InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ So......Now what? ❯ training; meeting the taiyouki; AHH--KITTY!!! ( Chapter 10 )

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha or any of the characters, Rumiko Takahashi does though. But if I did, oh the magic.

Okay here is my funny. This may be a little disturbing, but funny.

Kat and Inuyasha, are walking through the park

Kat is holding Inuyasha's hand and she is enjoying the young mans presence

Across the street is a beautiful, brand new, 2004 Lexus

Kat stops near a large oak tree and leans Inuyasha against it

She smiles sweetly and cuddles up to Inuyasha

"it's about time that she kisses me" Inuyasha thinks to himself

he puckers his lips and leans forward

kat smiles and leans even closer to him, but doesn't kiss him

"can I ask you a question?" kat whispers into one of his dog ears

"yeah….sure ask away." Inuyasha frowns slightly for a moment but gives a warm smile

"how many dead babies can you fit in the back of that Lexus over there?"

kat points over to the silver car across the street

Inuyasha does an anime fall with an anime sweat drop on his brow

Suddenly Melanie falls out of the tree

"I know!!!!! I know!!!!!! 15 and a half"

she lifts up her right hand and shows bloody fingers

then she lifts up her left hand showing a torso and legs of the half baby

Kat and Inuyasha gasp in surprise

"Damn that half baby." Melanie Mutters under her breath

Now on to the fic and I will be adding two new characters into the fic. And of course it is my friend Melanie and Casey!!!!!!! In the fic there names will be Melanie and Casey!!!!!!!

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What happened in last chapter: In the last chapter, me and Rin have a slumber party and tell scary stories. A thunder storm comes which frightens us and Sesshomaru surprises us by entering our room as a dark entity. Sesshomaru invites us into his room to sleep. Next morning I awake and find Sesshomaru very close. I freak out and notice that Rin isn't there.

Chapter 9 Training; Meeting of the Taiyoukis; AHH--Kitty!!

Somewhere in Japan a cell phone playing hold on by good charlotte rings in sushi bar. A man picks up the cell phone and looks at the caller id. "who is it honey?" the woman asks. The man shrugs. "I have no idea." The phone rings again saying "hold on if you feel like letting go, hold on it feels better then you know."

"Well answer it!" the woman says trying to calm down there son who refuses to eat the raw fish.

"Hello?" asked the man

"HI!! Mr. Maldonado is Kat there?" asked the voice on the other line

The man looks at his wife with a saddened look.

"May I ask who is calling please?"

"Ohh, this is Melanie. You remember me right? Kat's best friend."

In the background you can hear another voice saying, "Tell Kat I'm here too!"

"Just shut up Casey!!"

"Umm, can you wait just a sec."

"Sure! That's fine with me." Melanie says cheerfully

Mr. Maldonado sets the phone on the table. "Anette, its Melanie and someone else wanting to talk to kat. What do I tell them??" "Melanie and someone else!? Tell them kat is unavailable at the moment and….and….I don't know Jorge make something up!!!"

"Mom? Will nana ever come back…normal?" Dominick asked looking a bit depressed. "she might but I really have no idea." Anette patted her sons head and returned to her sushi in front of her.

Mr. Maldonado picks the cell phone up and returns it to his ear.

"Kat is unable to get to the phone at the moment. I will tell her when she comes back to call you. If you want to leave a message that is fine too." Mr. Maldonado says calmly trying not to sound to untruthful to the teenage girl.

"Sure, can you please tell Kat that I am currently in Japan!"

"Aren't you forgetting something?" says the voice in the background

"Ohh…and Casey is here too. And it just so happens that we are at the same hotel as you guys too!!!!"

Mr. Maldonado drops the cell phone on the floor. "Jorge what is your problem? That was a very expensive cell phone!" Mrs. Maldonado yells. "Anette now is not the time we need to get back to the hotel now."

Hearing the urgent ness in her husband's voice she grabs her sons hand and walks up to the counter to pay for the forgotten meal. Mr. Maldonado leaves a generous tip on the table and goes to his wife and son. In a hurry they depart out of the Sushi restaurant with a ring of the bell.

There under the table lay the disregarded cell phone, with a small voice saying, "hello?? HELLO!!!!???? Ohh well I'll talk to you guys at the hotel." There was a click and the cell phone was silent again

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Back in the feudal era

I had gotten changed into a pair of tight black pants with a red tube top. The pants clung to my hips and seemed to fit in all the right places. And the shirt fit snugly around my bosom and showed my well toned stomach. Gotenku was in it's sheathe and draped onto my hips.

"Excuse me? Sesshomaru? There is a question I have been meaning to ask you." I said quietly. Sesshomaru growled in response that he was listening. I also growled at the rude reaction that he gave me, but I pushed that aside for the moment. I would have to talk to him about that some other time. "Sesshomaru, why have you kidnapped me?" I asked diligently. Suddenly Sesshomaru turned on me and held me by the neck and lifted me a good foot off the ground. I winced in pain but I tried not to show my feeble side.

"Wench, it is none your concern to why I have taken you from that damn half brother of mine." His voice was acidly and he threw me aside like a rag doll. I gasped in my beloved air and threw him a nasty look and rubbed my neck. A few small cuts began to form from where his claws dug into my skin. Sesshomaru altered his heated features back into his expressionless one and continued walking through the corridor.

I gradually stood up and walked behind him still rubbing the abrasion on my sore neck. For the rest of our journey through the halls to the training dojo we were both silent. I was a bit uneasy for I knew how strong the Taiyouki could be. If he truly wanted to kill Inuyasha, he would have done so.

We finally made it to the dojo and I kept extending and retracting my claws. I was impatient to start the ass whoopings. Now I could knock some sense into my captor with him only thinking that it was training. I unsheathed Gotenku and got into battle stance. Sesshomaru looked at me and before I knew it he was behind me with Tokijjin ready to slice my neck. I cold feel the cold steel on my chin. Sesshomaru's presence was so close I could hear his breathing. It made my hair stand on end.

"if you wish to defeat me then you must use your speed as well as your skill. Your swiftness will let you dodge attacks and make attacks more effective. Swiftness is both offensive and defensive. You must be prepared for anything that the enemy throws at you. Now, use your speed."

It seemed as if everything was moving in slow motion. I felt Sesshomaru muscles move in the slightest so I ducked out from under the blade. Then I did a series of flips that Inuyasha had taught me. I got ready to attack using both swiftness and skill, but before I could even move Sesshomaru had thrown me across the glowing polished floor.

I skidded to a halt and rubbed my ribs. Again Sesshomaru had his blade at my neckline. "When knocked to the floor, you must not waver to get back up quickly and attack. If we were in real combat those few seconds that you wasted rubbing your ribs would have been your last. I would not have hesitated in slaughtering you. Get up and next time when I fling you to the ground try to land on your feet and attack directly. Not on your ass and take your time."

I nodded and got ready to attack. My sword seemed to glow with ambition. I was ready to fight. I was ready to win. I rapidly did a zigzag maneuver and a cartwheel to my left. Sesshomaru attacked from my right corner. I jumped in the air and swung my sword.

Sesshomaru dodged it and clawed me in the hip. I fell to the floor but hurriedly got up. Ignoring the pain we continued. Sesshomaru went for another attack but I knew it was coming. I dodged to the right but he again hit me. Now I was really pissed off. I couldn't get on hit on this guy. I looked at my sword it was pulsing a dark blue. I knew something was going to happen but I didn't know what.

I felt Sesshomaru's presence about ten feet away from me. He was slinking up closer and closer. I stood up, red was seeping into my eyes and my sword continued to pulse the deep blue color. Sesshomaru assaulted me but I darted to the side before he could hit me. He tried again and again but I moved so quickly I was a blur.

Then I swung my sword back and swung it forward. From the tip of my sword came a blue entity in the shape of a large dragon. The dragon had an electric sense about it. It opened its mouth in a snarling fashion as it swirled around the lord and squeezed him tightly. It then threw him in the air. The dragon curled its body around him again. Then the entity turned a bright red and exploded. Sesshomaru hit the ceiling and while he was falling I kneed him in the gut. He doubled over. I then used my elbow to hit him in the back. Sesshomaru, Taiyouki and lord of the western lands, was down for the count.

He slowly looked up, and there I was with my sword at his neck. "I guess you weren't ready for anything the enemy throws at you." I mused cheerfully. Sesshomaru had a bloody lip, brow, and a swollen eye. (And more then likely some other injuries that I couldn't see.) I had two very large cuts on both of my sides and my head was inflamed. Blood gradually rolled down my hip and dripped on the floor.

I sheathed Gotenku, and offered my hand to Sesshomaru. He refused it and got up himself. Sesshomaru tried to walk but he staggered to the side. I was over there in a flash and held him up. He snarled at me in a very dog like fashion. I gave him stern look. "Listen, I am sick and tired of you always snarling at me when I try to help you. You got beat and you are wounded so put that pride away and let me help."

He growled slightly but other then that, kept himself. I could see the fire of his pride burning deep within his eyes. They say the eyes are a window to a person's soul. I wasn't sure if that counted for demons too. I smirked at him and together we walked through the corridors to his bed room. His tail dragged on the floor also bloody from whose blood, I don't know. Together we sat on the bed I looked him over to see how bad his wounds were.

"I think you'll live." I said optimistically. "Other then some bruised ribs and some cuts you should be fine. I'll be right back with some ice." I turned around but before I could move Sesshomaru had grabbed my wrist. I twisted back around to face the demon. I gazed deep into his eyes. I thought I saw a flash of desire but it could have been the glow from the setting sun.

Sesshomaru dropped my wrist and slowly raised the clawed hand to my cheek. At first I thought he was going to strike me for helping him, so I flinched as a reflex. I glanced back at the Taiyouki to see hurt in his eyes. He dropped his hand and averted my gaze. I felt bad. So I grabbed his hand and set it against my cheek.

His hand gradually moved down my cheek to my chin. I closed my eyes and leaned into his soft touch. From somewhere, I think it was the yawning warmth opening from within my soul, I started to purr. I opened my green splashed eyes to discover Sesshomaru very close to my face. "Your face is incredibly soft." Sesshomaru rumbled. He removed his hand and came even nearer until our noses almost touched. (and just for Melanie who is wanting to know, no he doesn't smell bad. You are a fucking psycho!!!! And if you hate me I am fine with that)

I shivered from the loss of heat his hand possessed. At least that is what I made myself think. I took a step back. "I'll….I'll be right back with that ice." I walked hastily out of the room with out a backwards glance.

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Now on to Kikyou!!!!!

DAH DAH DAH DUM!!!!!

Kikyou walked through the forest, keeping her distance from the collection of people that she followed. Her soul-stealers flew around her body and the trees and every once in a while they would bring back a soul so she could live another day. Kikyou had enclosed her aroma since the hanyou would notice it by now and she didn't want him to know she was there yet. Kikyou had been leading the group around in circles and bended them to her will. All demons that crossed her path were destroyed because she didn't want the group to be in danger. Even though she knew Inuyasha was very capable of destroying any fiend.

It would be another two days walk until the group would get into the ravine. So Kikyou ordered her stealers to lift her up into the air so she could slay any demons that would interfere with her plan.

Kikyou had reached the demon's ravine and as soon as she had landed a large hog demon had attacked her. Taking out her bow and arrows she shot the hog and it instantly purified. It was like this for a good time until all but a few of the smarter demons were destroyed. Kikyou was now ready for the hanyou and his friends. But she had other plans then what Naraku wanted of her. She was going to kill them all.

This way she would get the rest of her soul back. And she could enforce the promise that Inuyasha had made for her. He would go to hell with her and he would do so willingly.

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evil laughter MUH HA HA!!!

"So, Kikyou has decided to go against my orders. This should be very appealing. Kanna I have had enough of your sinister appearance, leave until I am ready for you again. Even then, do not come until Kagura sends for you."

"Yes master." Says a small and eerie voice

Kanna leaves her master and disappears into the shadows of the palace.

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ONWARD!!!!!!!! Now back to the castle we will see how Inuyasha and all of them are doing later on in the fic!!!! (Aren't I just the greatest???!!!! ~ ^.^ ~ )

I had returned with the ice to find Sesshomaru asleep in the large bed. I carefully set the ice onto his swollen ribs and began to stroke his lengthy hair. His cuts and bruises on his face were almost completely healed. His face was getting its angelic features back. He immediately opened his eyes. I jumped off the bed and landed on my ass. I peeked over the side of the bed to find Sesshomaru looking at me. "What was that attack that you used against me?" Sesshomaru said soullessly. I shrugged "I think it was the dragon fang attack. But then it could also be the Goten Soukon No Sora. No, now that I think about it had to be the dragon fang attack because it was a large dragon and it had BIG fangs." I nodded stupidly with my canines peeking over my bottom lip in an impish smile.

"You mean to tell me that you did an attack that you don't even know the name of, let alone how to use it properly." He said as a statement not a question. I bobbed my head up and down and smiled mischievously. He nodded and went deep into thought.

`She has so much power in that small body of hers. Powers that she doesn't even know of. If she were to harness that energy she would be one of the most powerful beings on this planet. Not even I would be able to stop her. I must keep her here and teach to connect to that power. But I know for a fact that my brother will be here in a few days. Getting the Tetsusaiga isn't as essential. The important thing now is keep this girl with me. But how can I show her that I a much better suited for her then my half brother. And if I did get her to stay and teach her how to control that energy, what would happen if those very powers that I am teaching her fall into the wrong hands, like Naraku?'

Sesshomaru looked back at me. He then stood up and went over to the large oak wardrobe. He pulled out some silk clothing and turned back to me. "Before you had returned with the ice I had received a message that the other three Taiyoukis will be coming for a….visit. I need you bathed and changed within the hour." I nodded my head and got up to my feet. "Ohh and Kat, nothing that shows too much." I quirked an eyebrow. "You're not my father. For all you should care I could go around naked."

Sesshomaru growled at me again. (Gods I was getting sick of him) "Fine show as much as you want, but as a warning all the Taiyoukis have a right to any women they wish. And so, the more you show, the more they want."

My eyes grew wide. "Ohh, ok, so I will wear something that is covering. Sound good?" He nodded in approval. I was about to leave.

"Wait a sec, what about your injury?" I said spinning on my heels. "And there are more Taiyoukis then just you?" Sesshomaru nodded his head. "To answer you first question, my injuries will heal in an hour or so, as for your second question I am only the Taiyouki of the west. There is the Taigokomaru of the north, Saitokomaru of the south, and Enigmaru of the east with his daughter Shiori. Shiori is a very curious young girl and she will need to be put in her place. She will be playing with Rin during our meeting."

I strutted over to Sesshomaru. "Are all of them dog demons too?" I asked innocently. "No. Taigokomaru is a bat demon. Saitokomaru is a tiger demon. And Enigmaru is a wolf demon."

"Does that mean that Enigmaru is Kouga's and Teranchi's father since they are both princes of the wolf demon tribe?"

"If you are talking about the wolf that my half brother is with and the one that I found you with then, yes that is there father. Now bathe and change."

"Wait, one more question." Sesshomaru stood silently. "Why do I have to be there?"

Sesshomaru sighed deeply. "The whole reason they are coming is to meet you. They want to know about your sword and all of your powers." I glared at him. "And who told them I am here? I thought I was supposed to be a secret or something." Sesshomaru glowered at me. "It doesn't matter at the moment. Now GO!!!"

I darted through the door, through the hallways, to the bathing area. I found my good friend Ayia there. She smiled happily. Her purpley-blue hair was up in a bun and her silver eyes held a worried look in them. "I was so worried! I haven't seen you in such a long time, I was beginning to think that the lord had killed you during the night and ate your remains!!" I looked at her curiously. "What an imagination you have." I said with a bright smile.

"Word is spreading that the other Taiyoukis are coming to the castle. And today you defeated the master in battle!" my smile brightened. "Both rumors are true." She gasped.

"Well, that is something new. Here let me help you with your clothes and then we will bathe you." Ayia made quick work of my outfit. She quickly washed my hair and helped my with my back.

"Ayia I have been meaning to ask you a question. What are you?" she smiled at me and continued scrubbing.

"I am a rare breed of demon. I am part human and demon but what they call my kind is not a hanyou. Hanyous, as you know, are half and half. They are pure breed demon and human. But, if a half demon and a human have a cub then the matter changes completely. Then a new breed is formed. I am a Flanyounie."

"Why is your breed so rare?"

"Because for every 200 demons there is one hanyou. And it is very rare for a hanyou to mate with a human, since they are usually shunned (hey Mel and Tasha isn't this a funny word. Cough cough Mark cough cough) from both the humans and the demons. And for every 50 Hanyous there are one Flanyounie."

"That is amazing. So what type of demon blood is within you?"

"Promise you want laugh?"

"Yes"

"I am part rabbit."

"A bunny!!! That is so coo!!" I squeaked happily. Ayia blushed deeply and grabbed a towel off the stack.

She then pulled me out of the bathe and put the towel around me. "Let's get you up to your room to get you some nice clothes." We smiled at each other and headed out of the bath with me in only a towel.

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Meanwhile, 500 years into the future

Melanie and Casey are waiting in the lobby of the large hotel. Casey is munching joyfully on a banana. While Melanie taps her foot impatiently waiting for the Maldonados'. "Eat faster stupid, they're gonna be here soon." Melanie says angrily. Casey turns her head from the delectable yellow morsel and flicks Melanie off and continues eating.

Suddenly, the two teenagers look up to see the family of Maldonado's come waltzing into the door. Mr. M. looks around the lobby and finds Melanie and the still munching Casey. Him and the family rush over to greet the young couple. "Melanie and Casey, what a surprise to see you in Tokyo."

"Ohh hello Mr. M. can you tell us where Kat is located at. I would track her down, but the micro chip in her skull fell out when she got her head rammed against a wall last week." Mr. and Mrs. M. look at Melanie like she is a crazed psychopath. "and she also lacks the time and energy do so." Mumbles Casey in between mouthfuls of banana.

Melanie gives Casey a death by numbers glance and pokes in the eye. Casey spits banana into Melanie`s hair. Melanie freaks out and a full out cat war begins. The Maldonado family stare flabbergasted at the horror that begin to unfold in the hotel lobby.

Melanie and Casey stop fighting each other and start to advance towards the Maldonado family. "Where is Kat!!!" cries out Casey. "We wanna know!!!" yells Melanie. Mrs. M. grabs her son and husband and begin to run to the exit. "She is at the Higurashi's house" all the Maldonado's yell as they head for the street.

The two friends halt and laugh at the trick that they played. "Foolish mortals Muhahaha!!!!" laughs Melanie. "Muhahaha?? Foolish mortals?? Melanie I knew you had problems this just brings a new meaning to stupidity." Casey says shaking her head and brushing off the pieces of banana from her shirt.

The two girls head for the door after grabbing there bags. And start off to the Higurashi shrine.

After an hour of confused running and arguing over directions,

"Melanie I think we are lost. Can I please see the map?"

"NO WAY!! I can do it"

"Give me the fucking map!!"

"Whore get off of me!!!"

"Ahhh! That's my hair!"

They *finally* make it to the shrine.

"Wow this place is big." Casey says in awe. "No duh stupid it's a shrine" says Melanie in reply. Melanie heads to the door and knocks cautiously. An old man comes to the door with sutras and a stick. "Back demons I shall kill you!!!! Be gone!!!" Melanie and Casey fall backwards and stare at the eccentric old man.

"FREAK!!!!" they yell in unison. "Rape!! Rape!!!" Melanie yells. The old man jumps back into the house and slams the door. A few seconds later Mrs. Higurashi comes out and apologizes. "I am so sorry for what happened; he has a few problems with demons and such." The two nod in approval.

"Would you like to come it for some tea or something?" Mrs. H. asks politely. "Umm, no thank you. But do you think you could tell us about our friend?" Casey questions.

"Friend? May I ask for the name please?" "Ohh sure" Melanie says happily. "Her name is Katharina or Kat for short."

Mrs. Higurashi nods. "Ohh yes, I know of your friend. She was here about a week and a half ago. Very nice child, she reminded me of my daughter." Casey and Melanie give each other a confused glance. "But the Maldonado's said that she would be here." Melanie says her eyes burning like fire. She starts to advance on the mistress of the shrine. "Do you mind if we look around the shrine?" Casey asks while holding the angry Melanie back.

"Go ahead. Just please don't go into the Bone-Eaters-Well shrine house. We are doing some construction in there and I don't want you nice young ladies to get hurt." Mrs. H. bows deeply and returns to her home.

The two girls look around the area. "Well where do we start?" Melanie asks. "Melanie I truly think that you were dropped at birth sometimes. We start at the Well house." Casey grabs Melanie's arm and they start off to the Well house.

Casey pulls back the sliding door and head to the well to look around. They close the door so there is just a crack of light that shines in. "This place smells funny." Casey complains while holding up her pink backpack. "Aww, you'll get over it." Melanie says pushing Casey a bit farther into the house. Melanie slings her purple backpack over her right shoulder and looks over the rim of the well.

Casey grabs onto Melanies left arm and stares over the rim too. Then out of no where they hear a meow. "Meow!!" Melanie gazes over her shoulder to see a brown and white kitty with bright yellow eyes. Melanie jumps around and grabs onto Casey. "It's….It's…a…CAT!!!!" Casey glances at the kitty cat. "Aww, it's so cute." Casey takes a step forward to pet the kitty. "Casey get over here!! Cats are Satan's messenger of death!!" Melanie hauls Casey back. The cat starts to move forward to the now cornered couple.

Melanie backs up even more until she is at the edge of the well. The cat (Buyo) moves closer and closer. Casey is now becoming frightened of the cat and is backing up too. "Meow!!!!!!!!!" Buyo cries out. "Ahh!! God save us from the wrath of the cat, Satans right hand man!!" Melanie falls back into the well taking Casey along with her.

They fall and then there is a flash of blue light and they disappear. Buyo gives a grin and heads back to the front steps of the shrine.

Mrs. H. comes out of her house after hearing the yells. She sees Buyo in front of the now open shrine door. "Buyo did you open this door? Silly kitty, but I thought I heard some yelling. I guess those girls left." Mrs. H. pets the cats head and closed the sliding door. She then returned to the house with out another thought to the two clumsy girls who fell into the well.

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Back to Kat who is still in her towel walking across the main hall with Ayia

"Ayia, what should I wear? The lord said nothing too revealing." Ayia shrugged. "I don't know but we'll find something." We both laughed. Suddenly there was a coughing sound coming from the main door. We both turned around to see the three Taiyoukis that had come for a visit.

"My lady, I think a towel isn't too revealing." Said a large white wolf. "What do you think Saitokomaru?" A Black tiger nodded. "I find that she could be wearing less." I blushed deeply and looked at the ground. Ayia grabbed my shoulders and we started off to my bed room. We were up the first three steps when something grabbed me from behind. "My my, what soft skin." I turned around to see a brown bat demon petting my neck.

I shrugged him off and started to move faster up the stairs with Ayia in tow. I looked back to see if they were following my but they weren't. The white wolf had a small girl on his shoulders. The black tiger was talking to the bat demon. I walked faster until I bumped into something that felt like a brick wall.

I looked up to see Sesshomaru standing in front of me. He bent forward. "I knew you were defiant with the whole clothes situation, but a towel?" He smiled a true smile of happiness. I laughed and stood up. "Defiant yes, but they caught me off guard. I was just heading upstairs to change." I stuck out my tongue and headed on my way to my bed room with Ayia behind me.

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this is chapter 9. I was thinking about making it a cliff hanger but that is just too mean. But please read and review! And if you have any suggestions on funnies I would appreciate it.