InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Shadow Stalker ❯ wtf??? ( Chapter 5 )

Dagger walked up behind Kagome who was currently rolling on the floor laughing hysterically. Dagger bent down to help her friend up.

"Are you alright?" Dagger asked, starting to laugh again.

"Did you….*laugh*…see the…*giggle*…look on his face?" Kagome's face was turning blue from the lack of oxygen. At that time Hakumei came storming over with that look on his face that said `I'm-going-to-kick-your-ass-and-your-going-to-like-it!

"Dagger!" Hakumei was beyond pissed, he had missed a perfectly good chance to get some action. Lord knows he was out of practice. Dagger stood up and brushed herself off.

"I'll make it worth what you had to go through." With those words out and the help of a hair flip, Dagger had Hakumei under her complete control again.

`It's kinda creepy to think what she could do with that' Kagome thought as she watched this going on.

"Now be a good boy and give Kagzi and I your credit cards and cash." Dagger flashed one of her famous smiles and Hakumei could only nod his head dumbly and hand it over.

`Hey I wonder if it will work for other people too?' Kagome thought, deciding to test her theory.

"Hey Haku?…*insert innocent look*…Will you run around the department store in a penguin suit screaming `I'm a horney man…who will be my queen?' Kagome grinned.

"OKAY…I think that's enough manipulating for one day."

"Awww…your no fun. Think about all the beautiful blackmail we could get." Kagome starts laughing manically.

"Don't worry. I have plans." Kagome sweatdrops while slowly backing away from her. Dagger slowly pours an ice cold glass of water that she magically had. Hakumei woke from his `coma' dripping wet and saw Kagome pouting.

"w-w-what j-just h-h-happened?" he said shivering.

"Absolutly nothing…" Dagger sighed. She started walking away.

"We better get you new clothes since yours are all wet." Hakumei looked suspiciously at Kagome and started edging away from her. He ran to catch up to Dagger when Kagome started to laugh.

Dagger was seen in the men's department looking at the racks. Hakumei came up behind her and touched her shoulder. Dagger spun around quickly while bending his arm the wrong way and flipped him over onto his back, effectively knocking the wind out of him.

"Whoops…sorry." Dagger said, looking guilty. After a few moments of laying on the ground, Hakumei got up and walked over to where Dagger recently was when he was grabbed from behind and quickly shoved into a convenotily located dressing room.

"FUCK IT!!!!" Hakumei yelled, "you had better let me out now…or you'll wish you had." He threatened.

"Hakumei…your going to stay in there until we are done having you try on clothes!" Kagome screamed back.

"God knows you need some….the last time you got new clothes were when I threw your old ones from 5 years ago out"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!…ANYTHING BUT THIS TORTURE!" Hakumei cried.

"Yeah,…that's real manly, Haku." Dagger scoffed. At that precise moment Haku shut up and stuck his hand out the door for a handful of clothes. Kagome looked up at Dagger in admiration.

"Man do you have him whipped!"

Hakumei's voice came from the dressing room, "Shut up and get me more clothes."

"All right." Kagome suddenly perked up. Dagger sighed as she followed Kagome.

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Three hours later the trio entered the house. Kagome was seen skipping through the door while two people dragged their feet after.

"How does she do it?" Dagger asked as she fell on the couch.

"You should see how she eats." Hakumei fell on top of Dagger and was too tired to move. Dagger didn't notice this on account that she passed out. When she woke up she lifted her hand and barely had enough energy to raise it and hit Hakumei off of her. He landed with a thump and didn't move.

`hum….hope I didn't give him brain damage.' Dagger thought.

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sorry this took so long, I've been really busy and had writer's block…..if your reading this….COMMENT DAMN IT…IF YOU COMMENT I'LL BE MORE INCLINED TO WRITE MORE OFTEN!…

~midnight~