InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Story of Nonsense ❯ Drinking Contest!!!!! ( Chapter 5 )
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By: Lynxzeo 
The guys finally compete!!
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 02.26.2004 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.2K | Visits: 193 | Status: Completed
The guys finally compete!!
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 02.26.2004 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.2K | Visits: 193 | Status: Completed
A/N: And again, I would like to thank Lady of the Deadly Dance for the idea of this chapter. I don't like saying this sooooo many times but I have to. I don't own InuYasha or anything else mentioned in this except for me. Inukit, Hinosaki and Miki are all free ppl of their own will. This was written for fun so plz don't take it seriously.
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Lynxzeo: OK, so what should the rules be?
Kagome: No cheating.
Lynxzeo: That's a bit too obvious.
Sango: How about non-stop drinking until you faint, sit down, or something?
Guys: WHAT!?!?!?
Lynxzeo: Great! OK, so let's see... Kagome, you watch InuYasha, Sango, watch Miroku, Kagura...
*~Exactly 3 minutes and 46 seconds later...~*
Lynxzeo: Oh no!! We need two more judges!!
Kagura: We do?
Lynxzeo: *thinks hard* I know! Inukit!
Inukit: What?
Lynxzeo: How about we bring Hinosaki and Miki here?? We need two more judges!
Inukit: OK.
*~3 seconds later...~*
Miki: *extremely confused* Why are we here?
Lynxzeo: You two can help us . Can you judge a drinking contest?
Hinosaki: Who on earth would want to compete in a drinking contest?
Guys: We would!!
Lynxzeo: Sooo anyways, Miki, watch Ginkotsu...
Miki: WHAT!?!?! That big dumb machine-y guy!?!?!
Lynxzeo: ...and Hino, you watch Kyoukotsu.
Hinosaki: Knowing him, he'll probably eat the barrel before he drinks the sake...
Kyoukotsu: Uh, I won't!!
*~5 minutes later...~*
Lynxzeo: Ready... set...
Guys: *heads ready to dunk into the sake (that is still in the barrels)*
Lynxzeo: DON'TGO!!!!
HUGE splashes of sake
InuYasha: *head and hair dripping* What the hell did you do that for!?!?!?
Other guys: *heads dripping and complaining*
Lynxzeo: *LMAO*
Ginkotsu: Duh- she has a big wrong with her head.
Lynxzeo: DRINK!!!
Guys: *heads dunk into barrels*
*~15 minutes later~*
Mukotsu: *talking into sake* M-m-must k-k-k-keep-p-p d-d-drin-n-king!! *faints and rolls around (too bloated)*
Jaken: And yup, he's a dead one, alrighty!
Lynxzeo: *looks up from watching Bankotsu struggle to drink more sake* OK, then you can take the rest of the contest watching other guys' torture!! *looks down again*
InuYasha and Sesshomaru: *starts lapping up sake like cute lil' doggies*
Kagome and Kagura: O.o
Jaken: *starts running around whacking guys' @$$es with the staff of heads* HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!!!!
Lynxzeo: I said watch, not add onto their torture!!!
Jaken: *ignores her*
Kyoukotsu: *thinks* Hmm, how do this barrel tastes? *starts eating the barrel*
Hinosaki: *teeny-tiny mushroom breath* Like I predicted...
Mukotsu: @_@ *hic*
*~5 minutes later...~*
Renkotsu: How long does this thing have to last!?!?! *sticks head out of barrel and sits down* Ahhh... much better...
Rin: Lynxzeo!! Rin thinks that Mr. Purple-Stripy-Baldy is out!!
Renkotsu: *vein pop*
Other guys that are still drinking: *snorting and coughing into sake*
Renkotsu: *attempts to burn Rin with his fire thingy* Die!!! *goes crazy and starts laughing insanely*
Rin: EEEEEEKKKK!!! MR. PURPLE-STRIPY-BALDY GO KOOKOO!!!
Renkotsu: DIE!! *chases Rin around in circles*
Sesshomaru: *head still in barrel* Jaken.
Jaken: Yes, me lord!! *starts whacking Renkotsu's @$$ hard with the staff of heads*
Renkotsu: *running around screaming with a crazy Jaken tailing after him*
Jaken: *accidently releases the fire from the guy's head and burns Renkotsu's @$$*
Renkotsu: *screaming and running around with his @$$ on fire*
Suikotsu: *takes head out and also sits down* *gasp* That girl is a genius!!
Renkotsu: *sticks his @$$ into his barrel of sake* Ahhhh.... *stands up again to find that the bottom of his pants had burnt off so he decides to take a swim in the sake (with his clothes on)*
Kikyo: *slaps the back of Suikotsu's head* Idiot.
Suikotsu: Owie.
*~10 minutes later...~*
Bankotsu: C-can't drink anymore!! *about to take his head out of the barrel*
Lynxzeo: What, and let the others beat you? You should at least beat the members of your gang.
Jakotsu: *head still in barrel* How about we go to bed later, Bankotsu-aniki?
Inukit: He sure has a wrong mind...
Lynxzeo: *backing off* Ahhh! Gayness!!!
Jakotsu: *puts on thick gross womanly-er voice*Awwww... come here you darling... *sits down*
Lynxzeo: You're out and NO!!!!!!!!!
Jakotsu: Yes... now give us a kissy-kissy!!
Lynxzeo: Inukit, you watch Bankotsu for now. *sees Jakotsu charging towards her* AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *runs between the remaining guys*
Jakotsu: *running very VERY quickly*
Lynxzeo: INUKIT!! HELP!!!!!!!!
Inukit: Alrighty!! *casts a spell on Jakotsu*
Jakotsu: *comes to his senses* Uurgh!! WHY was I chasing that filth-?
Lynxzeo: *VERY scary face* Excuse ME!!?!?!?!?!
Jakotsu: Uuuh, nothing...
Miroku: *faints* @_@
InuYasha: *into sake* That's 5 down, 4 to go!!
*~Still later...~*
Ginkotsu: *thinks* Feel like popping... *falls backward with a HUGE KABOOM*
Inukit: Whoa... How much does that guy weigh?
Ginkotsu: Owchies. *tries to get up but can't because of a 1 meter deep pit in the ground*
Miki: Ooh, that's gotta hurt.
Lynxzeo: I don't think so. He's too metal-y to get hurt.
Miki: Yea, I guess so. *jumps down into pit and starts poking Ginkotsu in the eye*
Ginkotsu: *getting poked* Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow...
Everybody else ex guys that are still drinking: O.o
Kyoukotsu: *bites another piece of barrel and the barrel explodes*
Hinosaki: *all wet* You're gonna pay for this!!!! I HATE getting wet!!!!!! *starts chasing Kyoukotsu and throwing occasional fire-slaps at him*
Kyoukotsu: Um, AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! *runs around*
Hinosaki: *chasing after Kyoukotsu* Get back over here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kyoukotsu: *suddenly trips and falls*
Lynxzeo: Sucker!! You're out!!
Hinosaki: *starts burning him*
Kyoukotsu: *running around screaming and burning*
Kouga: *arriving* I'm ba-ack!!
Others: O.o
Kouga: What??
Others: *getting back to what they're doing*
Bankotsu: *finally faints* @_@
Lynxzeo: 3 left!!!
*~4 hour later...~*
InuYasha, Naraku and Sesshomaru: *BBBUUUURRRPPPP*
Lynxzeo: Holy sh*t, I can't believe you actually drank the whole barrel!!
InuYasha, Naraku and Sesshomaru: @_@
Rest: *LMAO*
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Yay!! My longest chapter yet!! Hope you liked it ppl!! Plz review!!
~Lynxzeo~
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Lynxzeo: OK, so what should the rules be?
Kagome: No cheating.
Lynxzeo: That's a bit too obvious.
Sango: How about non-stop drinking until you faint, sit down, or something?
Guys: WHAT!?!?!?
Lynxzeo: Great! OK, so let's see... Kagome, you watch InuYasha, Sango, watch Miroku, Kagura...
*~Exactly 3 minutes and 46 seconds later...~*
Lynxzeo: Oh no!! We need two more judges!!
Kagura: We do?
Lynxzeo: *thinks hard* I know! Inukit!
Inukit: What?
Lynxzeo: How about we bring Hinosaki and Miki here?? We need two more judges!
Inukit: OK.
*~3 seconds later...~*
Miki: *extremely confused* Why are we here?
Lynxzeo: You two can help us . Can you judge a drinking contest?
Hinosaki: Who on earth would want to compete in a drinking contest?
Guys: We would!!
Lynxzeo: Sooo anyways, Miki, watch Ginkotsu...
Miki: WHAT!?!?! That big dumb machine-y guy!?!?!
Lynxzeo: ...and Hino, you watch Kyoukotsu.
Hinosaki: Knowing him, he'll probably eat the barrel before he drinks the sake...
Kyoukotsu: Uh, I won't!!
*~5 minutes later...~*
Lynxzeo: Ready... set...
Guys: *heads ready to dunk into the sake (that is still in the barrels)*
Lynxzeo: DON'TGO!!!!
HUGE splashes of sake
InuYasha: *head and hair dripping* What the hell did you do that for!?!?!?
Other guys: *heads dripping and complaining*
Lynxzeo: *LMAO*
Ginkotsu: Duh- she has a big wrong with her head.
Lynxzeo: DRINK!!!
Guys: *heads dunk into barrels*
*~15 minutes later~*
Mukotsu: *talking into sake* M-m-must k-k-k-keep-p-p d-d-drin-n-king!! *faints and rolls around (too bloated)*
Jaken: And yup, he's a dead one, alrighty!
Lynxzeo: *looks up from watching Bankotsu struggle to drink more sake* OK, then you can take the rest of the contest watching other guys' torture!! *looks down again*
InuYasha and Sesshomaru: *starts lapping up sake like cute lil' doggies*
Kagome and Kagura: O.o
Jaken: *starts running around whacking guys' @$$es with the staff of heads* HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!!!!
Lynxzeo: I said watch, not add onto their torture!!!
Jaken: *ignores her*
Kyoukotsu: *thinks* Hmm, how do this barrel tastes? *starts eating the barrel*
Hinosaki: *teeny-tiny mushroom breath* Like I predicted...
Mukotsu: @_@ *hic*
*~5 minutes later...~*
Renkotsu: How long does this thing have to last!?!?! *sticks head out of barrel and sits down* Ahhh... much better...
Rin: Lynxzeo!! Rin thinks that Mr. Purple-Stripy-Baldy is out!!
Renkotsu: *vein pop*
Other guys that are still drinking: *snorting and coughing into sake*
Renkotsu: *attempts to burn Rin with his fire thingy* Die!!! *goes crazy and starts laughing insanely*
Rin: EEEEEEKKKK!!! MR. PURPLE-STRIPY-BALDY GO KOOKOO!!!
Renkotsu: DIE!! *chases Rin around in circles*
Sesshomaru: *head still in barrel* Jaken.
Jaken: Yes, me lord!! *starts whacking Renkotsu's @$$ hard with the staff of heads*
Renkotsu: *running around screaming with a crazy Jaken tailing after him*
Jaken: *accidently releases the fire from the guy's head and burns Renkotsu's @$$*
Renkotsu: *screaming and running around with his @$$ on fire*
Suikotsu: *takes head out and also sits down* *gasp* That girl is a genius!!
Renkotsu: *sticks his @$$ into his barrel of sake* Ahhhh.... *stands up again to find that the bottom of his pants had burnt off so he decides to take a swim in the sake (with his clothes on)*
Kikyo: *slaps the back of Suikotsu's head* Idiot.
Suikotsu: Owie.
*~10 minutes later...~*
Bankotsu: C-can't drink anymore!! *about to take his head out of the barrel*
Lynxzeo: What, and let the others beat you? You should at least beat the members of your gang.
Jakotsu: *head still in barrel* How about we go to bed later, Bankotsu-aniki?
Inukit: He sure has a wrong mind...
Lynxzeo: *backing off* Ahhh! Gayness!!!
Jakotsu: *puts on thick gross womanly-er voice*Awwww... come here you darling... *sits down*
Lynxzeo: You're out and NO!!!!!!!!!
Jakotsu: Yes... now give us a kissy-kissy!!
Lynxzeo: Inukit, you watch Bankotsu for now. *sees Jakotsu charging towards her* AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *runs between the remaining guys*
Jakotsu: *running very VERY quickly*
Lynxzeo: INUKIT!! HELP!!!!!!!!
Inukit: Alrighty!! *casts a spell on Jakotsu*
Jakotsu: *comes to his senses* Uurgh!! WHY was I chasing that filth-?
Lynxzeo: *VERY scary face* Excuse ME!!?!?!?!?!
Jakotsu: Uuuh, nothing...
Miroku: *faints* @_@
InuYasha: *into sake* That's 5 down, 4 to go!!
*~Still later...~*
Ginkotsu: *thinks* Feel like popping... *falls backward with a HUGE KABOOM*
Inukit: Whoa... How much does that guy weigh?
Ginkotsu: Owchies. *tries to get up but can't because of a 1 meter deep pit in the ground*
Miki: Ooh, that's gotta hurt.
Lynxzeo: I don't think so. He's too metal-y to get hurt.
Miki: Yea, I guess so. *jumps down into pit and starts poking Ginkotsu in the eye*
Ginkotsu: *getting poked* Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow...
Everybody else ex guys that are still drinking: O.o
Kyoukotsu: *bites another piece of barrel and the barrel explodes*
Hinosaki: *all wet* You're gonna pay for this!!!! I HATE getting wet!!!!!! *starts chasing Kyoukotsu and throwing occasional fire-slaps at him*
Kyoukotsu: Um, AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! *runs around*
Hinosaki: *chasing after Kyoukotsu* Get back over here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kyoukotsu: *suddenly trips and falls*
Lynxzeo: Sucker!! You're out!!
Hinosaki: *starts burning him*
Kyoukotsu: *running around screaming and burning*
Kouga: *arriving* I'm ba-ack!!
Others: O.o
Kouga: What??
Others: *getting back to what they're doing*
Bankotsu: *finally faints* @_@
Lynxzeo: 3 left!!!
*~4 hour later...~*
InuYasha, Naraku and Sesshomaru: *BBBUUUURRRPPPP*
Lynxzeo: Holy sh*t, I can't believe you actually drank the whole barrel!!
InuYasha, Naraku and Sesshomaru: @_@
Rest: *LMAO*
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Yay!! My longest chapter yet!! Hope you liked it ppl!! Plz review!!
~Lynxzeo~