InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ sesshomaru and kagome ❯ sesshomaru 2 ( Chapter 9 )

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN INUYASHA!! IF I DID, I WOULD PROBABLY BE IN JAPAN RIGHT NOW INTRODUCING MYSELF AS RUMIKO TAKAHASHI!!!

 

 

Chapter… umm what chapter is this?

 

 

Well yes, if you must know. Kagome was about to start yelling at Inuyasha for whatever happened to her hair. White was sooo not her color. The first time she went home after seeing Inuyasha she actually contemplated dying her hair white but decided it wouldn't work out because she didn't have the attitude to go with it.

 

“Inuyasha, what's going on?”

 

“I'm not Inuyasha, Sesshomaru.”

 

“I'm not Sesshomaru, Inuyasha…”

 

Kagome and Sango sat there in silence for what seemed to be an eternity. Until kagome just flopped to the ground and sat on her bottom. Sango was the first to break the silence.

 

“If your not Sesshomaru then who are you…?” she asked the question not even sure if she wanted to know. All she wanted to do was to go back to the village and slay a demon or something. Any thing would be better than staring death in the face.

 

“I'm Kagome… who are you?” Sango almost sighed in relief when she heard that it was kagome in there, but that was just an almost. She didn't believe a word of it. She rubbed her face with her hands only to abruptly stop to look at her fingernails which were now elongated claws.

 

“Why! Why! Why!” Sango screamed stomping at the ground only to feel it start crumpling at her feet. She stopped her angry tirade to look at her feet which belonged to Inuyasha. Maybe this is Kagome… she thought before thinking, HA! and if it isn't, I know I'm in Inuyasha's body! I can beat the crap out of Sesshomaru!!!

 

“Well I'm Sango.” She stated still not believing that the being in front of her was Kagome. She didn't even have time to react before kagome ran into her screaming,

“thank goodness!!! I thought it was going to be someone I didn't know!! Why are we in these bodies?!?!

 

“umm… uhh…” sango stuttered not knowing what to do with the youkai that was now lached to her “how do I know that you kagome?” she stated, her voice still raspy and deep. She felt the tight grip on her release.

 

“Well.. you could ask me a question.” The idea seemed like the best thing to do since kagome knew all of sango's deepest darkest secrets. They talked about so many random topics whenever they went to the hot springs.

 

“ooh!! I have the perfect question!! Something only kagome would know!!” sango was so satisfied with herself for coming up with a question that not only had to do with one of her own private thoughts but was also about one of the things from kagome's time.

 

“What did I want to be for Kagome's holiday called Halloween?!?!” she practically screamed with a smile on her face.

 

It took everything in kagome not to burst out into laughter from seeing Inuyasha's face with such gleeful anticipation. His cheeks were all red and the smile on his face was almost as wide the one she saw when she told koga off.

 

She scoffed and said,“ha that's easy, you wanted to be a female Miroku so you could feel his butt whenever you wanted to. Ya big perve.” Kagome said. Her voice was deep and monotone and she couldn't help but be surprised at the fact that she didn't get off the sarcastic tone she wanted. Instead of being playful and silly, her voice sounded deep and serious and angry.

 

Sango took in a deep gasp not at all expecting the tall demon in front of her to answer that question correctly,

 

“HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT!!”

 

“BECAUSE IM KAGOME!!!” kagome yelling in Sesshomaru's voice was definitely something she would have to avoid at all costs. Not only did she scare herself… but the supposed “sango” in front of her had a look of absolute dread.

 

“sorry” she said in the most timid tone she could possibly give Sesshomaru's voice, which was not timid at all, instead she came off sounding annoyed. “ its really me sango, I don't know how this happened… I was just taking a bath and then I was here…”

 

“So it's really you?”

 

“yeah.” Kagome was looking down at his feet and couldn't help but smile. “songo… ya wanna go take a bath…?” kagome really knew sango all too well. Both of them were too big of pervs for their own good.

 

Sango got another gleeful smile on his face and yelled” heck yeah!! Do you think we can smell water like Inuyasha can?!?!”

 

“you are Inuyasha silly!!” and they both began speed walking away from the cliff.

 

* * *

 

Sesshomaru, the real Sesshomaru, just sat there with his eyes closed. He didn't even want to know who or what he was. He just sat there. He knew he was in water… and he knew that he was unbelievably sad. This whole day was not going to end well. To add to his frustration, he had yet to admit to himself that he was no longer a demon. He could tell he wasn't because he couldn't hear anything.

 

Everything was silent. The life of a demon always held sound because you could hear a pin drop from a mile away. He also couldn't smell past the radiant scent of soap. That was how he came to realize that he was not just in water… he had switched places with someone who was taking a bath.

 

The fact that he was naked was the only thing that was prodding him to open his eyes. He wanted to see his body so bad. Ugg, I fucking give up! He thought before popping his eyes open and staring down at his knew body.

 

“oh thank god!!! YES! YES ! YES!!! IM A WOMAN!!!! IM A FUCKING WOMAN!!! MY VOICE!!! DO YOU HEAR THAT BITCHES?!?!” Sesshomaru raised his arms above his head in triumph, and he had every right to.

 

Last time he encountered this “body switch” thing was totally by accident. Some thief was raiding a village and stole some of priestess's belongings and did some stuff that he knows he should regret. Not that he can regret it now, because after Sesshomaru met up with the priestess and got his rightful body back he gutted the bastard and learned everything he could about the spell and even took some for himself.

 

What a week that was. Lugging his obese self around town asking random people where he could find help for getting a knew body. How embarrassing.

 

Sesshomaru examined his breast more and came to the realization that he had seen that specific mole somewhere and knew it well.

 

“NO! NO! NO! My breasts!!! My body!! I cant take advantage of it!! Kagome! Kagome would never forgive me!” once before in Sesshomaru's long life he had had a string of long wild fantasies about what he would do if he were a woman. Nothing gay or any thing, he would never think of having sex with a man. Even if the thought tried its damndest to get into his mind he would kill it before it was born.

 

He could sadly remember the first and last time he thought of sex with another man. Or two men to be correct. That was the day he knew for certain that he was straight.

 

He was eating dinner with his father and Inuyasha's pregnant mother when the thought of someone pounding into his backside while another man exploded in his mouth.

 

First he loudly choked on his dinner that was in the process of sliding down his throat. When the thoughts didn't stop and he was still loudly choking in his rice and slamming his fist on the table, his father had actually leaped across the table and started pounding on his back screaming “Sesshomaru, spit it out!” the thoughts became too realistic and he barfed all over his lap, which caused Inuyasha's mother to barf all over her plate then start crying and rolling on the floor.

 

No. This Sesshomaru was a lesbo lover. Man sex was a nauseating thought that he didn't allow to pass anymore.

 

Sesshomaru got out of the indoor hot spring and grabbed a towel ready to leave the room. But suddenly he realized… his towel… had… A STAIIIIINNN!!!!! OH THE HUMANITY OF IT ALLL!!!!!!!

 

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

 

He screamed before a servant came bursting through the door.

 

“lady kagome!!! What is the matter?!?!”

 

“THERE IS A STAIN ON MY TOWEL!!! WHY? WHY?! WHY!?!?!” Sesshomaru couldn't stop! He wanted to but he couldn't. The tears came. The huffing and puffing came with the tears, and the rolling on the floor came with the huffing and puffing, and the flailing of his legs went naturally with the huffing and puffing.

 

“I can get you a new towel lady kagome!!” he stopped suddenly. It all made sense now. Get a new towel.

 

“Really? Y-you can?”

 

“Yes. I will be right back.”

 

“ok.” Why was this happening? Why had he done that? Sesshomarus right state of mind came back and he could think rationally.

 

`Oh yes… im pregnant. How strange. Those emotions were not my own. It was almost exactly like when my inner demon is telling me to kill. How interesting. I wonder how whoever has my body is handling my inner demon now?”

 

* * *

 

How was kagome handling it? truth be told… she wasn't. the demon hadn't even come out to play yet. He was there of course but he was listening to the conversation being held by the two greatest demons in the world. here Inuyasha and Sesshomaru were… chatting away about how fantastic penises were.

 

“look at mine! The cute little tip! I just want to sew it a scarf and booties!”

 

Sesshomaru's inner demon couldn't take it anymore.

 

`Honestly!! I can't believe you just said that!!' kagome paused right in the middle of her sentence. She had been telling sango about how she was mated with Sesshomaru and the demon slayer actually took it quite well. Something about the look on kagomes face whenever he came around.

 

“who said that?!?!” kagome sceamed, in her new voice.

 

“Kagome… what are you talking about?” Sango said in her raspy Inuyasha voice.

 

“ssshhhh!!! Someone is talking to me!”

 

“yeah im talking to you!”

 

“no!! someone is in my head!!” kagome pointed a clawed finger at her silky main and tried to get the thing to talk again…

 

`who are you?'

 

`what are you talking about? You know who I am.'

 

`no I don't know!! Im not Sesshomaru im kagome!!'

 

`I know you not Sesshomaru, stupid!! You are me and his fantastically sexy mate. How do you not know about me, kagome?'

 

`why would I know you? Who are you?'

 

`ugg, jeez. All those times me and you were in the throws of ecstasy and such.'

 

`what the frig are you talking about?!'

 

`jeez. you have seen me before ,Sexy. When his eyes turn red. That's me. His inner demon'

 

`well go away! You scare me!'

 

`you aren't scared of me. I see your face when I come around. Your always underneath me, your eyes all glossy, that sexy look on your face. Your not scared of me then.'

 

`you mean that's not Sesshomaru?'

 

`Of course not! He cant love you like I can! Never in a million years!'

 

`dont you talk about him like that!!'

 

`im just teasing, Sexy. I am Sesshomaru. You are Sesshomaru too. Or have you yet to notice?'

 

`I'm not Sesshomaru! Im just in his body! You're not Sesshomaru either! You're just in his body too!

 

That is where you are wrong. You may not really be him. ButI am. Saying that I am not him is like saying that you are not you when you change your shirt.'

 

`So what do you mean? You're Sesshomaru but only a different part of him?'

 

`Exactly. And ill have you know that I was the one who told Sesshomaru to claim you as a mate. He likes to call it instincts but I call it common sense. Sesshomaru was all “ oh no, we mussnt claim her now, she isn't ready.” And I was all “fuck dat! Get dat bitch!!” I was the one who loved you. He just wanted you as a hoe.

 

`That's not true! Sesshomaru loves me!'

 

`Of course Sesshomaru loves you! And don't you ever forget it! I love you! Im just saying that Sesshomaru's logic was saying that you weren't ready to claim yet.'

 

Well… whatever. What do you want?'

 

`You know what I want.'

 

`No I don't.'

 

`Well first I want you to stop talking to your brother about penises.'

 

`That's not Inuyasha! Its Sango!'

 

`yeah well whatever it is its creeping me out. Now I want you to go find your body and bang the shit out of it.'

 

`WHAT?! NO?!'

 

`C'mon? Why not?! I'm horny, and just thinking about your body is…mmmm'

 

`Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!'

 

`what Kagome? You should be proud. Your body Is so enticing. I just want to eat you up. Hmm. Next time, I think I will.'

 

`eww you pervert!! How does Sesshomaru deal with you?!? Your disgusting!'

 

`well first of all, Sesshomaru doesn't “deal with me” my other half welcomes these thoughts of you. Its like the one thing yin and yang agree on. It's the need to be inside you. And I know that you are enjoying everything that im saying to you because we are mates. You think its sexy and you cant deny me.'

 

`I can deny you and your dirty mind and im ignoring you now!'

 

`Well. You told me. But im not going away, because I know that deep insde… you want me to stay. I am Sesshomaru after all.'

 

`how do you know I want you to stay?'

 

`he he he… silly girl. We are M-A-T-E-S! of course you want me to stay. And you love the way I talk to you too, Sexy.'

 

`I don't want to talk about this anymore.'

 

`I know you don't but I do. There is no need to be embarrassed. Just wait until you are in your body again and im giving you what you need. You know you wouldn't be able to live without me right? You need me to be inside you.'

 

`what?'

 

`Now that you know what you can have… you will keep coming back for more. If I deny you of what you want… you won't feel the need to live anymore. Ive given you ultimate happiness. You can't survive on average happiness anymore. You need. Me. But don't worry, Sexy, the feeling is mutual.'

 

 

*back with the cast*

 

Corn - so… what didja think?

 

Sessh - well. This Sesshomaru believes that it was not necessary to bring up the incident with my father and Izayoi.

 

Corn - yeh well I did… and it was hilarious.

 

Kag - so whats going to happen next?

 

Corn - *scoffs* I don't know. I want to bring miroku and Inuyasha in but im afraid I might confuse the story up.

 

Sessh - just like a human. To make such a simple decision so complicated.

 

Corn - hmm. Just like Sesshomaru to forget already that he is a human.

 

Sessh - wha- damn. At least I have two arms.

 

Corn - speakin of which, I thik I just might regenerate your arm somewhere along In the story.

 

Sessh - YES! YES! THANK YOU!!!

 

Corn - yes I know. You are great full. Now go to the store and get me a Arizona… mango flavor… and make it sappy.

 

Sessh - anything for you!!!