InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Shadow Stalker ❯ hell...no ( Chapter 11 )

This chappy is for my best friend tessy-chan, once again, to make her feel better!

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"Dagger you have to pose as a stripper for a men's club around here to find out information on one of our rival gangs. You have to audition for a job at Perky Bob's. The other gang members go to this particular club about 5 times a week so you don't have to work there long, but you have to get some new information about them or this whole thing would be a waste." Inuyasha said, barely containing his laughter. Meanwhile Dagger is trying to restrain herself from killing everything that radiates body heat. Through clenched teeth you could barely hear her mumbling.

"I will not become a stripper!" She growled, "If you want information this badly why don't you pose as a stripper. That way you can make money at the same time you bastard." Dagger looked around at the others.

"You have got to be kidding me." She said. Miroku spoke up,

"Afraid he's not. The challenges must be very difficult in order to determine if you would sacrifice everything for the gang. They must go against what you would find comfortable that way we know just how far you would go." Kagome glared at Miroku and he hid behind Sango.

"Miroku," Kagome said sweetly, "did I say you could talk yet?" She yelled. Inuyasha blinked, `that girl must have major mood swings, her personality just did a one-eighty.' He thought. Inuyasha sighed, if she was the best they could find, the gang was getting desperate.

"You all now have your challenges; you have two weeks to complete them. If you don't do so in the given time or do not fulfill them you will be denied any and all contact to any member of the gang. Oh, and we will have to kill you." Inuyasha said as he and the others followed their leader out the door. The trio just sat on the couch staring at each other in mute horror. Oh what they would do for family.

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The next morning was routine for the group. Around noon a box came for them. Hakumei was the first one to open it and immediately started laughing. He lifted up a very skimpy outfit and a note that read, `Dagger, this is your costume. You must be dressed in this and met us at the Black Chain tomorrow to discuss your plans. Kagome and Hakumei must come too, for they will get details on their own missions, met us in the back room at 2pm.' On the bottom was a signature that was scribbled. Dagger squinted her eyes to read it. It said The Trogdors or The Trogans, she wasn't sure which. Dagger left the stuff on the table and quietly walked up the stairs and didn't say anything. Hakumei just looked at Dagger, then at the clothes, and back to Dagger.

"Aren't you at least going to try them on??" He said with a hidden meaning.

"Hell no" Dagger mumbled before the audible click of her door closing was heard. Hakumei shook his head as he saw his pathetic excuse for a sister coming down the stairs from her own bedroom. You could barely see her face with her huge blanket wrapped around her as she sat down in a chair and grunted to ask for food. Hakumei sighed and made his way down to the basement to workout for a while until they were contacted by the gang. Two hours later, the doorbell to the large house rang and there on the doorstep was a very ugly looking toad-like midget.

"Um….can we help you" Kagome said, staring at the…thing. The green looking human cleared its voice.

"I am here on behalf of Lord Sesshoumaru-sama. You are to meet his trusted advisers at the Black Chain at 2:00 pm for further details about your challenges. Do not take this lightly, if you are late, you shall be in deep shit." After his little speal, it walked away and trotted down the driveway leaving a shocked Kagome in the doorway.

"Well, um…that was interesting." Kagome said to Hakumei, who was just coming up from the basement. Dagger walked into the living room from her bedroom at the same time. Hakumei saw his big chance.

"Hey Dagger, you wanna come workout with me. I can think of other ways to get you sweaty too." Dagger just glared at Hakumei and flicked him off.

"Fuck you, Hakumei" To this Hakumei just smiled.

"Any time baby" He then headed up towards his bedroom to get in the shower. Dagger turned to Kagome, who was in turn still standing in the front hall with her mouth open, staring at the closed door.

"Is your brother always a fucking pervert?" She asked, oblivious to the shocked girl. When Dagger didn't get an answer she looked over to Kagome and then proceeded to shout her name until the girl finally came out of her trance.

"In answer to your previous question….yes" Kagome said before taking her seat next to Dagger at the counter. About half an hour later, Kagome and Dagger were sitting on the couch watching a TV show called `Marmalade Boy'. Hakumei soon came down from his shower and plopped onto the chair next to TV.

"What the fuck is this crap?" He said after about 2 minutes of watching it.

"Marmalade Boy, now shut the fuck up, I can't hear." Dagger said without blinking. After the show was over, Hakumei looked at his watch, and his eyes suddenly got very wide.

"OH FUCK, SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT! ITS 1:50" The other two suddenly shot out of their chairs and started sprinting towards the car, dragging Hakumei by the collar behind them. They all got into the car and Dagger drove out of the driveway as fast as she could. Then Hakumei whispered something to her and she stopped the car and ran back into the house, but not before cursing Haku out for remembering. As she was speeding more that 30 miles over the speeding limit, Kagome could hear her mumbling about perverted men and stripper outfits.

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okay, y'all, the next chapter is going to be about midnight, soo….just to tell you, IT'S ABOUT MIDNIGHT!