InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Stream of Consciousness: A LiveJournal Collection ❯ H.I.G.H. ( Chapter 14 )

Title: H.I.G.H.

Community: Challenge Destiny (edficlets)

Theme: Sugar

Place Earned: 1st

Genre: Comedy

Rating: PG-13

Word count: 249

Warnings: none

 

 

H.I.G.H.

 

*grope grope*

 

“Hentai!”

 

*whoosh!*

 

Sango stared blankly for a moment; she had never come up empty on a slap attempt before.

 

“YAH!” Kagome yelled. “Keep your hands off me, lecher!” Sango fumed silently, brandishing a fist. But the monk was already gone, skipping down into the village proper. Feminine shrieks of surprise and indignation could be heard in rapid succession.

 

“What the hell is wrong with him?!”

 

“He must have gotten into my sugar stash,” Kagome grudgingly admitted.

 

“Something tells me he isn't the only one.” Before Kagome could ask Sango what she meant, she found herself enfolded in strong arms and familiar red fabric.

 

“Inuyasha, wha—” she tried to say, but was unable to finish because of the pair of lips smashed against hers in a truly Bugs Bunny-esque smooch. He pulled back after a second with a loud `pop!' and hopped off into the forest. Kagome stood there for a long moment, her fingers hovering disbelievingly around her lips.

 

“Aren't you going to `osuwari' him?”

 

“Nah, they'll feel bad enough once the sugar rush wears off.”

 

*One hour later*

 

Both men lay sprawled in the grass, moaning in self-pity.

 

“Ugh…I can't believe I kissed the wench,” Inuyasha lamented.

 

“I can't believe I groped Kaede-sama! I can still feel the wrinkles,” Miroku confessed with a shudder. Suddenly a small form arrived and began bouncing excitedly back and forth between their stomachs.

 

“Whatcha doin', guys, huh? Whatcha doin'?” Shippo asked in a sugar-induced frenzy. The two men groaned.