InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Silly Human Mating Rituals ❯ Smackdown for Koga ( Chapter 4 )

Smackdown for Koga

Inuyasha's nose was able to quickly determine where Koga was by his scent. “That sickening scent of a mangy wolf,” he thought. “Feh. I'm going to enjoy this!”

 

The cave where Koga was staying was the new lair for his small wolf clan. It was a clan that only consisted of Koga, Ginta and Hakkaku. Inuyasha sniffed and his face screwed up in disgust. “Feh. I hate that wolf smell...,” he thought.

 

Inuyasha walked into the darkened cave, but his eyesight could quickly make out Koga lying on some furs in the back of the cave with Ginta and Hakkaku nearby.

 

“Why are you here?” growled the wolf demon.

 

“Oh, this is going to be good…,” thought Inuyasha.

 

“I'm here to deliver an invitation to you,” said Inuyasha.

 

“An invitation? To what?” the wolf demon asked with a note of suspicion.

 

“It's an invitation to our wedding. Kagome and I are getting married,” said Inuyasha with a grin that almost hinted at malice.

 

Koga looked at the invite perplexed. Inuyasha quickly realized that the wolf demon couldn't read. “But I suppose that makes sense,” thought Inuyasha. “He is a wild wolf, after all. Wolves had no need to read.”

 

“What's a wedding?” asked Koga.

 

Inuyasha grinned in merriment. “Oh it's the silly ceremony that humans do before they get down to the real crux of the matter and mate!” said Inuyasha in triumph.

 

“Mate! Mate? With Kagome?!” sputtered Koga. Koga's voice was starting to break up. It was almost as if the wolf demon was having trouble breathing. Oh, how the hanyou was enjoying this!

 

Koga looked at him with venom. “She didn't consent. You're going to force her?! Aren't you? You insolent puppy!” Koga took a swipe at Inuyasha. But it was easy for the hanyou to avoid. Koga simply wasn't as fast now that he no longer had shikon shards embedded in his legs.

 

“Yes!” thought Inuyasha. “Just give me an excuse to rough you up!” He started to crack his knuckles in anticipation.

 

Inuyasha had a lot of pent up anger against Koga. He had been humiliated for far too long. How many times had Koga literally run over him? How many times had Kagome told him to “SIT” while Koga insulted him and told Kagome that she was his mate?! “Eeeuurr!!!” Inuyasha felt veins popping in his forehead.

 

“Wham!” With one fell blow Inuyasha managed to pound Koga in the face and slam him down to the ground. The wolf demon was barely moving. In fact all he was doing was twitching!

 

Inuyasha yelled at Koga, “That's why there is the stupid ceremony, Koga. So that everyone knows that she choose me as her mate! You can go there yourself. The wedding is in three days.”

 

“Have you mated with her yet?” growled Koga with his face stuck to the cave floor.

 

Inuyasha looked a little flustered. “No, not yet… I have to wait until the wedding ceremony is done.”

 

“If it were me I would have already consummated the relationship!” yelled Koga. “You weak half-demon!”

 

Inuyasha would have normally yelled and cursed at Koga. But he was feeling too good to yell back. “Feh. Humans are different. I have to do this the human way so that Kagome will accept me. If I don't wear this silly costume or drink this stupid sake, humans will not acknowledge that we are mates.”

 

Koga was brimming with confusion and perhaps weak acceptance. “Bizarre…,” said Koga weakly and in defeat.

 

“Oi,” said Inuyasha with a smirk on his face. “So are you coming or not? Ayame will be there…”

 

“Ayame?” said Koga with some surprise.

 

“Yes, and Koga your clan has only three demons left in it. You have no women. You will die out unless you mate. A female wolf demon like Ayame could help you to start a new clan,” added Inuyasha seriously.

 

The wind had been taken all out of Koga. The wolf demon wasn't even moving as he contemplated the recent turn of events.

 

“Well, suit yourself...,” said Inuyasha. He really didn't want Koga there anyway. He just wanted to make sure that Koga knew that he was going to claim Kagome as his mate. Inuyasha really didn't want to have to deal with anymore `interruptions' by Koga. In fact just remembering those many interruptions by Koga and not having Kagome around to “SIT” him made it very hard to resist a parting slap across the wolf's shoulders.

 

“Wham!” As Inuyasha left this time it was Koga who was nicely plastered into the ground.