trying to tackle a tree.”

 

“Are you calling me a turtle? I hate TURTLES!!!”

 

“N-NO DEAR KAGOME! I was simply making a comparison I ap-p-apologize!!”

 

“*cough* *cough* - whipped - *cough* *cough*”

 

“Well how am I supposed to bite you if I cant… well… bite you? AND INUYASHA SHUT THE HELL UP!!”

 

Inuyasha was suddenly ducking behind a tree with a sweat drop going down the back of his head.

 

“Here kagome.” Sesshomaru scratched two holes in his skin causing him self to bleed.

 

“Lick the cut now.”

 

Kagome got a worried look on her face. I mean… if she didn't get aids during sex… she was sure to get it now. Sesshomaru saw the worried look on her face.

 

“Dear kagome don't be worried for me. This does not hurt.”

 

Kagome just smiled at his stupidity and leaned into his neck. She licked the area that had blood but the more arose. She sucked the cut clean and slid her tongue over the wound that was beginning to heal.

 

She sat up and smiled at sesshomaru who lifted her off of him. Inuyasha was back with them.

 

“Oh dear…”

 

“What?” inuyasha and kagome asked sesshomaru in unison.

 

“I have to… pee. Excuse me.”

 

“Wow. That was unexpected.” Kagome said as sesshomaru ran behind some trees.

 

“I can't wait to see what you wrote on that stick-up-the-ass.”

 

Back behind the tree, sesshomaru was sitting on the ground and was NOT peeing. Instead he used the opportunity to test out his new mating mark. Sesshomaru suddenly began stroking his mating mark and leaned over to look at kagome. He pulled down his pants and started…masturbating and had a very devious look on his face. He watched as kagome fell to her knees in pleasure.

 

“What's wrong with you?!?!” screamed inuyasha as he watched kagome fall to the ground. All she could manage to get out was…

 

“m-my n-nnnneaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh, ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhh…that's what I'm talkin about baybay. eah turn around for me like that… yeah that's what daddy likes”

 

“What?!? Kagome you sound like you're having-SESSHOMARU!! Get out here now!!!”

 

Suddenly kagome was off the ground and was gasping for air from her near orgasm experience.

 

“w-what waas thaaaat?”

 

Sesshomaru came from behind the bushes with a huge creepy sesshomaru smile on his face.

 

“dear kagome… he- he- he… are you alright? I saw you from the tree and you frightened me.”

 

“Sesshomaru I just got the best feeling ever!!!”

 

Sesshomaru got a puzzled look on his face. He was thinking `kagome, did that feel better than last night?' then kagome suddenly said,

 

“well I mean almost best feeling ever… if you know what I mean… sesshomaru… huh… sesshomaru… catch my uh… catch my drift?” she said while elbowing sesshomaru in the side playfully.

 

“yes… and thank you dear kagome. ”

 

“damn sesshomaru kagome got that ass whipped!!”

 

“JUST-BECAUSE-I-RESPECT-KAGOME-DOESN'T-MEAN-I-LET-HER-.R 21; Sesshomaru was cut off by kagome…

 

“sesshomaru you had better not say something you may regret…”

 

“yes dear kagome…oh and you got that feeling because I rubbed the mating mark on my neck whatever feeling I feel… you will also start to fell. If I am… well… in the mood…you will also be… well…in the mood.”

 

“Interesting… so any time I'm angry, I can make you feel my rage?”

 

“yes… if that is how you choose to use it.”

 

“HELL YEAH THAT'S HOW I CHOOSE TO USE IT!!! THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER!!!”

 

“Whatever you two… sesshomaru… meet me back here tomorrow to you know… … go get who we talked about. Bye kagome.”

 

Inuyasha took off into the woods going to kyade's village. Miroku and sango were going to meet him there. He then thought to his self, `hmm, maybe miroku can give me advice on how to talk to kagura… - … - … umm… wow… I cant even believe I just thought that… … I need bed rest.”

 

Kagome was staring into the well that she couldn't see the bottom of any more because it was starting to get dark. `I cant believe I'm going to have to ask inuyasha to be a messenger for me and mama Higurashi. I hope gramps doesn't try to kill him. Kagome was beginning to feel less angry at the world. For some reason the setting sun brought Pease to her mind. She wasn't so worried anym-… sesshomaru began rubbing the mating mark and kagome fell to her knees.

 

“so what would you like to do kagome?” he already knew the answer. Kagome felt just as horny as seshomaru now.

 

“well… waiting to get back to the castle is way to long… but that umm well over there looks mighty comfortable…”

 

“wow kagome… that is so strange… I was thinking the exact same thing…”

 

*back with the cast*

 

*Sesshomaru had his sword drawn into corns face*

 

Sessh - you bitch!!! You made me a pussy!!!

 

*corn giggles*

 

Corn - sesshomaru… don't you see the beauty in it? and plus… every woman wants a sensitive man…

 

*sesshomaru scoffs and flips through the script*

 

Sessh- you made me say “I never wanted anyone to know. I c-cant d-deal with th-this much stuff. I thought I could trust you.” That's the pussyest line I ever heard in my life!!! This sesshomaru ends this now!!! I will kill you!!!

 

*corn draws a huge sword that is even bigger than bankotsu's*

 

Corn - SESSHOMARU! You will sit down and shut up or I won't give you any more of my dog's kibbles and bits!

 

Sessh - you bitch… you would take it to the kibbles and bits…

 

Corn - now that we got that straight… if you get out of line one more time im going to throw you out of the casting party and you won't be able to have any kibbles and bits any way, you know you're not allowed in any pet stores because of what happened last time-

 

*corn gets cut off*

 

Sessh - this sesshomaru prefers not to go there

 

Corn - pet toys everywhere…

 

Sessh - this sesshomaru prefers not to go there!

 

Corn - those female dogs will never be the same…

 

Sessh - THIS SESSHOMARU PREFERS NOT TO GO THERE!!!

 

Corn - I didn't even know dogs could do it in that position…

 

Sessh - I hate you.

 

Corn - whatever…

 

I want to say thanks to `the oldest maiden' and `shades of night 114' for giving me my first two reviews! You guys are the best!