InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Spazztic Butt Chickens! ❯ Miroku and Naraku have some fun... ( Chapter 3 )

Disclaimy do wad: wat da U want….

AN: anyone care bout `poor' unknowing Miroku? Well he's having a dandy time with his new…'friend'

>.<

The small room was lit up by some candles and there were two figures moving around.

*Hmm never thought I'd get this far.*

"You ready sweetie?"

"Always."

Miroku's mouth opened in a scream, there standing completely clothes less was…. NARAKU!!!

"NOOOOOOOOO!"

*Wonder what it'll feel like?*

>o<

"I'm not taking off my clothes!!"

"But you look uncomfortable."

"Feh."

"Come on Inuyasha, me and Kagome are only looking out for your best interests."

"Yeah, plus you really smell!"

"And you wouldn't smell so bad if you took off those clothes!

>.<#

Just then… CLUCK!!!

"My chickens! OMG! I forgot… ok everyone you'll now go after my chickens! And hurry up; they're due for their rabies shots…I think."

"Why should we help you, bitch?"

"SIT boy!!"

"Ummm…because they ate some jewel shards. And…Naraku is secretly controlling them?"

Sango nods and jumps onto Kirara, Kagome jumps onto Inuyasha (after making him take off his outer coat…hehehe), and Shippo kinda just sits down in the c*** and makes pies.

O.O

"No you're doing it wrong, the video said to use your whole mouth."

"I'm trying, but it's kinda big."

"Do you need to practice again?"

"NO! I know how to-"

"MHA HAHAHAHAHA! I AM KIKYO!!!"

"OH NO!!!"

"ITS KIKYO!!!"

"!!!"

WHAT IS KIKYO GOING TO DO? WHATEVER HAPPENED TO SHIPPO? WHY IS EVERYTHING CAP-ED?

TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO FIND OUT!!!!!!!!!!

>.<