InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Stalking hoes and Beautiful Goddesses ❯ Chapter 1 ( Chapter 1 )

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha !

I don't Know what you heard about me

But a bitch can't get a dolla out of me

No Caddilac no purms you can't see

That I'm a mother fuckin P I M P

The song was boomin in his Mercedes Benz as he pulled into the drive way of his five story

mansion . This man stepped out of his car , if you were to see him you would drool . He was decked

out in Tommy Hilfiger clothes . He wore denim pants and a denim jacket that went over his red

muscle shirt . ( As much as I hate T.H. he makes tight clothes ) He was Inuyasha , the most wanted

bachelor in the world . He had it all , the money , the women , and the looks . He was exotic , his

beautiful white hair that was past his butt and a bangin body . His eyes were something you had to

see ,they were amber , you could look into those beautiful amber eyes forever . Many women wanted

a piece of him especially Kikyo Bitchalot . She was obsessed with him , no matter how many times

he told her to fuck off she wouldn't leave him alone . She seemed to think that since he went on one

date with her that they were together . She seemed to think that they were soul mates. Inuyasha only

laughed at her for thinking such things . He believed in having a soul mate , he just didn't believe

that they were soul mates . Inuyasha unlocked his door and walked in , hanging from the ceiling was

a beautiful glass chandelier and since the sun was shining on the chandelier it made it give off a

rainbow look . In the living room he had a huge surround sound T.V. He had a gorgeous white

couch with white pillows on it . In front of the couch was a white table with pink veins running

through it and on the table was a bowl of seashells .(That's my living room !^_^) After tossing his

denim jacket on the counter Inuyasha made his way towards his bedroom . As soon as he walked in

he wished he hadn't ,there lying on his bed was Kikyo wearing nothing but a thong . " Hi Inu -baby

," purred Kikyo as she got on all fours and crawled her way towards Inuyasha . She thought she

was being sexy and obviously she thought wrong . She was trying to seduce him into mating with

her . Inuyasha is a hanyou virgin and the person he gives his virginity away to would be his life mate

. So Inuyasha had to be careful . He knew what she was trying to do and it pissed him off .

Inuyasha's face turned several shades of red and it wasn't because he was embarrassed . He was

far from it , here he was coming home to a place where sluts would leave him alone to find the queen

of all whores lying in his bed tryin to get him to sleep with her , he was pissed . " What the fuck do

you think you're doing here! " yelled a very pissed off Inuyasha . "Waiting for you Inu-baby , we

haven't spent time with each other in so long ," replied Kikyo as she walked over to him and

wrapped her arms around his waist . "Bitch, breaking and entering is against the law and I'm

thinking about calling the police so they'll throw your stankin ass in jail," said Inuyasha as he

pushed Kikyo away from him . His whole little speech obviously didn't get through to her because

she kept on tryin to seduce him . " What's the matter my little Inu did you have a bad day ? Let me

make you feel better ," said Kikyo as she began to plant kisses on Inuyasha's chest . Her hands

seemed to get lower and lower until they were on his dick. She thought that she was arousing him

and she obviously thought wrong because he quickly grabbed her hands . " You see this , this is

what you do to me !" yelled Inuyasha as he forced Kikyo to look at his dick . " As you can see

nothing ! I don't like you ! I hate your guts and I hope you die a slow and painful death ! I have a

fucking court order that says you have to stay off my property and 200 yards away from me you

psychotic bitch." You know you can't stand to be away from me ," purred Kikyo as she nuzzled her

face into his chest ` Is she that dense ! God why won't she just go away !' thought Inuyasha . He

then picked Kikyo up and started walking . Inuyasha finally got to the front door , opened it and

threw Kikyo out . " This is the last time I'm going to tell you this stay the fuck away from me !" yelled

Inuyasha as he slammed the door in Kikyo's face before she could try and run back into his house .

Kikyo didn't think anything of it she just thought he was tired and wanted to be alone so she said

nothing and went home . Inuyasha was stressed out , Kikyo just wouldn't leave him alone . No

matter what he did , no matter how many names he called her she wouldn't back off . He decided he

was going to go out and unwind a bit , so he grabbed his jacket and keys and walked out the door ,

locked it and made his way towards his car .

After driving around for an hour he finally decided to go to the mall and buy a few more pairs of

Timberland shoes . Unknown to him Mrs. Bitchalot was still following him ,and of course as he was

walking around all of the women were staring at him like he was god , except one . It was like

something was drawing him towards her . He that since he was a Hanyou he could tell who his

future mate would be and he could sense it was her . She was sitting down on one of the benches

reading a magazine . She had only givin him a glance and went back to what she was doing . When

she first looked at him her breath caught in her throat . He was truly a god , and something in her

heart was telling her to walk over to him and ask him on a date but she wouldn't do that . That just

wasn't her personality . Kagome then realized that he had been staring at her for like fifteen minutes

and decided to take matters into her own hands and get him to stop starin " Boo !" yelled Kagome .

As soon as she said that Inuyasha jumped like five ten feet in the air . He was very embarrassed

about getting caught staring at her , but he couldn't help it she was so beautiful . " Feh ," said

Inuyasha as he walked over to her totally forgetting why he had come to the mall in the first place .

All of his attention was on this beautiful goddess next to him . " Sorry about that . My names

Inuyasha what's yours ?" asked Inuyasha . He decided in his mind that he was going to make her

his if it was the last thing he did . " I'm Kagome , nice to meet you Inuyasha ," said Kagome as she

tried to shake his hand . When her hand was mere centimeters away Kikyo jumped in between them

, which was pretty hard seeing as how they were sitting on a bench . Her landing was not soft at all

she landed head first on the bench . She had a little headache but brushed it a side so she could

deal with the little hefah who was trying to make a move on her man . " You little slut ! Get the fuck

away from my man ! " yelled Kikyo , she had been following him ever since he left his house . "

Kikyo didn't I tell you to stay away from me ! Our lawyers and the judge agreed that you would stay

200 yards away from me !" yelled Inuyasha . " Oh yeah Kikyo is it ? If you call me a slut one more

time I'm going to kick your ass!" yelled Kagome . She tried very hard to sound serious , she was

failing miserably . This woman had dove head first into a bench to keep her from shaking hands with

him . It was hilarious , she didn't think it could get any funnier . " It's Mrs. Bitchalot to you !" yelled

Kikyo . All of a sudden Kagome burst out laughing . She thought it couldn't get any funnier but it just

did . " She's kidding right ?" asked Kagome as she looked over to Inuyasha . Inuyasha shook his

head and Kagome started laughing harder to the point where her sides hurt and tears were coming

out . " Mrs. Bitchalot ! Bitch -a -lot ," said Kagome as she stretched out Kikyo's last name . " You

sure do bitch a lot !" laughed Kagome . Soon both Inuyasha and Kagome were on the ground

laughing as Kikyo stormed off . Five minutes later they were still laughing . They were both rolling

around on the ground laughing . People were starting to stare but they didn't notice . They finally

realized they looked crazy rolling around on the ground laughing so they got up and sat down on

the bench . " Thank you very much ! I've been trying to get her off my back all day !" said a happy

Inuyasha . " It was no problem , didn't have to try hard . That last name of hers was to funny . Then

there was her entrance . She dove head first into the bench to keep me from touching you . She

must have a thick skull to still be up and kicking after banging her head on the bench like that !"

said Kagome still chuckling. Just thinking about Mrs. Bitchalot sent her into another fit of giggles . " I

would like to take you out to dinner as a thank you ," said Inuyasha who was a little unsure of

himself. " I would love to ," said Kagome still laughing . Inuyasha was so happy that he forgot to get

address and phone number . He just kept on walking in Lala land skipping down the mall . Kagome

could of helped him out and told him to wait so she could give him her number , but she didn't, she

wanted to see how long it took for him to realize that he didn't get her address and phone number .

Inuyasha was now passing the store called Rave when he realized he didn't have her address or

phone number . He quickly ran back to her and asked her for it . " I see you finally realized you didn't

have any of my information ," chuckled Kagome as she pulled out a pin and a piece of paper and

wrote down her info . " Hey you could have told me before I left ! I was so happy you said yes that I

didn't realize ! " said Inuyasha he didn't even realized that he had told her he was happy she said

yes . "I wanted to see how long it took for you to realize it. You seemed so happy that you were

humming and skipping ," chuckled Kagome . " Feh , well I'll see you tonight at eight ," said

Inuyasha . " Yeah ! See yah !" said Kagome . They both then went there separate ways .