InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Somethings are not What they Seem ❯ Chapter 1

Hey all, 'tis I again, here to corrupt your little mind with yaoi! Ya see the penname, no hetero stuff is gonna appear in my bio unless I'm senselessly drunk or high and happen to write something.

This little PWP ficcy was spawned from my mind after one too many pieces of my over chocolate-y, uber sugary birthday cake(17 yesterday) as well as a deprivation a yaoi, an overload of ideas and that damned InuYasha DVD my ever precious girlfriend bought for me. Eps Yura of the Demon Hair, Aristocratic Assassin Sesshoumaru, and Phantom Sword Tetseigua! So, after watching them three times, one in Japanese, once in English, then Japanese again, an idea hit me. And damnit the lump's still on my forehead, the scene of Kagome trying to heal InuYasha's gaping wounds from Yura, where she's sitting on his hips and tugging on his kimono yelling out, 'undress, undress, just get undressed already!' Over and over again, and Kaede thinking the wrong thing as she approached. The thing stuck in my head, so, my GF inquired why not have Miroku attempt the same and replace him with Kagome and Kagome with Kaede, so, BOOM! Here it is, the insanity of sugar, Japanime, girlfriends, birthday cake and sleep deprivation, not a good mix, unless you like yaoi, which I do! n.n!

See you at the bottom, no flames! This is a PWP Lemony one shot!

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Kagome pushed her bike along the path towards InuYasha's tree, she had gone to see Kaede and was told InuYasha had moved to the forest to think in quiet. She sighed, hoping that he was feeling better, there most recent battle against three Neko Youkai had the young Hanyou injured pretty badly. She had to go home for supplies as well as a test in school, and she knew how stubborn the silver-white haired male could be about injuries. She heard yelling faintly and began to pick up her pace, the yelling got louder, she threw her bike down, discarding it at the side of the road and ran as fast as she could up the small hill. "Damnit Miroku, leave me alone!" She sighed in relief, it was only Miroku, she slowed her pace, listening to the conversation.

"Stop being stubborn, now quit wiggling and undress." Her eyes shot wide and she reached the top of the hill, the sight that greeted her was a large shock: InuYasha was pinned to the ground by Miroku, who was struggling to pull the red Fire Rat kimono off of the consistantly wriggling half-demon. What was more was that Miroku's robe was discarded off to the side, so he knelt down in nothing more than a black undershirt and pants, he sighed in a frustrated manner, "for the love of Buddah, InuYasha, take off your kimono!" Kagome stepped forwards, in doing so, she snapped a twig and the two males looked up at her, eyes wide with shock, before InuYasha threw Miroku off of him and stood, but, it was quick to vanish as Kagome shook with fury,

"sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, SIT!" InuYasha rolled over once he had regained control of his body and grunted with pain, Miroku rolled his eyes,

"see and now your sitches have opened, let me check."

"Go suck an idol monk." Before anyone could react Miroku had rid the Hanyou of his kimono and undershirt, tsking in feiegned annoyance, he picked up his discarded purple robe, ripping into strips and then pressed a small piece to the wound before fully tying a longer strip around the well muscled abs and knotting it firmly in place,

"this all could have been avioded if you would have let me change your dressings an hour ago, I wouldn't have had to result to trying to remove it by force." Kagome sighed a hugh breath of relief,

"oh, thank Kami." Both glanced over at the quickly forgotten female, she smiled sheepishly, "and here I thought that you two were, now that's just silly, you're not having sex." With another chuckle she waved and walked off, InuYasha stood, pulling on his undershirt, yelping in surprise as he was pinned to the forest floor once more, Miroku gave a smirk,

"I deserve something for my quick thinking." InuYasha cocked his head to the side,

"if it wasn't for your ecchi behaviour it never would have happened in the first place, ecchi monk."

"Hmmm, I may be the ecchi in this relationship, but I wasn't the one freely hinting that you wished for oral pleasure." Miroku gave a small smirk, "now, which idol were you referring to, my dearest InuYasha." InuYasha wrapped his hands into onyx black hair, pulling the other down onto his hungry lips, after a short kiss they parted and he too wore a smirk,

"I think you know which." Miroku bowed his head towards InuYasha's chest, once again bare, he pressed soft kisses on the heavy flesh, his hands journeying downwards,

"indeed I do, which means these pants must go."

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Kagome entered Kaede's hut once again, Sango glanced up from her book, "hello Kagome, did you find InuYasha?" Kagome nodded,

"I did, Miroku was trying to dress his wounds, but, I over heard them talking and though that they were dating, isn't that funny?" She laughed in emphasis, Sango placed the book down,

"Miroku was dressing a wound you say?" Kagome nodded,

"yeah, I mean, it must've been small, I barely saw it, why?" Sango stood,

"Kagome, InuYasha's wounds have been healed since yesterday, I examined him myself, there wasn't a scratch on him."

"Are you sure?"

"Positive." Shippo walked over, he sat down,

"yeah and InuYasha and Miroku smell funny, like, they've been fighting or rolling around on the ground together, it's weird, did you bring any lollypops?" He looked hopeful and Kagome faced Sango, eyes wide, the demon hunter stood,

"we need to find them."

"Agreed!"

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InuYasha hissed in utter bliss as Miroku's talented tounge ran up his throbbing, aching length, he knotted his hands into the silken black hair, letting out a few whines in pleasure. He tugged lightly on the hair, "Roku-chan, wait, stop." Miroku let his mouth slide off InuYasha's desire, looking up at InuYasha,

"Inu-chan, is something wrong?" InuYasha firmly shook his head in the negative direction,

"no, but, I want to come in you." With a nod Miroku slid back up the perfect, pale body, InuYasha flipped them over, removing Miroku's clothing with a hurried growl he threw them off to the side, then tugged over a small pouch, contained within he knew was oil, which he removed. He removed the lid and hurriedly coated his fingers, then after a moment slowly slid two into Miroku's entrance. The human moaned, arching his back in appreciation, pleasure taking hold, InuYasha slowly stretched the human, adding another finger, he scissored and moved, thrusting his fingers shallowly, in mock imitation of what was to come. After sufficent preparation he coated his length, biting back a moan at the welcomed touch then positioned himself at Miroku's entrance, before thrusting inside. Miroku instantly wound his legs about the trim waist, he tugged InuYasha down for a kiss and the second their lips met an all out war for dominance started. Miroku was on the winning end until InuYasha slammed into his prostate, he pulled away, gasping for air, barely able to hold back a pleasure scream as the action was repeated, he glanced upwards into the golden eyes,

"cheater." InuYasha merely smirked, pulling Miroku's upwards, sitting in his lap, he secured the monk with one strong arm as he pounded relentlessly into the quaking body, his other hand grasped onto Miroku's weeping arousal and began pumping him harshly to completion. Miroku's head fell back in utter pleasure as his eyes rolled upwards, he was panting in desperation. InuYasha struck his sweet spot and he buried his head into the crook of InuYasha's neck, practically sobbing in need, "Inu...yas....aahhh, oh Kami, please." InuYasha thrust inwards, the heat welcoming, Miroku gave a low moan as he hit his release, the warm liquid splashing onto InuYasha's chest and hands, with a shaky hand, he caressed InuYasha's ears, with a growl and one final thrust the Hanyou released, allowing his fangs to pierce the soft flesh of Miroku's neck.

InuYasha and Miroku collapsed into a sweaty heap on the ground, InuYasha's fangs still embedded into Miroku's neck. He finally removed his mouth and pressed his tounge firmly to the bleeding wound, before licking his lips and resting his head on Miroku's chest, "did that hurt?"

"No, you still alive?" InuYasha nodded, his head shot up in surprise,

"shit! Kagome and Sango!" With a fevered pace the two dressed, making themselves presentable, before trying to work out a story.

As the two females entered the clearing Miroku opened his eyes from his seated spot against the tree, he gave a small smile, "ah, hello." Kagome crossed her arms,

"we need to talk to you." Her eyes flickered to the Hanyou in the tree, "the both of you, first of all, Sango says that InuYasha's wounds are healed, secondly Shippo says you smell like each other, what is going on, why were you trying to remove InuYasha's kimono?!"

"As I told you Kagome, I was attempting to dress his wounds, I had not known his wounds were healed, as well, I have no clue as to young Shippo's statement." Kagome shook her head firmly,

"I'm not buying it." Sango frowned,

"it is possible, Miroku wasn't around when I checked on InuYasha's wounds, Shippo could have an overactive imagination, come on, let's get back to the hut." InuYasha leapt down, stalking off, Miroku, merely trailed at his own pace along the path.

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InuYasha sat on Kaede's porch, the others were clearing up after dinner, Shippo walked out and the Hanyou smirked, "Shippo, c'mere." The young kitsune approached only to find his head against the wood as InuYasha attempted to crush his head, "you stupid kitsune, you and your confessions, Kagome and Sango nearly found us!" Shippo whimpered, trying to wriggle away,

"I didn't mean any harm!" InuYasha removed his hand,

"I'm sure, next time, keep your mouth shut." Shippo nodded and ran off, Miroku emerged and sat down,

"speaking to young Shippo I see, Kagome brought back some candies, would you like any?" InuYasha declined and Miroku unwrapped a tounge sucker, popping the long, flat orange flavoured treat into his mouth he glanced at the sky as he enjoyed the candy,

"will you quit that!" Miroku slowly extracted the sucker, then turned his attention to Inuyasha,

"stop what?" InuYasha stared at him,

"eating that like that, lookin' all, turn on-ish." Miroku raised a brow, shrugging he returned to the candy, only to find himself pinned to the ground moments later. He removed the treat with a small pop and a devilish smirk, InuYasha scowled, "keep it up and I'm gonna have to replace that candy with something else." He ground himself onto the monk's hips and Miroku gasped, then shoved InuYasha off of him, standing as Kagome walked out, he grinned, InuYasha wouldn't dare with Kagome around. He purposely caught the golden eyes, sliding the candy past his lips, then let out a soft moan, slowly pulling the treat back out he sucked at the tip, before letting it back into his mouth once more. InuYasha was sitting on ground, eyes locked onto Miroku's lips, panting harshly, he let out a soft whine and Kagome glanced over,

"InuYasha are you okay, you look fevered, I'll go and get some herbs." She ran off wordlessly and InuYasha tackled Miroku, bucking into him, Miroku groaned softly, the candy falling aside, he smiled at InuYasha,

"I like to make you squirm."

"Need, so bad." Miroku pressed his lips to InuYasha's,

"I know, we need to be quick, Kagome will be back soon." Without another word he reached into InuYasha's pants, grasping InuYasha's hardness and stroking quickly and roughly, InuYasha reached into Miroku's pants and delivered the same treatment. Within moments the two came, they removed their hands and cleaned them off, Miroku lapped off the last of InuYasha's essance with his tounge, "mmm, now that's candy." They shared a quick kiss and as soon as they parted Kagome appeared,

"I couldn't find any herbs, are you okay?"

"Yeah, uh, I dunno what that was, but I'm fine." Kagome nodded, then spotted the felled lollypop,

"oh, Miroku, you dropped your sucker, want another?" Miroku gave a sly smirk,

"yes Kagome, thank you." She nodded and entered the hut, InuYasha turned his eyes to the monk, who smirked, Kagome walked back out,

"here, InuYasha I grabbed you one too, it's blueberry." He took it greatfully,

"thanks, I'm sure we'll enjoy the treat." She nodded,

"no problem." She entered the hut and the two shared a look before running off, she ran back out, "guys?" She frowned, "that's weird."

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Kagome awoke the next morning to find all of her candies gone and two very sick males, of course, she questioned the happenings during their sugar high, considering they were naked, wrapped around each other, still shaking from their sugar high, moaning in pain from their stomach aches, "poor guys, I'll fetch some water." As she exited Miroku cracked an eye open,

"that was close, what a mess." InuYasha lapped up the creamy fluid off of Miroku's stomach,

"Hmmm, Miroku and blueberries, my lucky day, quick get dressed and play sick." Kagome re-entered,

"guys?" Miroku glanced up, hand to his head,

"good morning Kagome, oh my head." She smiled,

"that's what happens from too much sugar, what happened on your high, nudity and yaoi, not a good mix. To some."

"Don't remember, after those Pixy Stix I blacked out, ugh." He sipped the water and leaned back, Kagome sighed,

"next time can you guys be a little neater and not mix water and sugar, lookit this, there's dried sugar all over InuYasha's kimono, I'll go wash it." She stormed off and InuYasha stood,

"I don't think that's dried sugar." Miroku smiled, cocking his head, listening closely, faintly Kagome's screams could be heard,

"oh god! It's not dried sugar! Oh, oh ewww! Gross, oh, nasty I touched it, InuYasha, Miroku, you're so dead!" The two glanced at each other before collapsing into a fit of laughter, sometimes things aren't always what they seem.

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Woha, long, I'm shocked, this is my first attempt at a lemon with this couple and I know it probably really sucks. But, meh, it's three am, I'm still slightly buzzed offa sugar and am currently multi-tasking, type, neck with girlfriend, type, fight sleep, kiss girlfriend. So, I apologize if it runs on a bit, I just had to get this out. At first it wasn't gonna be lolly pops it was gonna be creamsicles, which are perfect because they drip white cream, but, then there was the problem of no freezers. Tounge lollys are those thin, long, flat lolly pops, yeah, tch, we get them here in Canada. Don't own, so, don't sue. Blah, tired, sleep now, night night, w00t still ma birthday for a few more hours! Ta, *sleeps*