InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Snow White and the Seven 'Dwarfs'...Sort of ❯ I'M NOT A WOMAN YOU BAKA! ( Chapter 21 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

AN: Hello my darling, darling, readers. Sorry this chapter is a little late, and a little short, I haven’t had to many ideas lately. Anyway since this story is on both mediaminer and fanfiction.net I’m just leaving both sites responses on the same page. It’s to annoying to write some responses to fanfiction.net, save it post it, then go back, erase what I just wrote and replace it with the responses from mediaminer. Lazy, I know, but much easier for me.
Fanfiction.net-
Inukgirl- Yep, did it again and I will probably keep doing it till the end. (Evil laughing) And don’t worry, I want to see Kikyo burn in hell to, I will never write a Kikyo/Inuyasha fic, even if I put Kagome with someone else. I’ll do something else with Inuyasha.
Neko Jer- Thanks, and I’m glad to hear I can do something right beside write.
RaversAnthem- I know. It’s going to be short this time to. MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
PinkEvilSmile303- It’s alright, we’re all allowed to have our dumb moments. Some people just have them more then others. (Like me)
Umi Kururugi- Don’t worry, I tell a bunch of other authors to hurry up to when they’re being slow and I’ve been really slow lately. About the Kik/Inu thing, don’t worry I only did it to make her suffer later and thanks about the Ayame/Kouga thing. And you can’t blame Kagome for thinking that way, she has been a servant for awhile now, and servants don’t marry princes. And yeah, I guess she’s a little blind to. And I’ll try to get Kanna to piss off Kikyo more, but I think her telling Inuyasha she’s still alive is enough. Unless you can think of something else.
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Kitty- Thanks and I’m still deciding if they get back together sometime in the next few chapters or if I make them suffer by themselves for awhile. And thanks, my only reason I exist is so I can write cliffhangers. And thanks for the candies, there all chocolate bars. And thank you, thank you for your offer to be my beta, but I already found one. But if I ever need another one, or if my current one has to stop being my beta you’ll be the first person I consider.
Amanda Trinh- Don’t worry, as God as my witness, I will make sure Kikyo and Inuyasha never get together in one of my fics.
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Mediaminer-
InuyashaLoveLorn- Thanks, Spain was great and you helped me out with my poor lemon writing skills. Through I wrote a really short (bad) lemon with little problem in my new story so I’m getting better. A little anyway. Wow, really big word. If I could spell I probably wouldn’t even be able to spell that.
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Hey people from Mediaminer, see how nice people are at Fanfiction.net? They actually REVIEW WITHOUT ME BEGGING THEM TO. Now wouldn’t it be a nice idea to follow their example and review a little more? I’m not asking for your kidneys or souls, JUST ONE NICE REVIEW FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.
Disclaimer- This is getting older than my 80 year old grandmother I DON’T OWN INUYASHA!
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~Kagome~
“Kagome, Kagome, KAGOME PLEASE WAKE UP!”
I groaned as the angry voice filled my ears, making them ring painfully and slowly I opened my eyes to see all the dwarfs around my bed, looking down at me. Rin was kneeling beside my head, tears in her eyes.
“Kagome, I am so sorry for whatever I did, just don’t do that again.” She begged, her tears finally spilling down.
I smiled weakly at her, feeling tired from my injuries and from...what could I call that? Getting sucked into the vortex? Going back in time? Traveling through that book? Well whatever it was, it took a lot of energy once I got back.
“Sorry Rin, a lot has happened that I still have to tell you guys about.”
“Well then, don’t you think you should tell us now?” Kouga asked.
“Kouga! She’s tired! Leave her alone!” Sango said, hitting him across his head. I slowly started to pull myself up, loosening the hold I had on the book. “It’s alright Sango, I should probably tell you guys more as long- hey wait a minute, when did you wake up?” I asked, looking at Kouga, “The last time I saw you, you were being carried out by Ayame.” I said, looking at the girl who had her arms wrapped tight around his waist.
He glared at Ayame who had dug her face in his side. “It’s a little hard to stay asleep, when SOMEONE IS CRAWLING AND DROOLING ALL OVER YOU!”
Ayame looked up, suddenly mad. “Alright who’s the moron WHO WAS TOUCHING MY KOUGA?” Kouga turned pale. “You mean...that wasn’t you?”
Sango looked curious and turned to Hiten. “Hey Hiten, didn’t you say you had a really good dream tonight?”
“Yeah, it involved me, Kagura, and a bottle of sake. We were pouring it on each other and licking it off.” Sango shuddered. “Spare me the details, did you sleep walk yet this week?”
“You know, I don’t think so. Oh Kami you don’t think...” He trailed off and looked at Kouga in terror. They screamed and jumped at opposite sides of the bed.
“YOU PERVERTED BAKA! WHY THE HELL DID YOU LICK ME? COULDN’T YOU TELL I WASN’T A WOMAN?”
“WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME? I WAS ASLEEP, I DIDN’T KNOW ANY BETTER! AND YOU COULDN’T HAVE HATED IT SO MUCH OR YOU WOULD HAVE PUSHED ME OFF THE SECOND YOU FELT ME!”
“SHUT THE FUCK UP! I...I...I THOUGHT YOU WERE SOMEONE ELSE!”
Ayame squealed and threw her arms around Kouga, nearly chocking him. “OH KOUGA, YOU THOUGHT IT WAS ME, DIDN’T YOU? I’M SO HAPPY! KOUGA I CAN’T WAIT TO DO THINGS LIKE THAT WITH YOU WHEN WE’RE BOTH AWAKE!”
Kouga looked down at her in horror. “I NEVER SAID THAT! I DON’T WANT TO DO THOSE THINGS WITH YOU!”
Her eyes widened, and her arms tightened around his neck so hard his face was starting to turn purple. “WHAT! THEN WHO THE HELL IS IT YOU WHAT? TELL ME SO I CAN TEAR HER LIMB FROM LIMB!”
Rin and Sango moved closer to me in case Ayame got really crazy and tried to attack me. Ayame just went on screaming and chocking him until he turned purple and passed out. She gasped and clutched his to her chest, crying. “KOUGA! IF YOU CAN HEAR ME, I AM SO SORRY! HANG IN THERE, I’M GOING TO GIVE YOU MOUTH TO MOUTH!”
She laid him down on the ground, titled his head back and started breathing air into him. Hiten looked closely at him and started to sweat drop. “Um, Ayame? He’s breathing, he just passed out.”
“SHUT UP! I’M MAKING SURE HE’S FINE!” She screamed and went back to...breathing into Kouga’s mouth.
“Sure you just don’t want to kiss him?” Hiten muttered.
Ayame lifted her head and glared at him. “I heard that, we don’t have to take this abuse, me and Kouga are leaving!” She drew Kouga into her arms as if he was a baby and walked out like she was carrying a fragile and delicate kimono instead of a man who’s face was fading from purple to red.
Hiten watched them leave and sighed. “Looks like you don’t have to talk tonight, so get some sleep. Tomorrow you won’t get off as easy as you have tonight. I’ll tape Ayame’s mouth closed tomorrow if I have to but you will talk.” He said and walked out of the room without a backward glance.
Sango rolled her eyes and sat on the bed beside me. “Don’t listen to him, Hiten and Kouga think their the leaders because they were the first ones of us. He would never hurt you unless you hurt him first, he just acts tough.”
Rin nodded and sat on my other side. “Yeah, they were the ones who built this house and found the mine.”
I looked, confused, at them. “What do you mean, a mine?”
“Well how to you think we get money? The mine has gold and jewels that we mine and sell for cash. Kouga, Shippo, Ayame, and Hiten do most of the labor since their demons and Sango and I stand guard outside in case of anyone who wants to try and take our mine.”
“Oh, so you guys just go out and dig up jewels all day?”
“Yeah, pretty much.”
“Guys, I love talking to you, I really do but I’m so tired.” I said, trying to fight a yawn.
They nodded and got up.
“Ok, we’ll go, sleep well Kagome.”
“Oh Sango!” I said as she started to walk toward the door. “I’m not stealing your bed am I?” “Don’t worry about, we have guest rooms all over the place.”
“Ok goodnight.”
And with my arms wrapped around the book I fell asleep.

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~T he ‘Dwarfs’~
All the dwarfs, as they called themselves, were downstairs, gathered around the table Kagome had just cleaned, sitting on the pillows Kagome had just sewn and eating the food Kagome had just cooked.
“So what do you think about our little guest?” Kouga, who had just woken up, looked up from the bowl of stew he just had been inhaling. “She kind of reminds me of her father, but a much better cook.”
Ayame scowled. “I don’t know yet, she’s nice enough but Kouga’s been acting funny ever since she showed up.”
“You know, that could be BECAUSE YOU HAD YOUR TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT!”
“I WAS TRYING TO SAVE YOU!”
“MORE LIKE MAKE OUT WITH ME!”
“Guys, shut up she’s sleeping.” Rin reminded them and took another sip of her stew.
“Ok what about you Sango?”
“Still the same Kagome I knew years ago.”
“Rin?”
“We really have to help her get control of her powers, but other then that she’s great. We should let her stay.”
Hiten scowled at her. “I know, I want her to stay, but she’s to powerful for a untrained priestess. She could attract unwanted attention. And it seems strange she’s so powerful that no one would train her, she’s doesn’t even have a clue she’s a miko.”
“So? We’ll find someone to train her, I bet Totosai will know, we have to visit him soon anyway since somebody got her weapon melted.”
“Shut up.”
Sango went on like Rin hadn’t said anything. “And besides, wouldn’t it be nice to come home to a clean house and a hot meal? Look what she did in one day. And, Kikyo did try to kill her didn’t she? So taking her in will be like kicking Kikyo on her lily white ass.”
Hiten was quiet, thinking. “Shippo likes her to.” he muttered. He sighed.“Fine. As long as she cleans and cooks we’ll give her our protection, find her a teacher and let her stay.”
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~Inuyas ha~
Inuyasha groaned as he started to wake up and his head started to throb. He started to open his eyes to see a blurry canopy and someone with white hair looking down at him.
“Inuyasha. Wake up.”
He groaned again as his brother Sesshomaru cane into view, looking coolly down at him.
“Damn it Fluffy, you’re not the sight I wanna see right after I wake up. And what the hell happened?”
“Your demon side took over you. I had to stop you before you did something stupid.”
Inuyasha sat up in bed only to be kept down by Miroku’s sutras.
“Damn it Miroku! Kagome is out there somewhere! We have to find her!” Inuyasha screamed, struggling against his bonds.
“First of all Inuyasha, you’re to weak to go and look for Kagome, you haven’t been out of bed in two days, you’ve barely eaten anything. It’s to dangerous to go out in your state.” Miroku said as gently as he could. “And Inuyasha, we don’t even know if Kagome is still alive. She could have been killed in another place.”
“No that can’t be it! I would have smelled it!”
“It wouldn’t be the first time a demon covered their scent.”
“No, she’s still out there, I know it.”
Sesshomaru sighed. “Fine Inuyasha, have it you’re way.” He stood up. “We’ll release you in the morning and start looking. Meanwhile...” he hit a pressure point on his neck and Inuyasha fell back asleep.
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AN: Told you it was going to be a short chapter, I really didn’t like the Inuyasha part, I probably should have made it longer. Haven’t had as many ideas lately but I finally came up with a way to have Kanna told them! Yay, anyway look for the next chapter to my other story coming out soon. Ok, not really soon but soon enough. Bye.