InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Survivor: Modern -day Villa ❯ Day One ( Chapter 1 )

Survivor: Modern -day Villa

Sunday

Arrival Time- 10:00am

<Sesshomaru and Naraku arrive, with Jaken trailing behind them>

Sesshomaru: Lovely, lovely! Look my love, love's first site! And what a lovely site it is! Full of love, and love, and love…

<Jaken and Naraku stare>

Jaken (whispering to Naraku): I think the sun has addled mi'lord's head. Best we get in, shall we?

<Naraku nods, while casting a simpering look at Sesshomaru>

Naraku: Yesyes! I wouldn't be able to stand it if my poor Fluffy-sama became sick…

<Jaken stares>

<Naraku smiles>

Jaken: …nevermind…

<Jaken, Sesshomaru, and Naraku enter the villa. Shortly after, Kagome, Sango, Miroku, and Inuyasha arrive>

Sango: Look! That's the house we're going to stay in for the next month!

<Kagome and sango begin to squeal>

Kagome: Look! There's a bathhouse…

Sango: And a swimming pool…

Kagome: And a garden…

Sango: And an … *sniffs the air*

Kagome (looking in the direction that Sango is sniffing): Eww….

Inuyasha: Whoa! It's an actual outhouse!

Miroku (placing hands on Kagome and Sango's shoulders): Come ladies, let us go enjoy the house inside, shall we? *hands slowly start to drift downwards…*

Sango and Kagome: HENTAI!!!!!!!

<Inuyasha hoots>

Inuyasha: Go for the package, go for the package!

Kagome: SIT

Inuyasha:… {A/N: Inuyasha is here, unable to speak, as his mouth is full of sod and dirt}

<Sango, Kagome, and a very bruised Miroku go inside the villa, followed soon after by a dishelmed Inuyasha>

Inside the Villa (Hallway)- 10:08am

<Inuyasha and Co. stare at Naraku, Sesshomaru, and Jaken>

All: Not you guys!

<Naraku shrieks and buries his head in Sesshomaru's hair>

Naraku (sobbing): Fluffy-sama, I..*sob*…don't…*sob*…want…them…HERE!!!

Inuyasha and Co: O.o

Sesshomaru (beaming): Like my nickname? Naru -poo has one too!

Inuyasha and Co: …

<Inuyasha and Co. start edging away from Sesshomaru and Naraku>

Kagome (pointing): Hey,look! It's Shippo! And Kouga!

<Shippo runs bawling, while a large dust cloud follows closely behind>

Shippo: Ahhh!!! Kouga's chasing me and he said he's going to eat me!! Mommy!!!

Kagome (picking him up): Shh, shh, it's okay, that big bully isn't going to hurt you.

Kouga: Hey, whaddya mean big bully? *moves closer to Kagome* How 'bout we get 'picked up' later, hmm?

Inuyasha: Ggggggrrrr…

Kouga: Hey, hey, hey! She's my woman!

Inuyasha: Woof!

Kouga: Bark!

Inuyasha: Arf!

Kouga: Hooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwlll!

<Sesshomaru blushes deeply>

Kagome (curiously): What are they saying?

Sesshomaru (going deeply crimson): Let's just leave it at this: it's not suitable for the young kitsune's ears.

<Shippo pouts. He had been waiting on learning a whole new vocabulary from Kouga and Inuyasha>

The Voice- 10:14am

<Loudspeaker crackles to life {Loudspeakers will now be shown with this:[] }>

[Attention, attention, to those this may concern…]

Inuyasha: Get on with it you bark!

[…]

Inuyasha:…

[Inuyasha, you are now on a yellow probation. Anyway, continuing…but first, are there any more questions?]

<Inuyasha scowls. The rest of the group stays silent, not wanting to get a probation. Whatever that is…>

[All right then! This is the cast of Inuyasha, one of the best animes ever! Taking hints and challenges off the extremely popular reality -survival show, Survivor, we'll be forcing you lucky ten people to live together, and face challenges as a tribe.]

<Group looks around nervously at each other, dreading the aspect of having to work 'together'>

[I'll be your host, the lovely, talented, not to mention beautiful (Sesshomaru looks indignant on that remark, while Naraku pats him consolingly) voice -coming -from -the -speaker box. Please refer to me as The Voice! I'll be handing out challenges and new rules to follow as we progress along the six weeks. At the end of every week, on Friday, we'll all come together and vote one of you off! The first week will actually be a trial, we won't actually vote one of you off permanently, we'll just let you know that…er…certain people are against you. (Kouga, Sesshomaru, and Naraku stare evilly in the direction of Inuyasha, who, noticing this, hides behind Kagome) Probations are issued in the following order for misconduct as judged by The Voice, from lowest to highest level of misconduct: yellow, orange, and red. With each probation, the one who broke the rule or rules will have to do whatever The Voice decrees, with no exception. Got it?]

Sesshomaru: Wait, you said ten people, but I only count…

<counts on his extremely long fingernails, which happen to be lacquered and French -manicured to the extreme>

Sesshomaru:…nine.

Suddenly an apparition floats through one of the villa walls, levitating a few inches off the ground. Stretching upright, it yawns.

Kikyo: Mmm, that was a nice sleep!

[Oh yeah, winner wins a million bucks, tata for now!]

<Kikyo notices the speechless faces of those around her>

Kikyo: Did I miss something?

A/N: Well, whaddya think? I think it's a pretty good beginning, now all I have to do is continue it. Many fanfics end after one chapter, so I really need to just try to get this thing off the beginning stage and onto the fast lane. Read and Review, and bookmark this page; I'll try to have the new chappie out by tomorrow! Reviews really, really help! *hinthint* See yaz!