InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Stream of Consciousness: A LiveJournal Collection ❯ Evil Has No Age Requirement ( Chapter 6 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Title: Evil Has No Age Requirement

Community: Challenge Destiny (edficlets)

Theme: Malevolence

Place Earned: 2nd

Genre: Comedy

Rating: PG

Word count: 297

Warnings: none

Evil Has No Age Requirement

A dark shape crept silently through the night. Forest green eyes scanned the campsite, flitting over the sleeping occupants with little concern until they reached the red-clad figure slouched against the base of the tree. Demonic ears honed in on the sound of slow, steady breathing. The hanyou was asleep. It was time.

Noiselessly the figure moved, employing the stealth of a fox to go along with the cunning of a wolf. Finally he reached his destination, a yellow monstrosity that dwarfed him in size. And somewhere at the bottom of that eyesore lay his revenge.

It was difficult to temper his enthusiasm, but somehow he managed to control himself, gradually removing each piece or parcel one by one until he found what he was looking for. Then he replaced everything, haphazardly to make it look like an idiot had done it with some haste. Finally, he ever so gently placed his ill-gotten prize on the hanyou's lap. The brute stirred, but did not wake.

Success! A malevolent grin sprouted on Shippo's features; his master plan was coming to fruition! Inuyasha would pay for his horrible crimes! All the bops on the head, all the morsels he had stolen from the mouth of a growing boy…it was time for punishment! Shippo had snuck a sleeping herb into Inuyasha's ramen to ensure that Kagome woke before he did. And when she did, she would see…she would see the evidence of Inuyasha's perversion! Her panties strewn across his lap! He would get osuwarid straight to hell! Not even that bitch Kikyou would be able to dig him out! And no one would suspect the innocent child, sitting there wondering what the big deal was, and why Inuyasha wanted Kagome's panties in the first place! It was absolutely perfect.

MWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!