InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The attack of the Killer plungers ❯ Kagomes pregnancy ( Chapter 1 )

Attack of the Killer Plungers

Kagome- Inuyasha!

Inuyasha- What? What did I do this time?

Kagome- You clogged the toilet up again!

Inuyasha- Whoops. That only happens when you're pregnant. So are you Kagome-koi?

Miroku- So what number would that be?

Inuyasha- I lost count after 10.

Shippo- Yeah. They screw every two minutes.

Kagome- That's not a good question to ask around Shippo- chan. SIT!

Miroku- And what number would that be? Seriously! :disappointed at the thought that Kagome-chan has done it again with Inuyasha. And also from the looks he had just gotten from his friends:

Kagome- :covers Shippo-chan's ears: For the first question…25. And for the second question…Lost count.

Miroku + Sango- :anime fall:

Shippo- Kagome-chan can I listen now?

Kagome- Not yet. Go to your room.

Shippo- I never get to have any fun.

Miroku- :whispers to Shippo-chan: I think Kirara is beginning to like you even more then usual.

Shippo- :blush:

Inuyasha- I heard that.

Miroku- :laughter like that of a geeks soon followed: Whoops.

Sango- What were you talking about?

Inuyasha- So Kagome-koi.

Kagome- What is it this time?

Inuyasha- Do you want to have some fun tonight?

Kagome- Meaning?

Inuyasha- He he

Kagome- :suddenly her common sense kicked in: If you mean what I think you mean…Maybe.

Inuyasha- :hopeful look:

Kagome- :long pause as she decided: SIT!

Miroku- She probably is pregnant.

Sango- Why do you say that?

Miroku- She's been really moody lately.

Kagome- :suddenly raging fire erupted behind her:

Miroku- See what I tell you. She's pregnant.

Sango- You're in deep shit now Hoshi-sama.

Miroku- Aren't you going to help me Sango-koi.

Sango- S…Sango…koi?

Suddenly the two females were chasing Miroku around the room. Until suddenly a foot appeared in front of him, making him trip. Spinning around trying to catch his balance he "accidentally" latched onto Sango's…:author clears throat: breats.

Miroku- :noticing where he had latched onto. And in his mind Heaven, until sudenly he was sent to hell when Kaede walked in and helped Sango up before she had enough time to realize what happened and had killed Miroku: What happened to your breasts?

Sango- They're on my chest. :not really thinking of what to say through her intense blushing:

Inuyasha- Whoops. Gomen ne.

Miroku- Don't be sorry Inuyasha. Kaede- baba should be the one apologizing.

Kaede- Why would I do that?

Miroku- I was sent to heaven and then hell because of Inuyasha and you.

Sango- Where's Kagome?

Inuyasha- Hope she's getting ready for tonight.

Miroku- :sensing Inuyasha's thoughts: Thinking of tonight now are we?

Inuyasha- Huh?

Sango- Hoshi what do you mean?

Miroku- What happened to the respect that I once so loved my koi?

Sango- You call that respect?

Inuyasha- How can he sense my thoughts like that?

Miroku- I could tell by the expression on your face.

Inuyasha- Nani?

Miroku- I'll explain later.

Kagome- Inuyasha- koi! SAVE ME.

All- What the hell was that?

Kaede- It's Kagome-chan.

Sango- We have to help her. Get your swords!

Inuyasha- I already have mine. And it's fully loaded.

Sango- How can you think of that at a time like this?

Miroku- Think of the children.

Kaede- What children. I don't see any.

Inuyasha- That ones that are either a sleep in their beds or in her stomach.

Miroku- So she is pregnant.

Inuyasha- :blush and look away: that was supposed to be secret

Sango- So you did get her pregnant. You bastard!

Inuyasha- It's not my fault. She's the one that wanted it. So don't blame me. It's not my fault she wanted my sexy body all night long and every night.

Sango- You had better not go into details.

Miroku- Sango- koi. Will you be that devoted to me too.

Sango- In your dreams. And what's with the koi?

Kaede- guys. Kagome- chan. Scream. Help.

Inuyasha- Whoops. I thought she was having her baby.

All- :anime fall: but still you should support her it dose hurt a lot.

Miroku- Sango-koi can we um…uh…uh…um well you know…um…uh…hehe…have children some day when we marry I mean once I propose.

Sango- No not in a million years but maybe: shakes her butt to tease him:

Miroku- Sango-koi will you marry me

Sango- Yes Houshi-sama

Kaede- May I remind you that Kagome-chan is in trouble.

Inuyasha- Wait a minute. :sniffs the air: Is that Kagome- koi's blood I smell?

Sango- :points: Look. It's coming out of the bathroom.

Inuyasha- Shit. And I just cleaned it.

Miroku- you've been reduced to that level. I feel sorry for you.

Kaede- KAGOME-CHAN. SCREAM. HELP.

Inuyasha- :scratches head: Oh yeah.

Miroku- We always get sidetracked don't we?

Kagome- INUYASHA! :voice fades away: Inuyasha!

Inuyasha- Kagome- koi. I will save you with my sidekick…:looks at Miroku:…Diaper Boy.

Miroku- I do cleaning and cooking, bit I don't do diapers!

Inuyasha- Well now you do.

Suddenly pink smoke appeared around Miroku and he was reduced to a chibi with a diaper and pacifier.

All- :stare:

Miroku- :suck…suck…suck. Followed by muffled words:

Kaede- What was that little one.

Miroku- :pulls pacifier out of his mouth: Why not Ango's?

Sango- KAWAII! Wait…what's that supposed to mean?

Kaede- First we need to save Kagome-chan and then we can talk this romance stuff.

Kagome- Inuyasha.

Inuyasha- Kagome! :bursts door open: Where is she?

Sango- There she is.

Miroku- In twe touwet?

Kaede- The plungers!

Inuyasha- Plungers?

Kaede- It must be part of Naraku's plan to get the Shikon no Tama back.

Inuyasha- I thought I killed that Bastard already. Oh well. Get to kill him again. Prepare me for battle diaper boy.

Miroku- :puts rose on Inuyasha's chest: Wou know dwa wules. Wight.

Inuyasha- :anger mark: I mean my the Tessaiga.

Miroku- Owky. :walks over to Inuyasha and puts hand down his pants: Now wewer is it?

Inuyasha- Get your hand out of there. Only Kagome- koi can go there.

All- :shock:

Miroku- Dawe it is. :pulls Tessaiga out of Inuyasha's pants.

All- :anime fall:

Inuyasha- Don't ever do that again.

Sango- Well it's your problem for putting it there.

Inuyasha- I lost the sheath so I had to put someplace.

Kaede- And that most likely was the most convenient place to put it. Right Inuyasha?

Sango- I know where your sheath is. It is in the toilet.

Kaede- Most likely the plungers took that as well.

Inuyasha- Come diaper boy. Let us go save both my sheaths. :jump:

Miroku- :jump: Wait whore gee.

Sango- That was strange.

Inside the toilet many noises could be heard.

Kaede- Do you think They've found Kagome-chan yet?

Sango- By the sounds of it I think they have lost track of time. It's not even nightfall yet and they've already started.

:Snap:

Kaede-That didn't sound healthy.

Sango- :grimace:

Down inside of the toilet Inuyasha was surrounded by the destroyed bodies of all the plungers. Once he had found Kagome's limp body he romantically picked her up holding her close to her body after he lightly caressed her lips with his.

Then Inuyasha and "diaper boy" jump out of the toilet in font of Kaede- baba and Sango-chan/koi.

Miroku- :cry: Hungwe!

Sango- Are you hungry little one?

Miroku-: hiccups and sniffles: Milt pwease.

Sango- Huh?

Miroku- MOMIES MILT!

Sango- Oh…oh…Mommies milk. Nani?

Kaede- Where do you think you're going with Kagome-chan Inuyasha?

Inuyasha- To bed. She needs her rest.

Kaede- That's rather sweet of you.

Sango- You're sticking him with me?

All- Yep.

Kagome- :moan: Deal with it.

Sango- You're no help.

Kagome- welcome to the real world. :Kagomes' room door closes as inuyasha takes Kagome to "bed"…

Miroku- Milt pwease.

Kaede leaves the room to bed/ death… (a/n he he…Kaede go sayonara)

Sango- Looks like it's you and me bud.

Miroku- :giggles and cuddles head against her chest:

Sango- You know. When you're like this I don't mind it so much. I wish I could have a kid.

Miroku- :light breathing:

Sango- Have you fallen asleep already? :picks Miroku up and takes him to her room where she changed him into a really baggy shirt of hers so that he could sleep in. Soon enough Sango was fast asleep with Miroku cuddled up to her chest. (a/n during the middle of the night he transforms into his normal perverted self…He has a lot of fun…he he he he he he he he he he.)

Luckily they weren't disturbed from the noises up stairs in Kagome's room full of excitement.

Kagome- inuyasha this is great

Inuyasha-I know it dose

Kagome- I want you in me Inuyasha you have to go further than that to pleasure me nicely.

Inuyasha-are you sure I'm awfully big down there.

Kagome-yes I have done it with you before so what do you think.

Inuyasha took his hand and touched her cheek and slowly moved down to make more pleasure and stopped at her breast and kissed her she deepened the kiss a lot and then turned it into a battle of the tongues twisting and turning to his pleasure.

Kagome- :pushes inuyasha on his back: My turn inuyasha I want action

Inuyasha- action

She started to suck down there until inuyasha felt it coming and explodes into her mouth watching as she swallowed it all. Then he pushed her on her hands and legs and then thrusted into her ass harder than before and faster than ever. when he did it did not hurt because she was not a virgin anymore. He he he he

When they stopped fucking each other sango woke up because off the noises of the bed stand and Kagome's sexual noises from inuyasha being inside of her.

Sango-:looks at miroku now in his old form and still suckling on her slightly : miroku I love you so much will you fuck me.

Miroku-: opens eyes slightly: hmm

Sango- Will you Fuck me

Miroku- hai I will

He strips himself of his clothes and he he under garments. While she strips off hers then they come together down there and sango plays between the two parts and he felt her tickle it he felt it coming. When she touched it in a certain area he spilled his seed inside of her. She was going to get moody for the next nine months miroku thought as soon as knew what he was doing now fully awake sango was crying because of her getting pregnant.

Sango- you got me pregnant you bastard now I am going to be out of the battles we fight for a while.

Miroku- I feel like the worlds biggest piece of shit now for getting you pregnant.

Sango- at least you're not as bad as inuyasha is when it comes to getting girls pregnant.

Miroku : sweatdrop and scratching cheek: Hehe : looks away:

Sango- you didn't did you.

Miroku- maybe

Sango- what is maybe supposed to mean