InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Sesshomaru's Mistake.. ❯ Time To Flee...XD ( Chapter 1 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]


I dont own Inuyasha! So now, on with da story!!

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Sesshomaru strolled through the forest that his disgusting half demon brother claimed was his.
"Heh, his forest my ass" the disgusted silver haired man muttered to the wind. Suddenly, he had the urge to sing out his thoughts when he saw Kagome and Sango bathing. He leaped to the highest branch in the tree and hid in the many leaves.
"I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE, YOU OTHER BROTHERS CANT DENY, WHEN A GIRL WALKS IN WITH A IDY-BITTY WAIST N HER BUTT ALL IN YOUR FACE YOU GET S-P-R-U-N-G-!" (A/N: im sorry folks but i just HAD to him sing that in one of my fics ^_^;) The bathing beautys below gasped and turned around to look at the still singing Sesshomaru. "Kagome!!!" Inuyasha leaped up to knock his brother down, failing to notice the fuming Kagome. "Inuyasha you pervert---SIT BOY!!" A following thump noise was heard as Sango bashed the perverted monk over the head with her overly large boomerang. "Ah--Inuyasha i was just enjoying my view when you two had to interrupt" They group--excluding Inuyasha because he has a face full of dirt right now--stared up at the exstremly hot and sexy Lord of The Western Lands, Sesshomaru. "Dammmmmmn Sesshomaru you are fi~ine!" Sango remarked as she checked out his uncovered torso(chest). Kagome blushed unwillingly and found herself also unable to pull her eyes away from the sexy body that belonged to the great Sesshomaru.

The other males that were there took this as thier chance and get a look and the females uncovered bodys. "HENTAI!!" Another loud thump was heard and the monk fell to the ground. "Sit boy" Kagome purred as the god like,silver haired demon lord glided his way over to the ladys. "How about you and I, go to the castle for a little chat?" Icy feelings went down everyones spines as they felt an intense gaze upon them. "Kikyo.." Everyone looked at Inuyasha and then Kagome, and back again, waiting for the baka hanyou to run to his love. Kikyo stripped down and walked stalkingly over to the sexy Lord of the West. "My love...take me!! Take me here and now!" Everyone's jaws dropped and had froze, as if struck by lightning and waiting for...rain(A/N: Look i couldnt think of anything..ok? XD)
Sesshomaru stepped back and looked over the form of the girl. Her legs were well muscled but still lady like, hips slender, she had slightly hairy legs and was very hairy down there, her stomach was flat all while not looking starved, his gaze locked upon her breasts. They were round...and...............------------------------------------------------- ---------TO BE CONTINUED! just kidding, lookbelow!




"AHHHH~! THE HORROR! SAGGY BREASTS! SAGGY BREAST!!" He ran for his life, Kikyo stood there bouncing them up and down like volley balls while chasing after him like some horrible saggy breasted slug that liked to terrorize lords! "I WOULD RATHER HAVE KEADE THEN YOU!!" "OH really!" Stood before him was a naked Keade "AHH! YOUR SAGGY EVERY WHERE!"
So lives the legend of Lord Sexymaru, lord of the western lands...he never mated..there fore he never had a new lord once he was raped by saggy breasted sisters of the West, lady keade and lady kikyo..
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Right...i really just wanted to make a nice, sesshomaru fic with saggy breasts in it and keade torturing sesshomaru while kikyo it very ugly..mwahaha! So review please...i might continue with kagome..and naraku or sumthing lol, well bye!