InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Talk Show! ❯ Day 27 ( Chapter 27 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

By: IYGU

A/N- Thanks to all reviewers!!! Including the one for chapter 26!!!! Thanks Kagura615!!!! Okay! This is the second last chapter and the ending is very surprising! I know! I know! I repeated that last chapter! But, what the heck! Here are the review replies:

Kagura615: Thanks for the review!!! And here's what you missed when you went to the wrong room! Here is a piece of cake, some soda and a `Thank you for reading my story'card!! And here's the next chapter!

Disclaimer: I do not own Inu Yasha! If I did, Kikyo wouldn't exist!

Kagome: I say yes!!! Don't you remember, that there's a 50-50 chance?????

Sesshoumaru: Do you want her to die a death, of humans poking her insides with death tools?

Kagome: Blah, blah, blah! Let's get her the surgery!

Sesshoumaru: NO

Kagome: YES

Inu Yasha: I'm backing up Kagome!!!!!

Sesshoumaru: Oh really? She usually backs YOU up in battle!
Inu Yasha: VICE VERSA!

Both: Grr….

Sango: (Smacks her forehead) They've been at it for hours!

(Somewhere in the background)

Rin: Go fish!!

Naraku: Damn!

(Picks up a card)

Miroku: (Looks at watch) 3 hours exactly!

Sango: Where'd you get that watch?

Miroku: I was shopping around when this lovely lady…

(Cut off by Sango)

Sango: You flirted with her and she gave you this watch as a gift!

Miroku: Correct! Canadian ladies are sooooo generous!

Sango: (About to beat the living snot out of Miroku)

Shippo: (Sigh) I think I'm the only normal one here….

Kagome: that's it! We take a voting!
(Cast joins in)

(Debate lasted 4 hours)

(Jennifer comes in)

Jennifer: Ahem!

(Everyone stops and looks at her)

Everyone: yah?

Jennifer: You have 15 more minutes to decide if the surgery is a go!
Kagome: We decided to do a surgery!

Sesshoumaru: Hn

Jennifer: Okay!

(Led them to hospital, if you haven't noticed, they were at the studio)

Jennifer: Wait here

(Pointing to the waiting room)

(Walks away)

Rin: Who wants to play Go fish?

Everyone: Nah

Rin: (Whimpers) You are so mean!

Sesshoumaru: Let us all make Rin happy and play Truth or Dare

Rin: YAY!

Inu Yasha: Sesshoumaru! You picked the lowest of the low!

Rin: Let's play!

Everyone: (Shrugs) Sure

Rin: YAY! Me first! I dare Miroku, to not touch Sango for the whole entire day!

Miroku: WHAT?
Sango: Okay Rin, the favor you owe me, is now gone!
Rin: Yes!

Miroku: My turn, I dare Rin-chan to kiss Jaken!
Rin: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Jaken: No!

Rin: I have to do it…. (Kisses Jaken on the cheek) (Spits on the ground several times)

Everyone: GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Sango: My turn! I dare Kagome to… dress up as a chicken and…. run around the hospital saying `I'm a chicken and I like it!'

Kagome: CHICKEN SUIT????????????????

Nurse: Shh!!!

Kagome: Chicken suit?

Sango: You HAVE to do it!

Kagome: Fine, but where do I find a chicken suit?

Sango: I was prepared!

(Pulls out a chicken suit)

Sango: Mu hu hu ha!!!

Kagome: Wha-what????

Inu Yasha: Wear it!
Kagome: Fine!!!!!! (Stomps into bathroom)

Sesshoumaru: I would like to see this

Miroku: If only she was wearing….

Sango: Miroku….

Miroku: Eh heh…. If only I had a camera…

Sango: Better!

Miroku: (Sigh)

(5 minutes later or changing)

(Kagome stomps out)

Sango: Go for 10 minutes!

Kagome: Grr…

(10 minutes of total embarrassment later)

Kagome: (Flushes a deep red)

Inu Yasha: (Snicker)

Kagome: Osuwari! Sit! Cho! (Sit in Chinese) Rester! (Sit in French) Whatever!

(Bam, bam, bam, bam and…uh…bam?)

Sesshoumaru: (Smirk)

Kagome: My turn! I dare Inu Yasha and Sesshoumaru to HUG!!!!!!

Rin: No-oh!
Kagome: Ye-es! Mu hu hu ha!

Sesshoumaru: This Sesshoumaru SHAN'T embraces such a lowly, half-breed!!!!!!

Inu Yasha: What did you say??????? And no! I will not hug Sesshoumaru!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kagome: YOU HAVE TO CUZ I DID A DARE!!!!!!

(If you people are asking, `where are the truths???' I say, there is no truth!!! Dark Oracle! (Snicker))

Inu Yasha + Sesshoumaru: NO!

Kagome: Fine then! I'll say the S-word 10,000 times a day and Sesshoumaru! I'll sick Jaken on you!
Sesshoumaru: Fine! (Shudders)

Inu Yasha: Feh

Kagome: Okay! So everyone agreed!

Inu Yasha: Why do you people take my `Feh' as a `Yes?'

Kagome: Just hug!!!!!!!!!

(Sesshoumaru and Inu Yasha embrace for a split millisecond, but were caught on camera by Kagome, Miroku (Who really had brought his camera), Sango, and practically everyone else)

Kagome: BLACMAIL!!!!!!!!!

Sesshoumaru: My turn, (Glares at Kagome) I dare the human girl, to dress up as a purple dinosaur, of which I don't know the name….

Sango: Barney?

Sesshoumaru: Right! And run around, singing the theme song for 30 minutes!

Kagome: WTF????????

Nurse: There are children here!!!!

Kagome: Sorry

Ayame: You have to do it!

Koga: What is Barney?

Sango: Oh it's….

(Sees everyone staring at her)

Sango: A show that Rin and Shippo mentioned to me…Heh heh….

Rin + Shippo: but we didn't…

(Sango stuffs an apple in their mouths)

Sesshoumaru: (Giving death glares at Sango) Human, do the `dare'

Kagome: (Blare horn)

(Rin and Shippo spits out their apples)

Rin and Shippo: O_o She said the F-word!!!!!!

(Kagome runs and grabs Barney suit and ran in the bathroom, again)

Kounnatine: I'll check on Koouna!
(Walks to outside the surgery room)

Koouna: I'm sorry, so sorry!

(Repeats it)

Kounnatine: (Pats on back) It wasn't your fault! It was Naraku's!

Koouna: I'm sorry, so sorry….

(Sees Kagome in a Barney suit and laughs)

Kagome: Shut up

(Finished dare)

Inu Yasha: My turn!!!!! I dare Sango to hide in a box and pop up and scare an oncoming person and sing Yankee Doodle too!

Sango: Grr…

(Hides in box, scares a nurse)

Sango: Inu Yasha went to town, while riding on a pony, stuff a feather up his butt and calls him macaroni!

Inu Yasha: HEY!

(Laughter)

(Inside the surgery room)

(Bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep)

Doctor: Scissors!
(Jennifer hands him scissors)

Doctor: Pincers!

(Jennifer hands him pincers)

Doctor: Knife!

(Jennifer hands him a knife)

Doctor: 5 bucks!

(Jennifer digs into her pocket)

Jennifer: HEY!

Doctor: What? I wanted a coffee!

Jennifer: Okay…

(10 minutes later)

Doctor: Okay, you could disconnect the breathing mask now!

Jennifer: What breathing mask?

Doctor: Oh crap…

Jennifer: …

(Doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot)

Doctor: She's a goner…

Jennifer: How do we break this to a DEMON EXTERMINATOR, A MONK, DEMONS, A HALF DEMON, A KITSUNE AND A PRIESTESS????

Doctor: It was your fault that you didn't give her a breathing mask!

Jennifer: I didn't know where it was!!!

(Person came in)

Person: Doctor! You left the breathing mask at the front counter!

Doctor: Oh boy…

Jennifer: The doctor and I will be leaving this country, so find our replacements!

Person: Okay, should I tell the people out there that Angee is deceased (Dead)?

Doctor: Till we leave the country!
Person: Okay

(Left the country, later)

Person: Angee is…Dead….

Kagome: Nooo!!!!!!!

Inu Yasha: No-no…

Sesshoumaru: OMG

Person: Here's her insurance and will!

Angee's Will

Inu Yasha, I leave you all my ramen

Sesshoumaru can have my replica of Tetsaiga

Kagome, I leave you 5 pairs of prayer beads, try `em on Miroku

Shippo can have my Pokeys and crayons

Rin, I leave you, all my stuff, when I was your age, I can't believe I still had `em

Sango, I leave you with a clone of Kirara

Miroku, I leave you my magazines

Kirara, meow, meow, me-ow, cat food, meow, meow, meow, meow, k?

Kagura, I leave you with my heart, in your face, Naraku!!!
Koga, I leave you new running shoes

Ayame, I leave you a pair of prayer beads, if Koga ever looks at Kagome

Naraku, I leave you a conscience so bad, that it will turn you good! Mu hu hu ha!

Kounnatine can have my Sesshoumaru collection!

Koouna can have my torture devices!!

And everyone! I hope you enjoy your life!! Meow, meow, meow, cat food!!!

Kagome: Prayer beads?

Sesshoumaru: Tetsaiga…

Shippo: Crayons!!!

Rin: She (Sniff) gave me all her dolls!!! Wah!!!

Kagura: She gave me her heart??????

Kirara: Meow?

Miroku: Magazines…(Drools)

Sango: Sick `em, Kirara JR.!

Kirara JR: MEOW!

Miroku: Eep!!
Inu Yasha: Raaaman

Koga: Cool shoes

Ayame: Hehe… (Puts prayer beads over Koga)

Koga: WHAT??

Koouna: Torture devices? (Looks a Naraku)

Kounnatine: Cool!! A piece of Sesshy's hair!!

Sesshoumaru: WHAT?

Naraku: Have a nice day! WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME???? IT'S MY CONSCIENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TO BE CONTINUED…

A/N- what will happen next chapter? Is this even reality? Find out what that means, next chapter of `Talk Show!' Oh and I totally appreciate my brother's help!! He adds a wee bit of funny in each chapter! So thank him, too!!! Anyways! Review!