InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Sleeping Mistake ❯ Inuyasha the Ass ( Chapter 2 )

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Inuyasha the Ass

At first Inuyasha looked at me skeptically, but once he realized that I was telling the truth his eyes opened wide, "I can't believe you! How on earth did you lose your clothing?"

"I don't know! They were right over there," I pointed to a spot near the fire, "Now they're gone!"

"You put them near the fire? Near the pile of firewood,"

"You don't think…"

"Shippo was in charge of adding more wood to the fire. He probably was sleepy and grabbed your clothes with wood he was adding," He walked over to the fire and crouched down to take a look. He stuck his hand into the rubble and pulled out a burned fragment of my once skirt, "Yep; just as I thought,"

"Oh crap! That's just great, and I didn't pack anything extra. I was only planning on staying for yesterday and going home today,"

"What! You were going to go home! We have shards to look for!"

"I have an exam! I only came back for now so I could get you off my back!"

"Well, if this is such a burden to you then why don't you just give me the shards you have and then you can go home for good,"

"Don't give me that crap, Inuyasha! You need me for detecting the shards!"

"I can find the shards just fine without you!"

"Sit boy!" This time the spell worked how I wanted it to, and Inuyasha fell to the ground at my feet.

"You bitch!"

"Sit boy! Don't call me that!"

"I wouldn't if you just stopped telling me to sit!"

"If you would stop being a jackass then you wouldn't have to worry about that!"

"I'm not a jackass!"

"Oh yes you are!"

"Am not!"

"Are too, bitch!"

"You can't call me that!"

"If you can call me it then I certainly can call you it!"

"So now I can call you it!"

"No!"

"Then what are you saying!"

Master Inuyasha, and Miss Kagome will you excuse me for a moment?" Miyoga appeared on Inuyasha's shoulder.

"What do you want!" Inuyasha and I yelled in unison.

"I just thought that your argument wasn't going anywhere, and it needed to be interrupted,"

"Stay out of it Miyoga!" Inuyasha struggled to get off the ground.

"You're such a pain Inuyasha!" I sat down on the ground, still covered by the blanket, and crossed my arms. What am I going to do now? I don't have any clothes, and I can't go home only wearing a sleeping bag. What will mother and Grandfather say?

As if answering my thoughts Inuyasha's rat hair haori fell onto my lap, "Put that on for now. I'll get you something to wear once we're at Kieda's," He turned away then, and started to clean up campsite. I tilted my head to the side and watched Inuyasha for a bit before Miyoga appeared on my shoulder.

"Master Inuyasha is not always a pain Miss Kagome," Then he proceeded to suck my blood.

"I smacked him flat, and he fell to the ground; disappearing beneath the blades of grass. He had a point though; Inuyasha could be a great guy at times, but others he's a real ass.

I slipped myself into his haori, and pulled it tight around myself. It was still warm from Inuyasha's body heat, and it smelt like him : like the forest after it rains.

The camp being clean, he turned back towards me, "Good it's long enough,"

I suddenly felt his eyes on my body, and I pulled the haori closer around my body.

"Are you cold?"

"Oh, um, yeah just a little,"

He walked up to me, "I'll carry you to Kieda's, so we can get there faster, and you won't have to walk around practically naked for as long,"

"I puckered my lips and narrowed my eyes. An ass more than good.

"He just ignored, "I'll come and get your things later,"

With that I was in his arms bridal style. If I was on his back then the robe would come undone. Then we were off.

My hair was whipped through the wind, and to shelter myself a little from it, I buried my head against Inuyasha's chest. I listened to his heart beat, and, without thinking, I reached my hand up and touched where his heart is located.

Inuyasha slowed his pace a little, and looked down at me, but before either one of us could say anything Kieda's house appeared in front of us.

We entered the front door, and met with Kieda, Sango, and Miroku.

"Well I'm glad I sent Shippo and Kirara to the village to get some herbs for me," Kieda looked at us and my being almost naked, wearing Inuyasha's haori, and in Inuyasha's arms with my hand still on his chest. Both of us blushed.

"It isn't what it looks like," Inuyasha set me down, and I pulled his robe tight around myself.

"From what Sango and Miroku tell me, they found ye two in a most interesting position,"

Inuyasha growled and glared at Sango and Miroku for telling.

"It is true Inuyasha. You were pressing down upon Kagome as if you were about to take her,"

"You filthy Monk!!" Inuyasha lunged at Miroku, but I jumped into his path, spreading my hands across his chest to stop him, but it wasn't my hands that made him stop.

He looked down at me with eyes wide. I forgot about keeping the haori closed in my attempt to keep Inuyasha from tearing into Miroku. The front of the garment opened, exposing my body to Inuyasha and Inuyasha only, since the others were behind me, and could only imagine what he was seeing.

I jumped back away from him, and covered up the exposed skin. A blush bloomed across his features. I turned to look at Sango, Miroku, and Kieda, whose faces looked a lot like Inuyasha's.

I whimpered, and then dashed into the next room; needing to distance myself from all human contact.

Inuyasha's POV

This has got to be at least the third time I've seen her body in the past two hours. Although, each time is a small blessing.

I watched as she ran into the room next door. I looked around and saw the uneasy expressions on everyone's faces.

"Say Inuyasha, why doesn't Kagome have her clothes on?"

This time Sango spoke up, so I couldn't get as angry with her, but a small growl still escaped my lips, "Shippo threw them into the fire last night,"

"Why doesn't she just put on a different outfit, instead of parading around in your haori?" Miroku is going to die.

I didn't hold back my growl this time, and Miroku inched back, "She didn't bring any other clothes,"

"But wh-,"

I cut Sango off from her questioning, "Just drop it!"

Kieda sighed, and turned back to the medicine she was brewing, "Inuyasha ye know that there is a reason ye keep on seeing her like that,"

That statement caught Sango and Miroku's attention as well as my own.

"What are you talking about?"

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