InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ THE "BACON STORY" ❯ THE ' BACON STORY" ( Prologue )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

The Bacon Story…

( NOTE: MARROWIND IS SESSHOUMARUS GIRLFRIEND! I JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF I WRITTEN A STORY ABOUT INUYASHA AND MARROWIND HAVING A KID!) Oh and I just up dated it but if I have some lingering parts of the old model let me know! Thank you shishome

" Mother we're out of bacon" Aluyasha said as he threw the last package of bacon out the window.

Marrowind came into the dinning room and shook her head ` did'nt we just get some a week ago"

" Umm I ate it " Aluyasha said as he rubbed his tummy.

His mother gave him a unsure look like he was insane ` well ok lets go before the store closes"

Aluyasha smiled finely he could express his feelings to the girl of his dreams.

" Aluyasha come on let's go we don't have but one hour," his mother said.

" Hello Marrowind" Kagome said as they came threw the door.

Marrowind smiled and continued down the hall.

" Hello Kag….um Kag….um … say whats your name again" Aluyasha said.

" Kagome its Kagome boy your just like Inuyasha… well you are his son so I gess that's why you take after him"

" Say Kagome Is your daughter here I need to tell her something"

" Yes she's in the back why do you want to know"

" No time to talk kag…um I have to express something to your daughter" Aluyasha said as he ran past the counter into the back room.

" WHAT"!!! Kagome yelled.

But he was long gone.

" Marrowind can you come up to the front counter" Kagome said over the receiver .

Marrowind walked up to the front counter " what happened" she said as if it was no big deal.

" your son is going to make love to my daughter" Kagome said.

" oh don't be silly" Marrowind said.

Just then there was a high pitched scream.

" Or maybe I wrong …… ALUYASHA" Marrowind yelled.

Naira ran out of the back room and took down the hall Aluyasha ran after her with a rose in his hand " come on Naira I'm not going to bite"

Kagome shook her head " Let me get Inuyasha he'll catch them"

Marrowind glared and took down the hall after the kids.

" Inuyasha can you catch your son he's harassing my daughter" Kagome said threw the receiver.

" Come on Naira I just want to say something to you" Aluyasha said as he ran after her.

Naira looked over her shoulder and grabbed the potato chip rack and spilled it.

Aluyasha jumped over it and continued to follow her.

" Leave me alone Aluyasha "! Naira yelled as she threw some pickle jars on the ground pickle juice and pickles went flying. Aluyasha slipped on the pickles and the juice and fell ` come on Naira" he said as he got up " I may be quarter demon but I'm not a bad guy ….. Well except when I threw a rock at the teachers nose and broke it… oh and the one time when I got mad I turned into that cat/ demon thing and killed Mr. Simmons baby apple trees but other than that I'm an angel" He said as he continued after her.

" Leave me alone I don't like you"

" Oh come on you got to like me"

" I don't now go to hell"

Aluyasha stopped " fine be that way" he said as he began to throw things off the counters. Milk and other things where spilt all over the floor. Then he began to weep Inyuasha walked up behind him and places a hand on his shoulder Aluyasha spun around and ripped his fathers necklace right necklace off his neck.

" whoops" he said in a quit whisper then he looked at his father.

Inyuasha's eyes went blood red and markings began to show on his face.

" Aluyasha get behind me " he heard his mother say.

Aluyasha backed up slowly and got behind his mothers back.

" Give me the necklace," his mother whispered.

Aluyasha placed the necklace in his mother's hand.

" Ok now find Kagome and tell her to get her cleaning stuff ready"

Aluyasha backed up very slowly not wanting to catch his fathers attention then he made a dead run for the counter. Inuyasha made a run for his son but was knocked down buy Marrowind. Inuyasha sprang to his feet and gashed Marrowinds face. The blood seeped back into her wounds and healed up.

" ok now you made me mad" She growled.

Then she transformed into her true form (a dog demon) and knocked Inuyasha down. Inuyasha leaped on Marrowind

And began to gash the living heck out of the back of her neck. Marrowind once again sprang to her feet and went at Inuyasha Inuyasha dodged her attack and started throwing eggs at her she growled and went to go and eat him when.

"Enough of this" Aluyasha yelled.

Inuyasha and Marrowind stopped and looked at their son.

" Mother give me fathers necklace"

Marrowind sighed and became normal again. Then she handed the necklace to her son. Aluyasha slowly walked up to his father with caution " father please don't attack me I'm just going to put this on you"

Inuyasha looked at him murderously Aluyahsha closed his eyes and took a deep breath and slowly tied his fathers necklace on his neck. Inuyasha's eyes went back to normal and the markings on his face disappeared.

" Father are you back to normal"

Inuyasha took a deep breath ` yes as normal as I'm going to be… I guess"

Aluyasha smiled and threw his arms around Inuyasha's waist Inuyasha pushed him back ` hey, hey you may be my son but you don't need to be giving me hugs"

" I know"

" Hey mother can we go now"

" Well we need to get some bacon first remember"

" Mother… I have a confession to make I… Threw the bacon out the window so we could come here"

Marrowind began to chuckle "well guess what you get to do pick the packages up when we get home"

Aluyasha sighed.

" OH MY GOD LOOK AT THIS MESS YOU THREE CLEAN IT UP YOU WONT GET TO LEAVE TIL YOU DO"!!

Kagome yelled.

" Uh-oh" Inuyasha, Marrowind, and Aluyasha whispered.

3hours later***

" Finley I thought we would never get it done lets go home before that stupid human calls us back to powder her nose" Marrowind said.

" Good bye father see you whenever" Aluyasha said.

The End ?

" Oh Aluyasha I almost forgot when we get home your going to have to pick up those bacon packages"

" OHHH"