InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The allmight list of stupidness! ❯ i forgots ( Chapter 4 )

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THE ALMIGHTY LIST CONTINUES

Disclaimer~ I own shit

CHAPPY~ weeeeee I forgots

1. Sesshoumaru becomes a police officer (nice ass sesshy woo!)

2. Inu screaming in a flaming monkey suit saying "im a pretty woman!"

3. Koga eat monkey turd

4. Naraku after watching the movie American pie decides to try it himself and steal's a warm pie from Kagome and makes sweet love to it. (Yummy you wanna bite?)

5. Kikyou amazingly comes back to life but gets shot in the head by a hunter mistaking her for a deer.

6. Kikyou getting ran over by a speeding tractor trailer. (Muhahaha!)

7. Kikyou ate a rotten soul and got food poisoning. (Man im sure being evil to kikyou tonight folks (snicker) )

8. Sesshoumaru getting his nails done.

9. Sesshoumaru changing his name to Alota vigina.

10. Shippou dancing with flying meatloaf.

11. Rin secretly stealing sesshy's pot supply and smoking it herself.

12. Inu streaks his hair with a yellow highlighter.

13. Naraku sniffed my nail polish again V@.@V

14. Naraku ate my grandma's underpants.

15. Kohaku finally decomposes.

16. I ate kikyous soul stealers

17. Koga thinks pee tastes like limes.

18. I sold naraku to the dollar store for 50cents

19. I sold sesshy on ebay.

WELL MY BRAIN IS POOPPED FOR TONIGHT…..