InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Stupid! ❯ Chapter 1

DISCLAMER: I live in da ghetto. . .'nuff said, homes y Chicas!

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AI: HOW DARE YOU!!!

YOUKO: `How dare I' what?

AI: You're not supposed to mix pickles & goat's milk, and then feed it to a Health Inspector! They kill you for that!! Wedgies will be given!

YOUKO:I have a good explanation!

AI: Yes?

YOUKO: . . .I thought it was good. . .

AI: THAT"S IT YOUKO!!! YOU'RE GOING DOWN!!

YOUKO: *pushes Kurama in front of him* Protect me Kurama!!

KURAMA: Wha-?

AI: WEDGIE!!!

KURAMA: *pupils dilate*((high voice))Opp!

AI: Whoops!! Thought you were Youko, Kurama! *lets go of. . .briefs?!*

AI: Huh. I would have never guessed!

YOUKO: *on the ground, rolling around, laughing uncontrollably* WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KURAMA-HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH-THE LOOK-HAHAHAH-ON YOUR-HAH-FACE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! CAN'T-HAHA-BREATH-HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! *falls dead*

AI: *picks up a stick* Hey Kurama. . .*pokes Youko's eye* . . .I think he's dead. . .*pokes it again* . . .Yup! He's dead all right!!

KURAMA: . . . What do we do with the body?

AI:. . .Wait a tick! Wouldn't it be your body?

KURAMA: *looks up thoughtfully*…Yes. . .Yes it would. . .

----------------------AND THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER!!-------------------

THE END!

Yes I know that was strange. But I just wrote it out of fun!! And boredom. . .

BUT ANYWAY!!! A friend &I took place in the District Spelling Bee! And I feel pretty

proud of myself!! Because I made it to the last round!! 19 people left, only two people

standing!! Not me. . .BUT STILL!!! All of my friends and family came, and congratulated

me, after I lost!! It was S-P-E-C-I-A-L! SPECIAL! And BTW. That last round knocked off

a BUNCH, of contestants! So, can you blame me? ANYWAY!! Thnax for reading this, please

review! Flames are welcome, because they roast my marshmallows & chestnuts! BYE!

~*Ai Higeki*~