InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Surprises in the Bathroom ❯ S.I.T.B ( One-Shot )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

Kagome comes home from school, when she hears a strange noise in the bathroom. Inuyasha's been a bad puppy, and what will Souta think of his hero? LITTLE BIT OF LANGUAGE *INUYASHA*

Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 07.10.2008 | Pages: 1 | Words: 825 | Visits: 989 | Status: Completed

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Inuyasha or any of it's characters.

SURPRISES IN THE BATHROOM

Kagome sighed as she climbed the last stair of the shrine. With a grunt she dropped her bag down on the ground, raising her arms to release the strain. `Note to self: When I move out ,get a bungalow with absolutely no stairs'. She picked up her bag once again and went inside the house. “Mama, I'm home” she called out. Her mother poked her head out from the kitchen, drying a dish. “How was your day honey?” she asked. “It was alright” Kagome replied. “Inuyasha didn't come did he mama?” Kagome asked her mother. “No dear, I don't think he came and if he did I haven't seen him” Kagome breathed a sigh of relief; if Inuyasha hadn't come then maybe she might get some homework done. Kagome proceeded up the stairs to her room and set her bag down on her bed. She sat there for a few minutes, just absently staring off into space. SLURP…SLURP. Kagome sat there for a second, wondering where the noise came from or if it was her imagination. She strained her ears to try and hear the sound again, but nothing came up. Shrugging her shoulders she took her books out of her bag, and started on her algebra homework (*notice whenever Kagome has homework it's algebra or calculus) . Two hours later, she slammed the book closed; to tired of all the equations running threw her head. If she had listened more, she would have heard slurping coming from the room next door. She packed all her things away in her bag for tomorrow and laid her head on her desk, fully intent on taking a nap to calm herself. Just as she was closing her eyes she heard it again. SLURP…SLURPS...SLURPPPPP. Kagomes head shot up. She hadn't imagined it she was sure this time. Grabbing the ruler on her desk, the only weapon she had at the moment, she crept up to the door to the bathroom adjoined to her room. Slowly, ever so slowly, she opened the door. What she saw there made her stop in her tracks. Her eyes widened and her mouth opened wide in shock. She didn't know if she should yell in anger or laugh in amusement. She chose to do both.

“INUYASHA!!!! What in the name of Kami sakes are you doing? Why are you drinking out of the toilet bowl??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Inuyasha lifted his head and Kagome had a strong urge to laugh at him. Water dripped down he is mouth, and a couple of wet strands of his snow white hair clung to his face. “The toilet bowl? What the fuck is a toilet bowl? Besides you can't stop me drinking it this shit is good.” With that he turned and continued drinking. Kagome couldn't help it, she burst out laughing. “What the hell, are you laughing about wench?” Inuyasha asked puzzled. “N-nothing Inuyasha, y-you just continue your, uh, drink” Kagome said between giggles. Inuyasha shrugged and continued on.

Down stairs, Souta sat on the floor playing a new combat on his PS3. He heard what was being said and frowned. His mother noticed the look, and asked him what was wrong. “Well” he began. “This doesn't bode well, my hero, drinking out of the toilet bowl” Souta just shook his head making a tsking sound. His mother just laughed and finished preparing there supper, while jii-chan sat in his chair snoring loudly.

Owari, Ja-ne,

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