InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Sweet, Sweet Love ❯ Chapter 1 ( Chapter 1 )

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Sweet, Sweet Love

Chapter 1

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha

Authors Note's: Yeah, I'm getting carried away. I was reading those Sessh/Kag one-shots where the obvious happens. No offence to anyone there some are really good, believe me, but I couldn't help but make fun of a few. This is just chapter 1, I plan on making a couple more.

Kagome ran away from the spot she'd been standing from for the last few minuets. Tears stung her eyes, as they stated to fall. In front of her Inuyasha and Kikyo were doing the naughty thing, stuff that isn't supposed to be shown in front of children, because of there lack of common sense and huge amount of curiosity. Of course being the nice girl she is, she just ran away instead of sitting Inuyasha to hell herself. On top of that she got lost running in the forest, because going to the well would have been a good choice, but she needed it to be suspenseful for the readers. Everywhere tree branches hit her and she finally fell on a root, twisting her ankle. Normally she would yell to Inuyasha to come save her, but because she lacks common sense in this story she knocks herself unconscious by hitting a rock that was magically put there by a plot hole. Soon Lord Fluffy Mc Stick Up His Ass, I mean Sesshomaru pops out of the trees and `spots' Kagome. No, he tells himself he hadn't been following her because she caught his attention and that she just had to get injured right in front of him, (keep telling yourself that bubs). Walking up to her he picks her up and flies away on his fluff cloud thing. Soon they descended at a large castle that had a bazillion flowers and ponds and rooms. Putting her in the one next to him, because all the other rooms are mysteriously full. Soon Kagome wakes up and notices she's not in Kansas, I mean unconscious in the forest anymore. Then she notices she's in some sleeping yukata that mysteriously was put on her. Doing the one thing Kagome did best, she screamed. Loud and long. Meanwhile Fluffy, well you now his name, hears the scream and goes to Kagome's room. He stands there at the door and they kind of look at each other, gold and blue clashing. “Miko, I don't know what you did to This Fluffy but now I'm madly in love with you and just want to go at it like dogs in heat” he says in his cold, deep, luscious, sexy, I could go on, voice of his. “Ah, Fluffy Butt I love you to, and I'm all for the dogs in heat part” says Kagome as she launches herself at him. And they stayed that way for the rest of the night.

The next morning, they wake up and Kagome looks in the mirror as does Fluffy. “WOW!” she exclaims.” I'm a miko, demon, Inu, Kitsune, celestial being/ fire, ice, wind, earth elemental with red, blue, green, gold eyes and my black hair has a bazillion other colors that would take to long to say or in this case write” she says(that made no sense but that was the point). Soon Jaken the little toad waddled in and squawked (cause we all know toads waddle and squawk) “Naraku is on the way” Fluffy kicks him in the head and declares that he shall now be the true hero of this manga and anime and I guess this story too. They meet Naraku and fight and Kagome kills him with her Demiko powers in one shot. Wow she did it so easily too. Going home they returned to bed and continued what they started the night before. ^--^

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5 Years Later

Fluffy and Kagome lived happily ever after having two children. One girl named Gomes-Chan and one boy named Fluffy-Chan. They forgot all about the shard hunting group and the Shikon Jewel because they were always to busy going at it like dogs in heat again, again and again.

The end.

Author's Note: I know Kagome sounds like a dip-shit and Sessh is way out of character but it's a parody what d'ya expect. I'll hopefully have more out soon. Ja-ne, Hellfire95X