InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The adventures of Josh the Magic Cockroach ❯ Mariachi Band ( Chapter 1 )

Hi every one…my name is Josh and me and my friends at school wanted to write this RP story. So I hope you enjoy it. And it is my turn to write today…it will change throughout the story. Also…here is a index of what all the letters mean.

 

M: = Mizu (girl

St: = Steve (girl)

H: = Hikari (girl)

Y: = Yuki (girl)

C: = Cockroach (a demon that was turned into a cockroach…that is me by the way)

J:= Jazzy (girl)

E:= Erik (guy)

Sh:-= Shesshomaru (you all know who he is)

G: = Gir (little robot from Invader Zim)

 

More characters will come in later in the story. Now let's begin.

 

 

 

M: You know who we haven't seen in a while?

 

St: Who?

 

*mariachi band plays*

 

H: What is that?

 

M: O.o!! IT'S HIM!!

 

Y: Damn it…why me??!!!

 

St: WHO!!??

 

M: Josh the Magic Cockroach! *dances to “La Cucaracha”*

 

St: WHO!!!??? I CAN'T HEAR YOU PEOPLES!!!! *screams*

 

H: SHE SAID “ JOSH THE MAGIC COCKROACH!!! *yells*

 

“Mizu still dancing * *Mariachi band dances around Josh*

 

Y: I don't want to live!!!

 

*mariachi bands stops*

 

C: Hiya everybody…OWW! *gets stomped*

 

H: Why do you have a mariachi band following you?

 

*Mizu still dancing*

 

C: Because I was tired of being sprayed with that bug spray…now at least you know when I am coming.

 

St: Mizu stop dancing!!! *sigh* I'll take care of it. *walks over to Mizu and hit on head with rock*

 

M: *sniffles* I luffs that song…poo head.

 

G: O.o!! Josh! *grabs Josh* I wish I had a monkey! *rubs between hands*

 

C: ACK…HELP ME!

 

M: No!!! You'll hurt him!!

 

H: Peh…keep going Gir.

 

G: *eyes light up* Yes sir! *rubs between hands faster*

 

C: HELP!!!

 

M: NOOO!! *kicks Gir in the head* Jerk face!! *grabs Josh* I saved you! *glomps*

 

C: Ack!! Help me!! I need air…AIR!!!

 

Y: Ha…air? You don't NEED air! *evil glare* *grabs and squishes*

 

M: EEK!! No…your hurting him!! NOOO!!!

 

H: Peh…he's ok…if he can live through a nuclear war…surely he can survive Yuki.

 

*Mizu sobs while Yuki chases Josh with a fly swatter*

 

G: *burst into Doom song* Doom doom doom…doom doom doom doom!

 

St: *squee*

 

Girls: HUH???

 

G: Doom doom doom!

 

St: Shesshy *points*

 

*all together squee* *all run at Sesshy* Sessh!!!

 

Sh: Shit…OOFF! GET OFF OF ME!!

 

H: Ack…Steve...your knee is in my back!

 

St: Oh…sorry. *hugs*

 

Sh: *gets up* Ok…now…who's mariachi band was that?

 

M: Josh's!! *grabs and hugs*

 

C: WHY ME!!!

 

Sh: Oh…yeah…sorry but…I uh…killed them…when they saw me they started to sing and dance around me so…yeah…sorry.

 

*Josh and Mizu together* NOOOOO!!

 

St: OH MY GOD!!! THANK YOU!!! *glomps Sesshy*

 

Sh: Ummm…Steve…..can you uh…GET YOUR HAND OFF OF MY ASS!!!! *pushes Steve off*

 

St: *giggles* You have a firm buttay! HAHAHAHA…sorry!!!

 

J: Hello all.

 

Y: JAZZY!! *glomps*

 

St: Wait…where's Erik?

 

E: Here!

 

St: Erik! *glomps*

 

E: Eh…nice to see you too Stevies. *pats*

 

H: Umm…hi…I'm Hikari and this is...MIZU! Stop dancing with Gir on Sesshy.

 

M: WEEE!!! Oh…sorry…sorry Sesshy.

 

G: WOOOHOOO!! RIDE THE PIG!!

 

Sh: I'm not a pig!!!

 

G: *sniffs* YOU SMELL LIKE A BABY!!

 

Sh: Great…now…get…off…my…head!

 

G: *pouts* Aww…okeedoo! *skips off*

 

M: Oh…and this is Josh!

 

E&J: Who and where?

 

M: Right here…*points to ground* his name is Josh the Magical Cockroach!

 

J: Eeek!!! *jumps in Erik's arms and screams* EWWW!! GET IT GET IT GET IT!!

 

Y: With pleasure!! *grabs fly swatter* I'll get him! *chases Josh swatting him*

 

C: NOOOO!!! *runs away*

 

M: NOOO!! I NEED HIM!!

 

H: GO!! w00t!

 

Sh: OK!!

 

St: *walks over to Sesshy and grabs his ass*

 

Sh: GET YOU HAND OFF MY ASS STEVE!!