InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Switcharound ❯ Chapter 1

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“You broke my new bike!”

“Well, you just HAD to put it in front of me when I did my kongosouha attack!”

“So?? That doesn't give you the right to smash it!”

“So??? How was I supposed to know that my attack is so strong??”

“SIT BOY!”

Kagome sighed. Another typical argument with Inuyasha. When will it ever end? She took one last look at her smashed and twisted bike and went to Sango. Sango and Miroku were sitting on a fence. They were far away, so Kagome couldn't hear what they were talking about, but she did hear the scream from Sango.

“How dare you! You perverted monk!”

The scream was followed by a round of slaps. Another typical scene. Kagome sighed. She walked over to Sango.

“Want to take a walk? The weather is nice today.”

“Sure. I'd do anything to get away from that perverted monk.”

They walked over to the little stream. Kagome stared at their reflections. Sango was so… tough looking, and she was just… too soft looking. She wished she could be tougher, like Sango. What if we switch places for a day? I can cope with Miroku… I think... At least it's easier than putting up with Inuyasha…

“Hey Sango, I just had this crazy notion that everything will work out if we switch for a day.”

“What do you mean?”

“What I mean is, I'll be you for a day, and you'll be me for a day. What do you say?”

“Sounds good to me. I'll do anything to get away from that perverted monk.”

Kagome smiled. Things are going to work out after all. She and Sango sat by the stream and exchanged weapons and clothing. Boomerang in hand, she walked over to Inuyasha. Or at least she tried to walk. The boomerang was so heavy that she couldn't even lift it off the ground, let along walk with it.

“Sango, how do you lift this thing?”

Kagome looked over at Sango. She was struggling with the bow and arrows. Every time she tried to shoot it, the arrow flies off at random directions. By this time, Miroku and Inuyasha had come to watch. Sango shot the arrow into the air again. Inuyasha watched as it flew off with extreme speed, and land on his head, head first.

“Ouch! Watch who you're shooting! I'm not a human target!”

“Oops… Sorry.”

Sango shot the arrow again. Again, it landed on Inuyasha's head. Inuyasha grew furious.

“Ouch! Watch your aiming! Can't you aim at someone else, say Kagome, instead?”

Kagome glared at him.

“Sit boy!”

Crash. Inuyasha fell to the ground. Miroku watched this with great interest. He walked over to Kagome.

“You look good in that suit. Will you bear my child?”

Kagome jumped as Miroku tried to act perverted again.

“Sit boy!” Kagome shouted, automatically.

Inuyasha was just getting up from the hole in the ground, only to fall back in and create a bigger hole.

Sango walked over to Miroku and gave him a slap.