InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Sugar & Spice ❯ Part 1 ( Chapter 1 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

Sugar & Spice Pt. 1

Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN InuYasha or any of its characters

Author Note: Hello everybody!!! Well, here I am once again... You know me and I couldn't wait to start posting this fic, but hey I'm sure u're gonna enjoy this as much as I do. Trust me this is really funny and steamy sooo start preparing the cold shower *LOL* (I guess my mind was overworking when I wrote this *grin*) Anyways, there are 5 chapters so I'll post them all between today and october 31th cuz it's Halloween *duh* As for Shape Of My Heart (I hadn't post it on AFF.net yet) and No Strings Attached: Thanx a lot for all the emails and the reviews. Honestly u guyz rock!!! But hey, don't hate me. I have my reasons for the lack of updates: I spent two weeks out of town and I just got back yesterday... Please bear with me *begs on hands & knees* I'm working overtime and I still have a couple of projects hanging on but I prrrromise I'm working on it and I'll post as soon as possible...

Well, I still love u guyz *hugs and kisses 4 everyone* And remember tomorrow is my birthday *ehrm*

Enjoy,

Maggz

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"God, InuYasha!" Miroku laughed as he fastened the cape at his neck. InuYashaturned from the mirror, raising a brow and frowning.

"What the fuck are you laughing at Miroku?"

"Who in the HELL told you to wear that? You look like something outta one of the bondage flicks Kougalikes to watch!" He snickered.

"Fuck you, Miroku! At least I'm not a fucking vampire! I have more damned imagination than THAT!"

"Oh now is that so? I know I'M dead sexy! But you? Sorry, man! You are scary! No girl is gonna come within ten feet of you at this party!" He grinned, slipping his fake vampire teeth in as he widened his grin.

"You wanna bet?" InuYashasmiled.

"Where DID you find that erm… costume? In your closet?" Miroku laughed harder.

"For your information, the girls at the costume rental place said this would be PERFECT for me. They both agreed it was a fantasy of theirs to see me in this!" He said proudly.

"InuYasha,you ever considered they might've been having a laugh? Maybe they were NOT fans of you at all?" Miroku asked.

"FUCK YOU!" InuYashagrowled and turned back toward the mirror to finish up.

Miroku sat back on the bed, watching InuYashain action and shook his head, spreading his impressive, SEXY cape around him.

InuYashawas dressed in tight as hell leather pants. How the FUCK he'd gotten himself into them, Miroku would never know. Doggie Boyhad some strange ways and he'd found sometimes it was better just NOT to ask.

"Hey InuYasha, is THAT how you got yourself into thosetrousers?" Miroku asked, knowing he should leave well enough alone but unable to resist. InuYashawas just too easy to piss off.

"What's that?" InuYashaasked, turning yet again from the mirror to look at Miroku.

"That oil you're covered with, is THAT how you got into the trousers, slid in?" Miroku laughed and held up his hands as InuYashacame toward him, fists clenched.

"I said to shut the FUCK up! God, Miroku! You know what your goddamned problem is??? Hmmm?! You're jealous!" He said triumphantly.

"Yeah, InuYasha. I so want to look like a bad imitation of an even worse porn flick star! You've found me out!" He nodded.

"Might as well admit it. The girlies ALL go for this. That's what I know and that's why I chose this to wear tonight. I'm ready for some pussy. Do you realize how LONG it's been since -" He spouted.

"NO. Don't tell me! A week, two?" Miroku asked, his eyes wide. "How do you stand it doing without for so long?!"

"Forget it! You'll see what I mean as soon as we get there. They'll be all over ME whilst you stand by the table and drink punch! You should've teamed up with me and we could've gone as a pair of sexy dominators!" He grinned.

"Hell no! We'd never pull then! I ain't your boyfriend, InuYasha. So quit asking!"

Smirking, InuYashaturned back to the mirror and put the finishing touches on.

With a flourish, he turned completely around to face Miroku and held his arms wide.

"Well? How do I look?" He asked proudly as if he'd never heard ONE word of the previous conversation.

Miroku put on a thoughtful expression, tapping his finger against his chin and nodding. Looking InuYashaover from head to toe, he could only tell the truth. Opening his mouth to tell him once again that he looked like a bad mistake on a porn flick, he saw that InuYashahad turned back yet again to look at himself in the full length mirror on the wall opposite.

Miroku shut his mouth and shook his head. What good did it do to tell him? He never listened anyway. He shot his eyes to InuYashain the mirror and sighed -

InuYasha's eyes were dreamy… which meant only one thing… he was admiring himself.

As always, his silver hair was sexily mussed, gel and mousse distributed to perfection. Months of intense weight training and boxing classes had honed his body to a near perfect physical state. He'd oiled his chest and arms, bringing the cut of his muscles out for full display. The black leather suspenders only enhanced the deep chest that all the girls sighed over. Hooked to black leather trousers they were, and the trousers so fucking tight, his balls nearly ached. He'd had a hell of a time getting his pecker situated within the tight confines but looking at himself in the mirror, he was well pleased with what he saw…

Miroku was wrong… so wrong! This would have every girl IN the place drooling as soon as he stepped into the room and Miroku would be regretting every single put down he'd thrown at him.

"Let's go!" InuYashasaid as he swung from the mirror and reached over to grab the rest of his costume… a whip, chains, and handcuffs.

"You are NOT taking that with you!" Miroku laughed as he stood to his full height and smoothed out his cape.

"Of course I am. Girls love to be dominated and especially by me!" He grinned.

Shaking his head, Miroku followed InuYashafrom the room and out the door. Fucking Halloween costume parties always got him into trouble!!!!

Stepping from the limo onto the sidewalk, Miroku swirled his cape around him with a flourish, and waited for InuYashato step out as well.

"Hurry UP, InuYasha. Everybody's already here! Why do you always insist on being the LAST one to get anywhere!?" Miroku whined.

"Because" InuYashasaid thru gritted teeth as he stepped onto the sidewalk. "It makes a statement. Now SHUT IT!" He hissed and moved ahead of Miroku to the door.

"I got it now! This is a throwback to your stripperdays, eh?" Miroku grinned, pushing InuYashaeven further.

Whirling around, InuYashafisted his hands on his hips and glowered. "When will you just SHUT THE FUCK UP?"

Holding his hands up in truce, Miroku smiled.

"Ok, Ok… Jeez… so damned sensitive!" He muttered as he followed InuYashainto the darkened club.

Flashing strobe lights and dozens of disco glitter balls hung from the ceiling of the place. The dance floor was literally packed with people getting a groove on. Miroku reached a hand into the inside pocket of his cape and pulled out a pick of cigarettes. Shaking one out for himself, he nudged InuYashawith his shoulder and offered the pack to him. InuYashafrowned but accepted it and waited for the light.

"My dear?" Miroku mumbled around the stick in his mouth, offering InuYashaa light.

"Fuck off!" InuYashagrowled and inhaled as Miroku lifted the light to InuYasha's cigarette.

"You guys come here often?" A scarecrow waddling by chuckled.

"Yeah Sessh, about as often as you and Hojo, where is the Tin Man anyway!?" Miroku laughed.

"In the bathroom. He sprung a leak!" Sesshomaru laughed and stopped dead in his tracks.

"What in the hell have you got on?" He sputtered as InuYashaturned cool ambereyes on him.

"Goddamn you! Not you too!" InuYashaspat and turned away from the two of them to stalk toward the bar.

Miroku choked on his own laughter as Sesshomaru watched InuYashawalk away.

"Where did he GET that?" Sesshomaru asked.

"Some girls at the costume place told him it was their fantasy to see him that way…" Miroku shrugged his shoulders.

"Oh God!" Sesshomaru said, a grin surfacing.

"My thoughts exactly. He looks like a porn star and the thing is, he LIKES the damned outfit!" Miroku laughed.

"Well…" Sesshomaru started and jumped as Hojo clanked over to them, hitting him in the back of the head none toogently.

"Where did Dirk Diggler go?" Hojo grinned, looking around for Kouga.

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhh… you better not go THERE! But please do! Just let me hear you say it to him!" Miroku laughed as they all looked over to where InuYashasat sulking at the bar.

"You should've seen how you two looked when you came in!" Hojo laughed, yelping when Sesshomaru elbowed him in the side.

"OUCH! What the hell was THAT for? You're the one that said they looked like 'Couple of the Year'!" Hojo frowned.

"God! Sessh…" Miroku frowned.

"Well, LOOK at him… and the first thing I saw when I looked up was YOU lighting his fag for him, Miroku! Now tell me I could help what went thru my mind!" Sesshomaru said, backing slowly away as Miroku's face grew stormy.

"Well, we're NOT a couple. I'd say YOU two… well… just go in the bathroom and LOOK at yourselves!" Miroku retorted and walked toward the bar to smooth InuYasha's ruffled feathers.

"What the hell does he mean?" Hojo asked, looking from himself to Sesshomaru.

"Hell if I know, let's go look." Sesshomaru said as they both sauntered off to the bathroom.