Notes: Okay, a lot of you probably want to see the rooms. I tried just putting it here, in the story, but the formatting on all the different websites just kills it. -_-;;;; So, I COMPLETELY simplified it to just this, with no walls, and no rooms, just placements of names. -_-;;;;; okay, I know, it's lame. But I was starting to feel guilty because of all the continuous emails requesting the picture of the rooms. Well, here it is, in all its simplicity:

Mysterious Room Miroku

Kikyo Shippo

Kouga Inuyasha

Naraku Sesshomaru

Jaken Kagome

Sango Laundry Room

Yea, it's lame. There IS a mysterious room, you'll see, and a huge section will be dedicated to it one day…

Disclaimer: Okay, someone asked me if I had ever been to Fluffy Mag: Yes, I have. But this story idea was not taken from there. If you search under the 'Inuyasha' category at Fanfiction.net or any other fanfic site, you'll find a whole lot of Survivor-based fics out there. *^-^* However, now that you say that……-_-. I have no idea where this idea came from. *sighs* Oh well, might as well add it here:

I do not own Inuyasha OR any references I may have included to Fluffy Mag's, Big Buttocks. (Okay, don't ask…either way, theirs is still 500x better then mine.)

R&R: I hope everyone's not TOO mad at me for leaving this story alone for a while. *sweatdrop*

On!

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Survivor: Modern- Day Villa

By: elementalspirit125/Elementsofmine

Chapter Eight

Girl's Skit Time! (Or Not)- 4:00

*Everyone cheers enthusiastically as the boys take their bows, Miroku repeatedly bending over to try and catch the attention of Sango. It doesn't work*

[Wonderful! Very funny! Let's see…that'll be 100 points a piece to each of the boys. Okay, now it's time for the girls!

*a large curtain suddenly falls down from the ceiling, hiding everything from view*

[But first, while we set up for the girls, it's time for a late lunch.]

*Everyone's stomach gurgles pitifully, a reminder of last time's dinner…*

[Oh come now, we were being sued for food abuse by the Department of Food and Agriculture so we restocked the kitchen.]

*As cast scrambles off, we hear the speaker having a few last words to itself…*

[So the meat were a little purple, so what? And the yogurt's color was a little off; who cares? Maybe there was a mix-up at the yogurt factory and they made it a different flavor. Different flavor, different color, does it really matter? Brown's not so far from pink… Abuse of foods, heh….]

Lunch- 4:10

Kagome (nervously): Ah….

Sango: Uh…

[Huff…*impatiently* Oh come on, I give you my word, not one of these foods is even near the expiration date. ]

*However, the cast continues to stare at the odd assembly of food placed all over the kitchen. Boxes of seemingly random-colored foodstuffs tip precariously over all the counters. Green boxes displaying purple cookies being held in the hands of happily smiling children balance on one shelf. Yellow boxes containing what seems to be flaky brown chips of dirt topple over other strangely decorated containers, including one case of soft drinks that seem to have dancing mushrooms adorning the sides*

Inuyasha: What's that crap?

[We had a price cut, since people stopped watching the Survivor show, so we had to go cheap and buy at Cheapie- Mart for our food. Enjoy!]

*and with that, a faint cracking noise signals the speaker box's leave. The cast continues to stare at the strange food*

Naraku (picking up a container): I think…this one says marshmallows, but it's in a different language…

Sesshomaru (leaning over to read): Naw, it's in pig latin. Can't you read? It says 'Ellomay outhay ithway olkapay otday orkpay indsray'

Cast: …

Jaken: Mellow out with polka-dot…

Kikyo:…pork rinds?

Cast: -_-;;;;

Shippo (starting to cry): Mommy, I don't wanna eat no orkpay indsray!

Kagome (petting Shippo): It's okay, shh, we won't have to eat any nasty-colored food. Inuyasha and Naraku will cook some nice food for us, right?

<Inuyasha and Naraku blanch at Kagome's glare>

Naraku (sputtering): Wait just a minute, I refuse to cook with this-

Inuyasha (slapping Naraku and whispering fast): Ahou! Do you really think we have a chance here?

*Naraku glances at the furious Kagome*

Naraku (weakly): Eh, that's right, you guys go on ahead, I bet we'll make something…

Inuyasha (whining): But I want to watch the next skit.

Sesshomaru: Here, go on, I'll cook with Naru- poo.

Kagome (chattering to Shippo): Here, how about this, to make you happy, we'll let you be in our skit!

Shippo: Yea, I don't wanna be with no stinking frog-face anyway.

Jaken (screaming): You take that back!

*cast departs back into living room, leaving Sesshomaru and Naru-poo to figure out some concoction.*

A mere five minutes later…

Sesshomaru (happily): We're done cooking, so let's start the play and eat after!

Girl's Skit

'She Wore An…'

Characters:

Kikyo- Model #1

Sango- Model #2

Kagome- Model #3

Shippo- Reporter and Spokesman

Mystery Person From The Audience- Burglar

Shippo (ecstatic): Welcome to the fifth annual She-Wore-An-Itsy-Bitsy-Teensy-Weensy-Yellow-Polka-Dot-Bikini Swimsuit Modeling Competition where all the beautiful girls will freak out your mind! Watch as these stunning curves, luxurious lines, appealing skin teases our eyes and makes us wan-

*Shippo, who is dressed as an everyday reporter with a pen stuck in his ear and a notebook shaking wildly in his hand, is cut off with a look from Kikyo, who's head has appeared behind the curtain. She does a quick slicing movement, jabbing her finger at the 'audience'. Inuyasha and Kouga seem to be having extreme nosebleeds. Sweating-dropping slightly at the glares Naraku, Sesshomaru and Jaken are giving him, Shippo bravely gulps and tries to continue*

Shippo (nervously trying to avoid the incriminating stares emanating from Jaken, Naraku, and Sesshomaru): Er…without further ado, let's begin!

*Sesshomaru, Naraku, and Jaken yawn, not caring who sees them doing so. Obviously, this type of information doesn't do much for them. Naraku and Sesshomaru immediately begin a snuggle session while Jaken looks on perturbed. After watching them for a while (Jaken: Bleargh…), he comes up with an idea. Inuyasha and Kouga are busy drooling, Naraku and Sesshomaru are...er… just plain busy, so no one notices when he sneaks off*

Kikyo (leaping out from behind the curtain): Hey!

Shippo: First off, the lovely Kikyo, wearing today's hottest fashions!

*Inuyasha and Kouga clonk heads in their haste to grab more tissues for their ever-growing nosebleeds. Kikyo saunters down the catwalk, wearing what looks like two strips of material around her top and lower section*

Shippo (nodding his head while taking notes): Hmm, hmm, highest quality fabric, lovely figure, even better walk, hmm, hmm. What do you say, judges?

*Inuyasha and Kouga flash cardboard signs depicting the number 10 each*

Shippo: Next, we have the ever beautiful, Sango!

*Sango walks, out, this time with an even skimpier swimsuit, which seems to have mere triangles on the top. Miroku, who has been awfully silent until now, leaps up from behind the couch and promptly begins to try and grope Sango, who is petrified with fright*

Shippo: Er…

*However, Inuyasha and Kouga immediately grab Miroku and attempt to stuff him into the couch headfirst. Sitting on the pillows on either side of Miroku, Miroku can only dangle his legs uselessly and flop his arms a bit. His heads remains under the couch*

Sango: Thank you, thank you!

Shippo: Judges?

*Inuyasha and Kouga hoot gleefully. Miroku kicks his legs a bit more. Meanwhile, throughout the commotion, a burglar seems to have invaded the bedrooms…*

Burglar: Hmm…where to start, where to start…

*The burglar pauses at the end of Kikyo's bedroom. Seeing one more door, he stops*

Burglar: Hmm…

*Carefully turning the doorknob, he finds that it's locked*

Burglar: Wha…? If it's locked…it must be really important!

*After many whacks and knocks and bruises, the burglar becomes impatient. So he decides to change his method…*

Burglar (screaming): Let me in you stupid door!

*the door swings open*

Burglar: o.O;;;;

*Inside, you see a gleaming pedestal, where a golden hat is located. Soft music seems to be playing, and everything revolves around that one hat. In fact, the music seems to be telling him to pick up the hat…to put on the hat…just to hold it...and ignore the writing that's on the side of the hat…*

Burglar: Hmm..

*Without a second thought, the burglar jams the hat onto his head. Nothing happens*

Burglar (angrily): Stupid hat!

*And with that he leaves, first placing the golden hat back on it's stand. However, what he doesn't see is that the hat seems to glimmer slightly when the door closes. On one side of the hat, a label reads, 'Perversity'. With a glimmer, the words rub off and change into 'Monstrosity.' *

Meanwhile…

Shippo: Alright, and now, it's time for the last model. And here she is, Ms. Kagome Higurashi!

*However, before Kagome has a chance to step out to perform her walk, a dark figure runs across the stage and grabs her*

Burglar: Haha! I've found her, my mate!

*And with that, the burglar disappears*

Inuyasha: Kagome!

Kouga (scratching his chin): Something strange is going on here…

Naraku: Not including the food?

Kouga: Not including the food.

Miroku: Mmfh…glfph!

Inuyasha: You're right! We should check up on the other girls! *grabbing Shippo, who's crying* Where's the girl's dressing room?

Shippo: Hic…it's..hic…in *weep* Kikyo's room…

*and with that, the cast runs off to Kikyo's room. Naraku, Sesshomaru, Inuyasha, and Kouga bound into Kikyo's room*

Inuyasha: ^-^

Kouga: ^-^

Sesshomaru: O-O

Naraku: X .X

*entering Kikyo's room, you see that it really has become a dressing room. Various pieces of….clothing are strewn every where, topsy- turvy. Bathing suits flop over all the chairs and more unmentionables are strewn over the floor*

Sesshomaru (outraged): Why does Kikyo get all the pretty clothes?!

Naraku (staring at the posters of random anime girls on the walls): Wonder if those are real…

*Sesshomaru slaps Naraku*

Inuyasha: *drool*

Kouga: *drools more then Inuyasha*

Inuyasha: *drools more then Kouga who was drooling more then him*

Kouga: *drools more then Inuyasha who was drooling less then him before*

*as these four are being detained by Kikyo's room, they fail to notice that Miroku has escaped the grasps of the couch*

Miroku: Hmm…now where's Sango?

*checking upon all the rooms, he comes to a frightening conclusion: Kikyo, Sango, and Kagome are all missing!*

Miroku (bawling): Now who will I grope? *mind flashes to Jaken* Ew…wait. Jaken…come to think of it, where is he?

Miroku= 250

Kagome = 100

Shippo = 150

Inuyasha = 200

Sango = 100

Naraku = 250

Sesshomaru = 250

Jaken = -600

Kikyo = 80

Kouga = 200

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Last Note…

Okay, Lately, I've been writing to a wonderful anime music video called, 'Euphoria.' Go onto www. animemusicvideos. org (without the spaces, no site links allowed on Fanfiction.net) and check it out!