InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Switch! ❯ Miroku again? ( Chapter 8 )

HAH! I REFUSE TO PUT A DISCLAIMER!! WHATCHA GOING TO DO NOW!! HUH? MWAHAHAHA!

(A bunch of policemen invades and starts to tickle me) NOOOO! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!

FINE!! Disclaimer: I don't own zip ok!? Except Jen-Jen >=D

(Backstage)

Sesshoumaru: (still in Rin's Body) Hmmmm, I wonder what kind of box this is? (turns it on) AHHHHHHHHH!! THE PICTURES ARE ALIVE!!

Liz.Q: WHAT THE HELL ARE U DOING MY NEW TV?

Rin: (still in Sesshy's body) TeeVee? What is a TeeVee?

Sesshoumaru: Yea. What is this Devil Box?! I swear I saw people in there!

Liz.Q: A TV or Television is an electronic system of transmitting transient images of fixed or moving objects together with sound over a wire or through space by apparatus that converts light and sound into electrical waves and reconverts them into visible light rays and audible sound.

Sesshoumaru & Rin: What?!

Jen-Jen: Dude even I didn't understand that!

Liz.Q: (sigh) Never mind then, let's continue with show, Jen-Jen!

Jen-Jen: Hai! Liz.Q-sama! Why did I say "Liz.Q-sama"? (Hai=Yes)

Liz.Q: I think it's kind of respectful =D anyways put something on the TV for Rin. While me, Lord Puffy Fluffy Pants, and Kanna continue with the show!

Jen-Jen: Hai!

(At the show)

Kanna: (cough and still in the deadpan voice) And (cough) here's our host (coughs again) Liz.Q! (Whispers) Liz.Q, I think I have the cold.

Liz.Q: Nonsense! You're fine! (Gives a hard pat on Kanna's back) Kanna? Kanna!

Kanna: (X_@);;;

Liz.Q: (laughing nervously) hehe oops. Anyways Hiya Everybody!!

Audience: Hi Liz.Q!!!!!

Liz.Q: Today we have our favorite monk! Please welcome Miroku!!

Miroku: Two questions: Why am I back into this show and second, WHAT HAPPENED TO KANNA!?

Kanna: (being rushed into the hospital) c-c-a-n-d-d-y…

Liz.Q: Kanna has a "cold" and second you're back into the show cause of that dude (points at Shadowthewindadept)

Shadowthewindadept: Hi!! (Waving)

Miroku: (sweat drops)

Liz.Q: Anyways today you will be switching with (Sesshy does a horrible drum roll) Dude u can't drum roll!

Sesshoumaru: Hey I am not even being paid for this!!

Liz.Q: (sigh) ok whatever, anyways Miroku, you will be switching with Sango! For real this time!

Miroku: Are you sure…before you said that last time and I got switch the frog!

Jaken: Frog youkai! Youkai! Not a typical frog, which I'm not of course…

Everybody: (sweat drops)

Sango: (sigh) why me?

Liz.Q: WHY YOU!!? I LOST TWO OF MY CO HOSTS! ANYWAYS SWITCH!!

(POOF)

Miroku: (who is now on Sango's body) Hello you two (evil smirk)

Sango: (who is in Miroku's body) Why you pervert!!!!! (Hits him with the staff thingy that Miroku has)

Miroku: (@_@)#

Sango: That's better (cleaning of hands until the beads fell out) OOO NOO!!! THE AIR VOID!!!

(The audience being sucked in)

Liz.Q: AHHHHHHHHHH NOT AGAIN!! MY BEAUTIFUL RATINGS!! GONE!!

Sesshoumaru: Man I wish I were them.

Liz.Q: That's it u two out!! (POOF) Until next time of course >=D

Sango and Miroku: (Back at their olf bodies) Trust me we don't wanna come back!

Miroku: (Touch Sango's chest)

Sango: HENTAI!! (hits him with the boomerang)

Miroku: (@_@)#

(Rin comes storming in)

Sesshoumaru & Liz.Q: What's the matter, Rin?

Jen-Jen: Well I showed her the episode when she got kidnapped and then during the show she found out that Sesshoumaru didn't really care about her when she got kidnapped! Poor Rin.

Sesshoumaru: THAT'S A LIE!! I ONLY SAID THAT TO SCARE NARAKU!! I DIDN'T MEAN IT!! RIN, COME BACK HERE!! THESE STUPID STUBBY HUMAN LEGS!!

Kohaku: (backstage comforting Rin) There There, I know something that will cheer u up, if u get back to your old body. ;D

Sesshoumaru: GET WAY FROM HER U HENTAI!!

Kohaku: And whatcha going to do? Do my hair?! OO I'm so scared! Hahahaha- (Sesshy kicked him) OW THAT HURT! THAT'S IT! YOU'RE GOING DOWN LITTLE GIRL!!

Sesshoumaru: BRING IT ON!!! (remember he's still in Rin's Body)

(Sesshoumaru and Kohaku kicking and screaming) (A/N: Just imagine two little kids fighting and then put Rin's and Kohaku's faces on them >=D)

Liz.Q and Jen-Jen: Man I feel sorry for u Rin.

Rin: (nods in agreement) The truth is that Rin wasn't mad at Sesshoumaru-sama, I just needed to go the potty.

This chapter is a request from Shadowthewindadept =D