InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Talk Show! ❯ Day 18 ( Chapter 18 )

A/N- Happy Birthday to Kaorinu_Neko! I will write this chapter earlier, instead of one chapter a day! Thanks for the review! Thank all the fans of this fanfic! Oh and Angee and Kagome's plan will be on this chapter! Mu hu hu ha!

Angee: Konichiwa, gang!

Everyone: Konichiwa!

Kagome: Has anyone seen Inu Yasha?

Angee: Well, hate to break it to you but I saw Inu Yasha, sneak out with Kikyo, after the broadcast!

Kagome: WHAT?????

Miroku: Come to think about it, but I heard him order spaghetti in the lunchroom

Shippo: Inu Yasha's going to get it now!
Kagome: INU YASHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Inu Yasha comes in)

Inu Yasha: What's up?

(Kagome steaming)

Sesshoumaru: Run, Inu Yasha, run.

Inu Yasha: For what?

Kagome: OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! (A/N- I got tired of typing OSUWARI! So I right clicked it and copied then paste! Smart idea, Ehh?) OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI!

(A million Osuwaris later)

(Inu Yasha, 100ft in the ground)

Inu Yasha: Oi…

Everyone: Tsk, tsk!

Inu Yasha: What the (Blare horn) did I do?????

Angee: Kissing with a clay body!

Inu Yasha: What?

Sango: We mean Kikyo!

(Kagome, running to her dressing room)

Sesshoumaru: Your woman dumped you

Inu Yasha: She is not my woman!!!!

Sesshoumaru: Then the clay body is?

Inu Yasha: Kikyo? Yea…No!

(Sesshoumaru shrugs)

Miroku: How many times do we tell you this that Kikyo is dead! D-E-A-D! DEAD!!

Angee; First phone call! (Breaking the conversation)

(CALL)

Caller: Hey! I was trying to call you people! What happened?

Angee: We had some issues

Caller: Oh…Okay, I have a question for Inu Yasha, why don't you dump Kikyo and love Kagome?

Inu Yasha: Umm…

Caller: Well, that obviously means that you love Kikyo more! Wait till I tell Kagome!

Inu Yasha: She's going to say osuwari!

Kagome: Say what?

Caller: Inu Yasha likes…

(A long dooot)

(Inu Yasha raises his elbow off the done button)

Angee: Why'd you?

Inu Yasha: my bad

Kagome: Say what??

Sango: Tell her Inu Yasha

(Inu Yasha stomps off)

Shippo: What a stubborn Inu

Inu Yasha: I heard that!

Kagome: (Still confused)

Angee: Uhh… We have a problem…

Miroku: What sort?

Angee: The sort when Naraku kidnaps Rin and Sesshoumaru goes berserk!

Kagome: That is not good!

Shippo: What do we do?

Angee: Let's send Kagome!

Kagome: Why me?

Angee: You could calm Inu Yasha!

Kagome: Umm…

Angee: (Struggles to do the eyes) Please… For Rin's sake…

Kagome: Your eyes are almost perfect but for Rin's sake! I'll go! Oh and I want a raise!

Angee: Fine! Just save the cute little girl of our plan!

Kagome: Oh, boy…

(Went to Naraku's hideout, well at least it used to be, cause Sesshy destroyed most of it)

Kagome: (Gulp)

(Walks closer to Sesshy)

Kagome: Ehh, Sesshoumaru-SAMA calm down…

Sesshoumaru: (Struggles to regain his calm form, oh and if you haven't noticed his eyes are red)

Kagome: Oh, I better do this right! I hope Rin taught this right! Well, she invented it!

(She does the dreaded eyes)

Sesshoumaru/youkai's thought: Don't look at those eyes… Don't! Don't! Damn, I looked at the eyes!

(Sesshoumaru regains his normal form)

Sesshoumaru: I recognize that look

Kagome: Rin taught, Angee and I how do that.

Sesshoumaru: With that look, Rin could escape herself

Kagome: Speak of the devil

Sesshoumaru: Ahem

Kagome: Angel, there she is!

Rin: Rin did the eyes! Bad man let me goï¼

Kagome: Atta girl!

(Back at studio)

(Kagome just finished telling them about the eyes)

(Miroku tried it on Sango) (It backfired) (Slap)

Sango: That looked like a cute crocodile!

Miroku's thought: She called me cute! Handsome is better, but I can handle cute!

Angee: Miroku, don't even think about it! She meant that as a diss!

Miroku: She still likes me!

Angee: Uh huh

Kagome: Angee! Are you ready?

Angee: Operation cuteness!

Kagome: Remember, I'm using Inu-kun and you Sesshy (Giggle)

(Somewhere else)

Inu Yasha: Do you guys know what the girls are talking about?

(A/N- If you guys are confused why Inu Yasha is outside, It's because, it passed 2 hours and Inu Yasha and Kagome patched things up)

Sango: No clue

Sesshoumaru: Even my superior hearing cannot catch a word

Inu Yasha: Angee must have put a sound barrier around them

Miroku: She can't do that!

Sango: She can! She's the author of this fanfic! She is like kami!!! (God)

(Inside the sound barrier)

Angee: Okay! We're set!

(They stepped out of the barrier)

Angee: (Walks towards Sesshy)

Kagome: (Walks towards Inu Yasha)

Inu Youkais: Uh oh

(On cue, they both did the dreaded cute eyes)

Inu Yasha: Ah, it burns!

Sesshoumaru: I'll do anything! Just stop it!

Girls: Anything?

Inu Youkais: Uh oh…

Angee: Come on girls! Get your makeup cases!!! Evil!!!!! Seeya viewers!

 

A/N- happy birthday, Kaorinu_Neko! I hope you enjoyed this!!!! Mu hu hu ha!!!!!!!!!!!!