InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Talk Show! ❯ Day 14 ( Chapter 14 )

A/N-More reviews!! Whoopee!

The EternalHyper -Sorry! I have my chapters all written down on paper and I don't think I can change it but I guaranteethat he and Ayame will be together onthis chappie, somewhere…sorry! Please don't get angry! I'm going to make sure Koga-kun is going to be in the story! (Determinedface)

InuYasha_Star -Thanks for the 2 reviews!

 

Angee: The phone lines are fixed!

Inu Yasha: Shit!

(Angee stares at him)

Inu Yasha: Miroku? Is it my imagination or did she just give me a cold stare?

Miroku: Well, obviously, a cold stare.

Inu Yasha: Oh…

Kagome: First phone call!

(CALL)

Caller: Konichiwa!

Everyone: Konichiwa!

Caller; I tried to get through to you people but I keep getting disconnected…

Sango: it's Naraku

Caller: I guessed it was him

Miroku: I would like to answer questions!

Caller: Okay, Miroku, why grope Sango?

Miroku: THIS CURSED HAND!!!

Caller: Okay, Sesshoumaru, what is that thing on your shoulder?

Sesshoumaru: It's my tail…

Caller: Oh, Angee, why make a talk show?

Angee: For fun!

Caller: Inu Yasha, why not quit?

Inu Yasha: (Groans) I'm on the f#cking damn contract

Caller: OOOOOOO, you said the F word!!!

Angee: Inu Yasha!!! How many times do I tell you not to say the F word???? There are kids watching!

Inu Yasha; I could care less!

Kouga: So, you could care less if I take Kagome?

Inu Yasha: Yes! No…

Kagome: Inu Yasha…

Inu Yasha: No…

Kagome: OSUWARIIIIII!!!!

(Inu Yasha, 50 ft under ground)

Kouga: Kagome…

(Kneels)

Kouga: Can you be my woman?

Ayame: KOUGAAAAAA!!!!!!

Kouga: Damn

Caller: I'm still here…

Angee: Oh, goodbye

Caller: Wha?

(A long dooot)

Ayame: Kouga, you promise you would mate me!!!!

Kouga: Ermm

Ayame: Kouga! Pick!

Kouga: Ummm

Kagome's thoughts: Pick her! Pick her!

Inu Yasha: Pick the wrong one…(holds on to Tetsaiga)

Ayame: And die…

Kouga: What the????

Ayame: I like finishing sentences! Okay?

Sesshoumaru: (Smirks)

Shippo: He nearly smiled!!!!

Angee: The apocalypse!! It's going to happen!

Inu Yasha: The smile! It burns!!!!!!

Angee: Wait! Let Kouga pick his woman and then run in terror of Sesshoumaru's smile!

Sesshoumaru: IT WAS A SMIRK!!!!!!!

Kouga: Umm…Reviewers please help me….

TO BE CONTINUED…

 

A/N- Reviewers! Help Kouga! Who shall he pick? I'll do the tally and see if he picks the right one! I need reviews for Kouga-kun's choice!