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Spring Break

 

A/N: Kagome tells her mother what she did over spring break. Just so you know what's going on, There is a place in Austria that is called `Fucking' ^^ (This originated by passing a note back and forth between me and a friend and we wrote this story together)

 

Mrs. Higurashi: Where did you go for spring break Kagome?

 

Kagome: Fucking

 

Mrs. Higurashi: O.o That's fornication! Back, demon child!

 

Kagome: But mom! I got something from Fucking! Its for you!

 

Mrs. Higurashi: *faints*

 

Kagome: Mama? *shakes and slaps her mother in the face*

 

Mrs. Higurashi: *wakes up* God, you're not pregnant are you?

 

Kagome: I don't think so, Fucking wasn't that good.

 

Mrs. Higurashi: You tested right?

 

Kagome: What's a test needed for? If its not good, its not good. That tour guide was so wrong. I shouldn't of let him get me in his stick-shift.

 

Mrs. Higurashi: O.o

 

Kagome: Mama? Are you okay? You look a little pale.

 

Mrs. Higurashi: My beautiful Christian daughter…is a slut!

 

Kagome: Mama, that's not fair to say that. I'm old enough to see Fucking for the first time if I want to. Everyone has!

 

Mrs. Higurashi: Now Porn?!? What next?

 

Kagome: How did you know about my porn collection?

 

Mrs. Higurashi: First porn, then Fucking. That was they way it was when I was in high school.

 

Kagome: You went to Fucking?

 

Mrs. Higurashi: Of course, why do you think you are here?

 

Kagome: That's disgusting!

 

Mrs. Higurashi: *sigh* All the good ol' days, honeymoon in the backyard, our first kiss…

 

Kagome: @.@

 

Mrs. Higurashi: Hey, if you keep doing the whole “Fucking” scene, you're going down the path to become pregnant too.

 

Kagome: Mama, Fucking is for nuns.

 

Mrs. Higurashi: That's it! We're stopping going to mass. Tell Father O'Carren we'll not have any of his scandals! The bible says nothing about Fucking!

 

Kagome: Yes it does, Old Testament

 

Mrs. Higurashi: Well….we're becoming Jewish. Baruch adonai…

 

Kagome: What's the big deal? Its just Fucking!

 

Mrs. Higurashi: I've taught you better than this young lady! Why do you do this to me? Do you even love him?

 

Kagome: Him?

 

Mrs. Higurashi: Oh god…was it…I can't even say it…were you with girls?

 

Kagome: Of course, you know I went with my best friends.

 

Mrs. Higurashi: *pales* so it was….Eri and Amy?

 

Kagome: *rolls eyes* duh

 

Mrs. Higurashi: I thought you were going to Europe!

 

Kagome: We did!

 

Mrs. Higurashi: So you learned this from those dirty Europeans?

 

Kagome: They were the ones that recommended it.

 

Mrs. Higurashi: My god….my sweet, innocent daughter. Well, I guess you have to settle down and marry one of the girls.

 

Kagome: O.o Marry them?! They're my friends, besides, I'm engaged to someone else *shows ring*

 

Mrs. Higurashi: *cautious tone* Is it…a man?

 

Kagome: *rolls eyes* of course it's a man! What do you think I am? A lesbian freak?!

 

Mrs. Higurashi: *confused* So were you drunk when you were with Eri and Amy?

 

Kagome: No, I hate getting drunk, you know that.

 

Mrs. Higurashi: So you went with them on your own free will without clouded judgement?! O.o

 

Kagome: Its not a big deal!

 

Mrs. Higurashi: OF COURSE IT'S A BIG DEAL!!! YOU FUCKED YOUR BEST FRIENDS!!

 

Kagome: O.o wait, you think I went fucking, not to Fucking?

 

Mrs. Higurashi: You make no sense.

 

Kagome: Fucking is a town in Austria

 

Mrs. Higurashi: Ohh… so you didn't fuck your friends there?

 

Kagome: *shakes head* no mama

 

Mrs. Higurashi: ……….Sooo…. What do you want for dinner tonight?

END

 

A/N: I do not think lesbians are freaks, that was part of the story. Fornication means `sex before marriage' yes I realize that Kagome most likely isn't Christian. And I know that these people are out of character, completely. ^^

 

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