InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Sour secrets: a lemon tale ❯ SOUR POWER! ( One-Shot )

Sour secrets: A lemon tale.

*~*~*~*Author note: Hiya! Remember me? Probably not but anyways, this is the story that was banned from fan fiction.net for some reason. Anyway, I finally decided to post it on here. With a new title and a new ending. Well actually, I had to redo the ending since I lost the first one. DOH Oh well please review afterwards. A lot of people read my stories but then no one bothers to review. That isn't very nice so please be nice and review after you check this out. *~*~*~

Shippo had to run away with only a few cuts and bruises from Inuyasha. It wasn't fair every time Kagome left to go back to her own time; Inuyasha always took his frustration out on him. Though now that Shippo thought about it he should lay of the your woman stuff. Good thing he hid some of the lemons Kagome and himself got the other day. Yeah that's right those left over lemons he hid and just like that Shippo went back to his happy-go-lucky self.

[Not to far off]

Rin was happily picking flowers under the "watchful" care of Jaken. Well Jaken had grown sleepy and was actually asleep. How much danger could the little witch get into? Lord Sesshomaru scent was all over her? Low and behold Rin knowing that the Jaken had fallen asleep due to the drool coming from his mouth, she ran off in the pursuit of a butterfly deep into the forest.

Until…

(BAM)

Shippo: OW! (Rubbing his head) Inu… …

Rin: OH! (Sitting on the ground rubbing her head as well.)

Shippo: It's okay I didn't mean to scare you. I thought you were someone else… `Wow she looks like she could be related to Kagome. Something funny about her scent though'

Rin: (bowing down) I am Rin what is your name!

Shippo: My name is Shippo nice to meet umm you can stop bowing down to me now.

Rin: (Checking out his "fluffy" tail) What kind of demon are you? Are you a squirrel or a badger?

Shippo: (Puffing up his chest) I'm a great and powerful kitsune youkia!

Rin: well I'm just human and I live with…

She almost forgot that Jaken told her that all she had to do is mention Lord Sesshomaru name and most demons would run with their tails between their legs. Rin looked on the ground kicking over rocks and twirling around the flowers she held in her hand. Shippo was getting antsy again it was getting late and he wanted to find those lemons so then he could tease Inuyasha.

Shippo: so who you say you lived with?

Rin: In a village.

Shippo: I was looking for my treasure it's around here somewhere. You wanna help me?

Rin: OKAY!

The two went off in search of Shippo's lost treasure. With the help of Shippo's screaming mushrooms which Rin thought was one of the most amazing things she ever saw. Finally after digging for a few minutes the two found Shippo lost treasure.

Rin: wow lemons.

Shippo: Yup! These were given to me by my "mother" Kagome.

Rin: where is she?

Shippo: She had to be back to her village to take some test.

Rin: what kind of test?

Shippo: I don't know but now my "big brother" is acting like a big jerk so I left for now.

Rin: oh, that's too bad. (Looking sad.)

Shippo: What wrong are the lemons too sour?

Rin: Rin is sorry to lied. The truth is Jaken fell asleep and Rin ran off and bumped into you. Rin lives with Sesshomaru-sama and Jaken.

It took a lot of Shippo's strength not to choke on his lemon. A human girl living with Sesshomaru! So that would explain why here scent was so familiar it was the scent of Sesshomaru! Plus the fact that Jaken was her unofficial babysitter was enough to giggle at.

[Speaking of the Jaken]

Well the toad youkia was nearly having a heart attack waking up to a fierce looking Sesshomaru demanding where his Rin was wasn't something to take lightly. Over the months it became clear even to Jaken that Rin was more than just a human pet to Sesshomaru, she had become more of a daughter too him. Jaken even caught the little wench kissing his Sesshomaru on the cheek! That had to be against some kind of Youkia law or honor code! The little witch! She has taken over his lord mind and he was nothing more than a puppet! Though at this minute he looked like a scary assassin waiting to strike his little toady head off.

Lord Sesshomaru: Jaken you shall be punished for you negligence later. This, Sesshomaru will find Rin. `My pup'

Jaken: (crowding at Sesshomaru's feet.) Yes milord….

[Back to the pups.]

Shippo: Really? He saved your life?

Rin: Yeah but did Sesshomaru try to kill your mother and Inuyasha his half brother!

Over the course of less than a half hour the two pups told there whole live stories. From when Shippo joined with Kagome and Inuyasha to when Rin was taken in and was cared for by Sesshomaru. The two now knew everything about the other brother from Inuyasha addiction to Ramen to how Jaken had to scrub Sesshomaru back while he was bathing.

However, all of this ended with two blurs of red and white nearly collided. It's was still a wonder why the two brother hadn't crashed into each other. Though the mere action was enough to make Kagome land heavily on her butt. The two slightly took there eyes off one another when Kagome rushed towards Shippo then back to there ugly stare down.

Kagome: INUYASHA! DID YOU DO THIS TOO SHIPPO! (Looking at the huge lump on his forehead)

The sound of Kagome voice was enough to make the two brothers jumped out of their skin though Sesshomaru kept his cool demeanor but before he could come up with a snide remark.

Shippo: Hey Kagome did you know Jaken has too scrub Sesshomaru back ever since Inuyasha hacked off his arm! I didn't know Inuyasha hacked off his arm!

Rin: Yeah Inuyasha why you hack off Sesshomaru-sama arm? What did he do wrong?

It took on a mere second for Sesshomaru to keep his cool. Damn brats they told everyone business didn't they? No, matter no more bedtime stories for Rin once they got home. As for Inuyasha he it took mostly all his youkia blood to keep from bursting into a howl of laughter. He was glad he hacked off Sesshomaru arm. Yet before the evil smirk could even reach the side of his face….

Kagome: SIT BOY!

[Crash, mumble, cussing]

Kagome: SIT! Don't used foul language around the children!

This was all Sesshomaru needed to grab Rin and go back to his domain all before a person could blink. He wasn't in the mood to deal with Inuyasha today or anytime soon. He was finally at peace and almost forgotten about the Tessiaga. He knew that his weakling for a brother needed the sword to control his youkia blood. Besides, he had an even better sword now so why bother then it was the fact that Inuyasha was in due to time for a bath. He was giving smelly hanyous a bad name if possible.

Shippo: Hey what happen to Rin?

Kagome: Oh! She was here a second ago… Hey, what happen to Sesshomaru! I though for sure he was going to try to beat up Inuyasha.

Inuyasha at this point had to break down laughing pounding his fist against a tree. His cold-hearted brother had not only had to let a weak ugly toad scrub his back but have become softer too. He smelled the slight fear and then relief when his brother saw the girl was alright. Pitiful after all the snide remarks he made about him. Sesshomaur had become an babysitter anyway and for a human no less. Kagome and Shippo stared at dog-bog in awe. `He had lost it they,' thought in unison.

Kagome: Inuyasha what's so funny.

Inuyasha: Sesshomaru…. (Snicker) has... to…get his…back…subbed…. and he…has…an…human…brat…(breaks down into a laughing fit again.)

Shaking her head but happy that too see one that Inuyasha was laughing which was a rare sight. Two Sesshomaru had left without causing any destruction and three Shippo was safe and sound. Thus, on the way back to the village Shippo filled the two in on all of Sesshomaru little dirty secrets. Which bought the trio

[Sesshy's Castle]

After Jaken got his beaten and Rin was put to down to bed. Sesshomaru started scheming on how to get revenge on Inuyasha. Damn the hanyou knew too much that it was his duty to save face (for himself) to beat all the information out of him. Till he heard light footsteps.

Sesshomaru: `And here the cause of all my problems now.'

Rin tiptoed into Sesshomaru's den to find him gone. Though taking a few more steps she found herself tied up around his tail above the ground. Man, he got her again! Would she ever be able to catch him off guard? She giggled into his fluffiness. No one but her would ever see the slight glimmer in his eyes that sometimes appeared when they played games like this.

Sesshomaru: Rin you should be asleep. It too late for you to be up.

Rin: You didn't tell Rin a bedtime story. Is Rin being punished?

Sesshomaru: I told you to stay near Jaken did I not? This Sesshomaru didn't tell you to tell all his business to a nosey little Kitsune.

Rin: I'm sorry that disobey Sesshomaur-sama. Rin will not chase after butterflies and leave Jaken sight again.

Sesshomaru: And?

Rin: Rin will not tell Sesshomaru-sama business to nosey little Kitsune youkia.

Sesshomaru: You had better not. Now I'll tuck you in again but this time stay in bed.

Rin: Yes Sesshomaru-sama.

Sesshomaru: good, you need your rest.

Sesshomaru once again tucked the girl back in bed by uncurling her from his tail. Rin sighed with pure child-like happiness at her Sesshomaru-sama. No matter how he much tried to hid it the gleam in his eyes always came out as well as that faint smile. Especially when she gave him his goodnight kiss.

Rin: Oh yeah Sesshomaru-sama, did you know Inuyasha sucks his thumb! Oh and he will do anything for Ramen!

Sesshomaru: Oh. (Raising up an eyebrow) ` That foolish pup for a brother. I'll have to look into more of his weakness. Wait what is ramen?' Well we talk about that half-breed later. Good night.

Rin: Good night Sesshomaru-sama!

With that Sesshomaru closed the girl door and waited to he could hear the soft sounds of her sleeping before he left. No more scheming for him. He also needed his sleep now. Protecting his land and nearly going into shock with the loss of Rin had taken his daily toll on the mighty western lord. One that he wished wouldn't repeat him.

[Back to Inuyasha's gang]

After a night of long laughs. Shippo even with so far as drawing pictures of some of the stories that Rin told him about. Miroku, Sango, Kaede, and Myoga were on their backs before the group calmed down and settled for the night. Inuyasha couldn't even remember when he felt so light at heart. But how long would it last?

[The End]

Author note: Hmm this one-shot might have some spin-offs. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed it. If you did you really should review. I will be posting more stories alone the way. Though I kind of in a dry spell with all my other stories but they will be update soon (I hope.) Going from notebook to typing them up is kind of hard. Especially when Homework is eating up all your time and trying to get into college. (Sigh) Well see ya soon hopefully.