InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Some ways to kill kikyou ❯ some ways to kill kikyou ( Chapter 1 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]
disclamier:Donot own ok here it is!

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ok this part in stars is by me ok.


Stab her.

Thour her off the mountin which had a river.(it do not work last time.)


Make her kiss jaken.(poor toad.)

Burn her.

Claw her.

Use the jewel to kill her.(he he the jewel did that and blame it on the jewel made me do that.)


Bite her.( I feel sorry for who biten her they need to breeth there teethPoisen her.(die kikyou die.)

Use her.


pin her to a tree with a arrow and stab her in her cold heart and then burn her and make jaken go in kikyou ashs.(ha ha hopeful she is dead four ever and party.)


she is still alive so stab her again and me yelling bug off kikyou and DIE DIE!go rot in the ground! Iam still yelling got lost kikyou you meaney you just not dead and DIE!

stab kikyou.


thour her in a firery pit so she will die again.


stab her with a arrow in her head.


kick her into a pit where the people who eat people.


tell inuyasha kikyou called him a dirty half breed.


tell sango that kikyou is killing kagome right now.


tell mirkou kikyou said Yes to bareing his child.


tell fuffy that kikyou called him a weak puppy.


kick her down a pit to die.

push her into a waterfall.

bite her head off.


every time that kikyou fourgot her home work make her eat dirty worms.(they are her kind she is dirt.)


every time she miss one day of school put her in fire to burn to ash's.
(me danceing she is dead lets PARTY yes finally!)


every test she does not get a 100 claw her arm off or sicle her and feed her to the worms!(on the worm spit her out guess she is dirter than dirt and worms!)



every time she does not pass feed her to the earth worm or put her in the dirt to die.

News report!

*Hey everyone the north pole bears kidnaped kikyou!(guess what they thour her back here!ThESE LITTLE B*****s!)*

Now back to the fanfic!


put penciles up kikyous nose!


Put her in the boys bathroom and then slap her silly!

bamle kikyou and say teather kikyou write bad words in the girls bathroom *even if you write the bad words!*


say kikyou bited you on your arm *she meant have rabies.* and see kikyou geting hit on the butt and laghing eviley in your head and thinking it was worth bite your arm ha ha!


say kikyou said the B word to you and yelled and slaped me.



say kikyou was fighting you!


put kikyou in the coldest class room that makes you numb.


shove kikyou into the teather and hear the teather yell GO TO THE OFFICE kikyou!

Thour kikyou into the computer she will get shooken up then say kikyou did this and kikyou kills herself because the bill is so high!(Yeah see people can die of high bills and sevres kikyou right trashing the poor computer. *whiseing* I donot do that.)


Give kikyou LOTS of HOME WORK and kikyou will faint and you pour ice cold water on her to woke her up then slap her and kikyou will kill herself.(see home work is bad for ones self and now it is good because it killed kikyou!)



give her a dead frog to scare her and make it move on its own.(ha ha even frogs hates her!)

Thour her into being the teather's pet and everyones thouring suff at her and a apple with 2 worms in it and then everyones fushing her down the toilt with glooves on and feed her to the dead fish!(Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha more hours later scareing everyone even kikyou and inuyasha and fuffy and naroo and the rest felling for their very souls and my big sister yelling SHUT UP AND GIVE ME THE COMPUTER NOW and Iam yelling NO NO NO NO!)


Have kikyou dance with jaken and jaken kissing kikyou's legs and kikyou stabing herself again and again and jump off a ciff and is now dead!(yes yes yes!)



have her eat the yunk lunch food and dead yelling LUNCH FOOD CAN KILL YOU!
(I knew it lunch food can kill you!)


stick kikyou in the sand box alive and puch her.


stick kikyou in water to wash away all the dirt and bones.


punch her kick her and thour her down a rall that has killer bees and cean water!


thour her in a kids play ground and get sit down.


show her a mirro and pull out all her baka dead hair.

make her kiss the dirt/mud all the time!

poke her eyes.

make her cry!


put pink worms in her soup and wacth her thour UP.(me in back round HA HA)


Then put her thour up in her drink!


finally put pea in her ice cream!


so now she is thouring up madly.


at last put mud/dirt in her water.

now she died!


make her see narkoo kissing kagome.


make her see mirkou groping her untill she fanits.


make her kiss the dirty bath tub.


make her ate thour up.
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This part posted demon_princess that is in money signs!

that evil mud barbie must be destroyed!

lock her in a room of kag/iy fans.


tell sesshomaru that she called him a girl.


ram a large tree through her(poor tree!)


shoot an arrow at her and pin her to a tree for 50 years(see how you like it you evil hag!)

make her eat akane's cooking,


chop her up into tiny bits,


keep her near Kagome for awhile so that Kagome can subconsciously draw her soul out of the hag and since Kagome's soul is the base of the spell the hag will cease to um can you call it live?

THAT STUPID MUD HAG MUST DIE! umm AGAIN!


oh and evil_inuyasha and all other insane mud hag

likers here's my reasons for despising that mud hag,
Some people think that the mud kikyo isn't really her but it is,


the hidden part of her.

The emotions that kikyo acts on are the emotions that she kept hidden while she was human.

While human kikyo had little more feeling than a block of wood and when she discovered that Inuyasha felt the same loneliness as she did she decided to use that to help herself.

She convinced Inuyasha to use the shikon no tama

to become human so that she would no longer be burdened with

guarding it and could live a normal life and get rid of a person with demon blood at the same time.

Inuyasha would be human but since he had been mistreated by humans for so

long he would have had an awful time trying to fit in knowing that these were the same people who had hurt him

and made fun of him just because he was different.

He would also have a lot less strength and his senses would be dulled so

that he would be in a lot more danger than he had ever been in while he was a haynou.

Plus what even half sane female in the world would want Inuyasha to get rid of his adorable puppy ears! It makes no sense!


here's some more ways to make her go insane or to kill her


make her babysit my brothers and sisters there's 9 of them and the 2 of them are in a fight.


tell vegeta that the mud hag called him short.


tell yue and kero that the EMB hurt Sakura

make a voodoo doll of her and stick pins in it
drop her in the middle of the revolution that happened just before the meji era began right in front of one of the manslayers besides the barrousai.



make her eat the cooking of every character in all anime, movies, books, tvshows, and games that can't cook.


make her ride the world's biggest rollercoaster for 48 hours straight.


get a giant to smash her.


throw her in a river filled with pirana.


use her to give to kouga.


turn her into a bug and stomp on her a lot!


chain her to the edge of a volcano that's about to errupt.



use a hammer on the stupid clay pot.


make her go to school and she's sigened up for all the hardest classes and if she get anything besides an A+ on everything she does she will be electrocuted with 500,000,000 volts for every letter grade she gets below an A+.



make her watch IY kiss Kagome.



behead her.



let xena use her for target practice.

what if that stupid EMB was the substitute teacher?



DO NOT tell her your real name



repeatedly drop pencils, books, papers, ect.


put a tack in her seat


give her a wax apple, she's so stupid she'd probably think it wasa real and try to eat it



if she wasn't a teacher


put a stake through her heart


lock her up in a room and let her starve


pull her hair out strand by strand

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Let her eat Usagi's cooking

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1. shrink her down to a few inches and throw her into Inu's Ramen so he can slurp her down(that way they can be together forever or till she's digested whatever comes first)



2.force her to let Miroku grope away till she agrees to die

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posted by Zorrita will be in ??????????


.tell yoko kurama she murdered kurone


2. dip her in tar and chicken feathers then chain her up in the north pole with five very hungry polar bears


3. feed her to hannabel lecter


4. let the cast of jackass have some fun


5. tell legolas she said elves are weak


6. tell yoko kurama she killed everyone on team urameshi


7. tell kurama she called him a girl


8. make her a pedestrian on twisted metal


9. make her the sucky weak charicter on mortal kombat
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note:you people can say whatever you like and I will post it ok about how much you want kikyou dead (again).
note to kikyou likers:kikyou is unfourgive able!