InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Talk Show! ❯ Day 23 ( Chapter 23 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: IYGU
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 07.28.2005 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.6K | Visits: 188 | Status: Completed

Janitor: Could you guys be cleaner?
Angee: It's your job!
Janitor: Hmph! (Walks away)
Kagome: Now what?
Inu Yasha: Why not relax in the Canadian sun?
Angee: Lazy mutt
Koga: That's what I always say
(Inu Yasha fell asleep)
Shippo: Hey (Starts poking Inu Yasha)
Angee: Umm… First phone call
(CALL)
Caller: Hey!
Gang: Hi!
Caller: You guys are Japanese, right?
Gang: Yep
Caller: Then why talk English?
Gang: We're used to it
Angee: Your name?
Caller: Why?
Angee: So we can trace you if you prank phone call
Caller: oh… My name is Carina Makie
(Angee wrote her name down)
Kagome: Any questions?
Caller: How are you?
Kagome: Fine
Inu Yasha: Bored
Sesshoumaru: Fine
Shippo: Great!!!! (Ate too much candy)
Sango: Can't get any better
Koga: Irritating (Stares at Ayame, trying to put a wedding ring around his finger)
Ayame: Great
Miroku: Good (Gropes all the girls butts, it took some skills for all at once (A/N- Ugh!!)
(SLAP)
Girls: PERVERT!! HENTAI!!!!! HOUSHI!!!!!!
Rin: Umm. I'm fine!
Jaken: Down in the dumps (Literally)
Caller: My favourite characters are Kagome and Inu Yasha!
Kagome: Thanks!
Inu Yasha: Finally, they talk about me!
Koga: Inu Yasha, always wanting to be in the center of attention! Unlike me, right Kagome?
Kagome: Err… (Sweat drops)
(Ayame is ready to erupt her pretty little red head)
Caller: Ummm… Bye!
(A long dooot)
Angee: Next call
Caller: Konichiwa!!!
Inu Yasha: (Muttered) Finally a Japanese person!
Caller: Remember me? I'm Kounnatine!
Angee: Oh yeah!
Caller: I invite all of you to my wedding!!
Angee: Whom are you marrying?
Caller: Sesshoumaru, silly!
Angee: WHAT!!!
(A long dooot)
Everyone but Sesshoumaru: Oooo….
Kagome: Why didn't you tell us?
Sesshoumaru: (Silence)
Kagome: I'm helping Kounnatine pick a dress!!!! (Runs to a store, dragging Kounnatine)
Inu Yasha: You mean you've been secretly dating??????
Miroku: And did not invite us to the wedding?
Sesshoumaru: Did Kounnatine not invite you? And as if you care
Ayame: Sango! Let's go get the rings!
Sango: Right behind you!
Kikyo: I'll help pick the place! (Takes out a magazine for places of marriage) (Talks with Sesshy)
Inu Yasha: When did you guys start caring?
Angee: I'm providing the money!!
Inu Yasha: Where do you get the money?
Angee: From everyone phone call, $20.00, per call
Inu Yasha: I'd rather have jewel shards
Miroku: And shall Sesshoumaru-sama and Kounnatine-sama wed!!
(Applause)
Inu Yasha: Feh
(Kounnatine comes back with a dress in hand)
Kounnatine: And shall we be happy forever!!!
(CALL)
Caller(s): Congrats to the happy couple! YAHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Angee: Who told you?
Caller(s): 1 of us spied on you!
Angee: Trace the number!!!!!
(A long dooot)
Security: All we got is a 416
Angee: Toronto!!
Kikyo: I announced the wedding to all of the Inu Yasha fans!
Sesshoumaru: So many humans…
(Everyone, even the villains show up)
Villains: Congrats!
Angee: I'll count how much money we have!!
(A few minutes later)
Angee: $760.00!!!!!
Kagome: Whoa
Angee: Ummm…. Next call
(CALL)
Caller: Name's Kelly Andrews
Angee: Thanks
Caller: Congrats to the happy couple! Seeya later at the wedding!
(A long dooot)
Angee: We have $780.00 and for all viewers!! The marriage is in the next chapter!
Gang: Sayonara!!!!
TO BE CONTINUED…
 
A/N- is this unexpected????? Review!