InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Talk Show! ❯ Day 8 ( Chapter 8 )

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(Everyone unconscious)

Naraku: Mu hu hu ha ha! I knocked everyone out, with knockout gas! I'll take these!

(Takes Shikon Jewel Shards from Kagome)

(Accidentally presses the call button)

(CALL)

Caller: Damn you Naraku, you evil youkai!!!

Naraku: Mu hu hu ha!

(A long dooot)

Naraku: That was most unpleasant

(Kikyo comes in)

Naraku: Good to see you (Smirk)

Kikyo: Well, I am not, what I want to see is to see you dead

Naraku: Let's see you fight your beloved Inu Yasha!

(Shape-shifted into Inu Yasha)

Inu Yasha/Naraku: Die Kikyo!

Kikyo: I will never fall for such trickery!

(Places arrow on bow)

Inu Yasha/Naraku: No! Kikyo, don't! Don't you know I love you?

Kikyo's thought: He is foolish!

(Hugs Naraku/Inu Yasha)

Inu Yasha/Naraku: You actually believed me? Ha! How stupid!

(Slashes her)

Kikyo: Ah!

Inu Yasha: How foolish!

(Kikyo made some coffee, painfully, and dropped a pill in)

Kikyo: At least do me a favor and drink this coffee I made with my bare hands!

Naraku: Fine! Besides, poison does not affect me if you dropped anything in there!

(Naraku laughs maniacally, grabs cup and swallows the fluids)

Kikyo: Osuwari!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Naraku osuwaris, 19 feet below)

Kikyo: Speak!

(From down below)

Naraku/Inu Yasha: What trickery has befallen me?

Kikyo: Ah shadap!

Naraku: jsdhfjhsjkjshdkisdjh
Kikyo: Ha! Ow! (Looks at wound)

Kikyo: Souls!!! (Souls gather and heal her wound)

Kikyo: Oh and throw your sorry ass out the window!

(Naraku throws his sorry ass and followed by his other body parts out the window)

(CALL)

Caller: Hip hip hurrah! Naraku's devastated! Go Kikyo!

(Background claps)

Kikyo: Thank you all

Caller: No, we thank you! Seeya!

(A long dooot)

Kikyo: Well, I succeeded for today, wait till Inu Yasha hears about this, he'll be impressed!

(Kikyo retrieved the sacred jewel shards)

TO BE CONTINUED…

 

A/N- Hope you enjoyed that one, for Kikyo fans, I loved writing the ass kicking part! REVIEWS!!!!