InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Thanks, Stupid Chocolate ❯ Perverted Hand of the Amorous Monk, Miroku ( Chapter 2 )

Thanks, Stupid Chocolate

 

Chapter 2 ~ Perverted Hand of the Amorous Monk, Miroku

 

 

 

 

 

Miroku followed Inuyasha towards the lake.

`Stop scratching yourself. Kagome said it only gets worst!' Miroku reminded.

 

`I can't help it! You try getting these! Stupid chocolate!' muttered Inuyasha.

 

When they got there, Miroku told Inuyasha to strip off his clothes.

Inuyasha stared at him.

 

`You NEED to take off your clothes if you wanna wash off!' said Miroku.

 

`Fine, but turn around!' Inuyasha didn't feel like stripping with Miroku standing there, watching.

 

When Inuyasha got in to the water, Miroku followed.

 

`What are you doing?' asked Inuyasha, moving deeper into the water.

 

`To help you. What else would I be doing?'

 

`Help me with what?'

 

`To wash you. You said you can't wash and not scratch yourself at the same time and you needed help, didn't you?'

 

`Oh, yea…'

 

So Miroku started wiping Inuyasha with the cloth Kagome handed him earlier.

 

 

`You think it's save to let Miroku wash Inuyasha?' asked Sango.

 

`Yea, I don't think Miroku are into guys…I think' replied Kagome.

 

`I hope so…' answered Sango uneasily.

`We can't trust Miroku with us, but surely, he won't do anything stupid with Inuyasha…' reasoned Kagome.

 

`Yea, we can trust him with guys' Sango said. But she still wasn't sure.

 

Suddenly, Inuyasha's voice was heard throughout the area. `MIROKU!'

 

 

Inuyasha immediately jumped away from the monk. `I'm not a girl, Miroku. Don't tell me you grope guys too!'

 

`Ew, no! I'm just washing you!' Miroku said in disgust.

 

`Yea, whatever!' Inuyasha took a bigger step away from Miroku.

 

`I swear! I was just washing you! Seriously!'

 

`Right…'

 

`Oh come on, why would I grope you? You're a guy! I would rather save it for Kagome!'

 

`You will NOT touch Kagome! If you do, I'll kill you!' Inuyasha threaten.

 

`Okay, I'll save it for Sango!'

 

`You're disgusting Miroku. I don't want you to wash me anymore; go ask Shippo to come.'

 

`Fine…but I SWEAR I was JUST washing you'

 

 

The two girls sat in a stunned silence when they heard Inuyasha's voice.

 

`He…he grope guys too?' asked Sango nervously.

 

`I never knew Miroku was into guys!' said Kagome, surprised.

 

 

Miroku came back out of to the clearing where Sango and Kagome were waiting. `Seesh, I'm not that perverted. I'm not into guys. I didn't touch there, I was just near…oh well, at least I didn't get slap--'

His thoughts were cut off when he saw Kagome and Sango rushed up to him.

 

`Hey ladies…' he began, but was almost knock backwards when he felt two hands slapped him across both of his cheeks.

`You are the most disgusting, perverted monster I've ever met!' Sango said angrily.

 

`Girls aren't enough for you, you have to touch guys too?' questioned Kagome, almost as angry as Sango.

 

`Wait, let me explain!' Miroku quickly said, backing away from the angry girls. `I was just washing him! I was near it, I didn't even touch there! I'm not THAT perverted. I only do it to pretty girls…I'm not into guys! I swear!'

 

Sango and Kagome calmed down a bit, but still didn't believe him.

 

`Here, I swear that I am not into guys and I have never, and never will, touch guys in an inappropriate way. If I do, I shall be punished by not able to let any women bear my child.' Miroku vowed, seeing that both girls still didn't believe him.

 

The girls knew that he WAS telling the truth…not letting any women bear his child was serious…for Miroku.

 

`Okay, we believe you. Now go back and help Inuyasha!' cried Kagome.

 

`I can't, he doesn't want my help' answered Miroku.

 

`What? You can't leave him there! He's gonna scratch himself and he's not gonna get any better!' Kagome said, with a worried look on her face.

 

`But he did say that he wanted Shippo to go' remembered Miroku.

 

`I'll go get him!' Kagome said, as she stood up to go get Shippo.

 

Shippo was across the fields, picking blueberries and heard and knew nothing about what was happening back at the clearing. Lucky for him too, thought Kagome. She didn't want Shippo to know what happened about Miroku.

 

`Shippo! Come!' called Kagome.

 

`Huh? Okay! Coming!'

 

Kagome bent down and looked at Shippo.

`I have a really important thing I want you to do.'

 

`What?' Shippo asked importantly.

 

`…Miroku can't help Inuyasha, and Inuyasha wanted you to go help him'

 

`WHAT?! I'm not helping that meanie!' cried Shippo.

 

`But you have to, or he'll get worst! Come on Shippo, do it for me?'

 

Shippo sighed. `Fine, I'll do it. But I'm warning you…I don't know how to take care of people…I'm the one usually being taken care of…'

 

And with that, Shippo dragged himself towards the lake.