InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Sesshoumaru's Curse ❯ NOOOOO ITS GONE!!!!!!!!!!! ( Chapter 1 )

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Chapter 2

"Damn!!! This is t-too perfect!!" Inuyasha gasped. "He's a-a girl!!!! A woman! A human!!!!!"

Miroku was the first one to understand partially what had happened, and he smiled and leaned on his staff. He was not in the least worried that she would hurt him, only Sango would. "Do tell us Sesshoumaru-sama, how did you manage to get in to this… ahem… situation?"

Sesshoumaru tried to growl in anger, but it only succeeded in sounding like a feminine purr. Inuyasha began in peals of laughter again, clutching the ground. Sesshoumaru grabbed her throat, and a look of fear on her face. "My voice!" she whispered.

Kagome had a look of amusement on her face, but pity in her eyes all the same. "All right. All but Sango go to the village, check for survivors. Sango, could you give me a hand?" Sango nodded.

The boys walked off, but not before Inuyasha walked over to where she was standing against the tree. He smiled widely, tweaked her nose, and whispered in her ear. "You be careful now, we don't want you breaking any nails! You make such a cute girl! Sessy!" Sesshoumaru tried to swipe at the hanyou but with him being a human, her reflexes were slow, and Inuyasha moved out of the way. A grin on his lips he followed Miroku and the others.

Once the men were gone, Kagome turned to a sulking Sesshoumaru. It was true, he made a pretty woman, but Kagome did not think he would appreciate being informed with that knowledge. "Well Sesshoumaru, lets get you out of the armor, since I don't think that you can stand with it on." The newly turned human girl nodded grudgingly.

She reached for a side buckle, only to find that the knot was tied to tight to undo. She fiddled with it a bit more before Sango went over and helped her. "Here." She smiled. Sango helped untie the heavy armor, and let it drop. The clothes that Sesshoumaru was wearing were still quite big, and Kagome smiled.

"I have a shirt you can borrow, if you want. It would fit." She suggested. Sesshoumaru shot her a dirty look, looking pointedly at the school uniform she still wore. "Or not…"

Sesshoumaru squinted slightly, and then frowned. "What's wrong?" Asked Kagome. Sesshoumaru pouted further.

"I can't see! Or smell! Or hear! I am crippled!!!!!" she whined in desperation. "This is not fair!" her voice trembled with withheld tears.

"Sesshoumaru- how long do you think this will last?" Sango asked.

"I don't know!" the girl sniffed. "All I know is that I killed the villagers, and there was this woman, and she said, "Ye shall rue the day ye struck out against the humans in this village. Ye shall become that which ye most despise, until you hath changed ye's ways."

"I passed out, and when I woke up, I was like this!!" another sniffle, and Sesshoumaru crossed her arms. "I don't want to be this wayyy." She whined, and her lower lip trembled. "I can't see, I can't hear, I can't smell. This could not get any worse!" She stopped when she saw the looks on the women's faces. "WHAT? What are those looks for?"

Kagome exchanged meaningful looks with Sango, who looked mildly mortified. "Um…How to explain…" Kagome started. "Wellll… how much do you know about a woman's body?"

"What do you mean how much do I know? How would I know anything! I am supposed to be a full-blooded youkai demon! Not some weak pathetic human GIRL!" she shrieked at the top of her lungs. "And now my voice is funny!"

"Its PMS." Mouthed Kagome to Sango who grinned. Kagome had explained what it had meant earlier, and Sango agreed with her. "Sesshoumaru, I mean… like what is required… to be a woman."

"What do you mean?" she asked suspiciously. "Oh Kami!" she breathed suddenly. She whirled around, and undid the kimono enough to look down. "NOOOOOOOOOOO! ITS GONE!!!!!" she screamed.

Yep, damn right it's gone! And if anyone has any ideas for things to do to poor Sessy-chan, write a review or an email! Thanks!!