InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Spontaneous ❯ Kagome's Game ( Chapter 2 )
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
*** Note: Jaken means rock paper scissors in English and Kuso means Shit it English ***
Chapter 2: Kagome's Game
As Kagome reached the steps she heard someone calling her name.
“EH! Kagome!” Inuyasha yelled while waiting at the top of the steps for Kagome.
“ How did I know it would be Inuyasha,” Kagome sighed.
“ Come on where going back right now,” Inuyasha, said.
“ No, I can't go back I have to do studying for my midterms,” Kagome replied.
“ These “midterms” can wait later, find Naraku and collecting all the Shikon Shards comes first,” Inuyasha said.
“ Well right now my studying for my midterms comes first!” Kagome yelled in Inuyasha's face.
“ What's wrong with you?” Inuyasha asked.
Kagome sighed, “ I have some work to do Inuyasha, I can't always come to the Feudal Era.”
“ MRS. HIGURASHI WE'RE LEAVING!” Inuyasha yelled to Mrs. Higurashi.
“ Okay, well you guys have a fun time! See you soon Kagome!” Mrs. Higurashi replied.
“ Eh? Where are we going?” Kagome asked.
Before Mrs. Higurashi could reply Kagome's question Inuyasha grabbed Kagome by her wrist and ran to the well.
“ INUYASHA!!!!!!!!!!” Kagome yelled while she was trying to keep up with Inuyasha's running.
Quickly Inuyasha jumped in the well and pulled Kagome down with him.
“ Heh, I told you we're going to the Feudal Era now,” Inuyasha said to Kagome with his proud tone.
Kagome's head was literally sizzling with anger.
“ What's wrong with you?” Inuyasha asked.
Kagome couldn't reply because they had just reached the Feudal Era and were greeted by Sango and Miroku.
“Welcome back Kagome!” Miroku and Sango said cheerfully.
Kagome and Inuyasha climbed out of the well and then were greeted by Shippou.
“ Kagome! Welcome back!” Shippou said as he jumped into Kagome's arms.
“ Keh, and no one greets me,” Inuyasha said with a cocky tone.
“ Kagome! Kagome! I played Jaken with Miroku and Sango, and I won everytime!”
“ JAKEN!!! WHERE IS HE??” Inuyasha said with a loud tone.
“ Idiot, he means the game Jaken, you know rock paper scissors?” Kagome said.
“ I knew that, I was just joking, I could beat anyone at that game!” Inuyasha said.
“ Uh-huh, yeah, right, whatever,” Kagome sighed.
“ YEAH!! WELL LET'S SEE THEN!!” Inuyasha said with a competitive tone.
*** Kagome thinking and talking to herself in her head***
Eh? Do I still have my tape recorder in my bag? Kagome started to smile. AHHH HA!!!! I can record my voice on it saying Oswari!!! If I win rock paper scissors then I can blackmail Inuyasha and make him end every sentence with I love you!!!! If he doesn't then I will play the tape with continious Oswari's that will be never ending!!!
** Back to the Story now**
Kagome started to make a crooked, evil smile on her face, which scared everyone, even Inuyasha.
“ Kagome? Are you alright?” Miroku asked.
Realizing that Kagome was talking to herself Kagome replied, “ Oh yeah I'm totally fine!” Kagome said with a fake smile.
“ Uhh, O-okay,” Sango said.
“ Keh, she was just scared because I'm going to beat her!” Inuyasha said with a proud voice.
“ Oswari,” Kagome said.
** Thud on the ground**
“ Damn you Kagome what did you do that for?” Inuyasha said angrily.
“ Well who else is going to deflate that huge ego of yours?” Kagome replied.
“ Shut up, and lets get on with the game,” Inuyasha said with a mad tone.
** Rock Paper Scissors**
Kagome and Inuyasha: Rock Paper Scissors SHOOT!
Kagome = Rock Inuyasha = Scissors
Inuyasha: Well that's just luck…
Kagome: ***Sigh***
Kagome and Inuyasha: Rock Paper Scissors SHOOT!
Kagome= Paper Inuyasha= Rock
Inuyasha: Dammit I lost!
“ OHH YEAH!! I WON IN YOUR FACE!!” Kagme yelled in Inuyasha's face.
“ Damn you Kagome, Damn you, just shut the hell up,” Inuyasha said with a mad tone.
“ Now since I won and you lost you have to do a little something,” Kagome said with an evil smile.
“ Eh?” Inuyasha replied.
Kagome pulled out the tape recorder out of her backpack.
“ See this little device here? Let me show you what it does!” Kagome said evilly.
Kagome pushed the button on the tape recorder and it started saying Oswari over and over again. Then after two minutes Kagome stopped the recorder and looked at Inuyasha on the ground.
“ Damn you, what do you want? ”Inuyasha replied.
“ First I want you to write a poem for Valentine's Day,” Kagome said.
“ Hmmmm, that seems like a good deal Kagome,” Sango replied.
“ AND, you have to end each sentence if yours this week with I love you starting from tomorrow.” Kagome said.
“ If you don't, then you will not be a happy camper, believe me,” Kagome said with a smirk on her face.
“ Damn you woman,” Inuyasha moaned.
“ O ya and don't curse at me! I want you to give me compliments ALL WEEK as well!” Kagome said as she marched off to Kaede's house.
“ Now get working on your poem!” Kagome yelled while running to Kaede's place.
“ Wow, she really knows how to make people suffer,” Miroku said to Sango.
“ And you are telling me?” Sango replied.
~***** Inuyasha's Poem*****~
“ Keh, I'm done with the poem your highness,” Inuyasha said with an unpleasuerably tone.
“ Work on that voice of yours Inuyasha, it's not pleasant and let me here the poem,” Kagome said with a smile.
“Roses are red violets are blue you are a piece of Kuso and you're a bitch too,” Inuyasha said.
“ INUYASHA!!!!!!!!! OSWARI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Kagome yelled.
“ Eh?! Grrrr damn you, what did I do? You told me to write a poem so I did, I wrote a poem as you said, it wasn't TO you,” Inuyasha replied angrily.
“ Still, watch those words, OSWARI!”Kagome yelled.
“Damn you…”Inuyasha murmured.
*********Authors Note: Okay well here is the second chapter for you all. =) Hope you guys are enjoying the story. I have a feeling you will love the third chapter. There will be loads of laughing. Enjoy! Thank you for reading and please leave a review!!! ~Mystical-Angel********