InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Target Practice ❯ Honestly ( One-Shot )

Disclaimer: Me? I own nothing but my twisted imagination...

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A/N: Could I avoid picking on everyone's favorite pervert, Miroku, for very long? Of course not! ^_^

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~Honestly~

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"I didn't mean to do it, I swear!" Miroku moaned, pleading with Sango to understand.

"Sure you didn't. I believe you."

"Honestly, I tripped and she was right in front of me! It was an accident!"

He only received a frigid glare in response to his efforts.

"Sango-chan, I'd hate to say it, but for once I think he really means it." Kagome added with some amusement as Inuyasha snickered.

Just then, the old woman Miroku had groped gave him a wide, flirtatious smile, revealing a mouth devoid of teeth.

Sango grimaced.

Perhaps he really hadn't meant it this time...

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I had way too much fun with this one! Poor guy, he'll probably get picked on a lot because he's one of my favorite characters in regards to humor. ^_^