InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Stalking hoes and Beautiful Goddesses ❯ Chapter Five ( Chapter 5 )

"You mean he's Kikyou's husband? No wonder why the bitch has been around the block, and was chasing after you ! I would be doin the same damn thing ....shoot I'd rather be kissing a dog than this thing!" spoke Kagome .He was just so ugly looking , he was beyond ugly he was hideous .

"I don't think you should stare at him for to long . He's so ugly he could turn you to stone ," warned Inuyasha as he grabbed Kagome's arm and sprinted away from the ugly short man that was moaning and groaning on the ground.

Picking himself up off the ground Jaken got back into his busted car ,and drove off to find the one person who could make him feel better. Pulling up to the gate to be checked out by the security guard.

"Name please , and state your business!" yelled the security guard who was standing right up against the metal bars of the gate surrounding the owners home.

"Jaken Bitchalot! I'm here to see my bootylicious and sexy lover ....Fluffikins," groaned out Jaken as he stepped out his car and walked up to the guard.

"I'm but Sesshomaru is not expecting any visitor by the name of Jaken Bitchalot," chuckled the guard.

"Why don't you call my Sesshilious now , and tell him that I'm here I'm sure he'll want me to see him in the bedroom chambers right away," spoke Jaken as he licked his lips and pressed his body up against the gate .

"I'm sorry Sir but I can't do that . Why don't you go home , and I'll tell Sesshomaru that you wanted to meet with him and you two can schedule another meeting ," said the guard.

"If you do this for me .....they'll be a little treat for you at the end . I'll give you a little piece of this!" moaned Jaken as he smacked his ass .

Seeing that the guard was able to resist his womanly charms , Jaken grabbed the guard around his neck and banged his head up against the metal bars. Seeing as he was pretty small and really thin Jaken slid through the bars and ran towards the front door of his lovers home.

His head hurt like hell , but he had to warn his boss .

"Sir! Code three forty five !" yelled the guard over the phone before he passed out .

"Sesshomaru code three forty five is what ?" asked a worried Rin as she cradle baby Helissa in her arms.

"Code three forty five is 'Retarded ass gay man who thinks I'm his lover is on the loose' ," whispered Sesshomaru harshly.

"Rin I want you and Helissa to go lock yourselves in the master bedroom !" yelled Sesshomaru as he rushed his wife and kid into the room .

"Get the pitt bulls! Get the sedatives! Get the guns !" yelled Sesshomaru as he ordered the maids and the butlers to get ready to fight.

"Honey ! I'm home!!!!!!" purred Jaken as he busted open the door.