InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The Band ❯ New Job ( Chapter 9 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
Author's Note: I do not own Inuyasha. I'm not sure if it really should be Inuyahsa/Kagome. ------------------------------------

Sesshomaru's View

I remember being called "Evil", "Demon", "Sadist", "Cruel", "Sexy", "Hot", "Master of Darkness", "King of coldness", "Calm, "King of Ice", "Heart breaker" and I have not ever been called a freak...Mostly they thought I would kill them if they call me a freak..it would of been too kind to kill them, but toture them til they went to a nut house.I'm not joking and unlike Inuyasha I do not hid my demon ears. Everyone at school thought I was an elf prince in pre-school, but after pre-school they thought I was too cold to be an elf.

In the school year book, I was on the most likely to get a great job, and on the most hottest and coldest guy in senior class. I know people think I'm an evil genis really can't blame them, and I nearly burned down the school blamed it on Naraku for giving me drugs and they believed me heh. It was pay back to that moron naraku.

Well I remember that halloween when Inuyasha when he was a young kid that he was dressed up as a princess. Halloween is only two weeks away and time to plot on what to do. Naraku is such a druggie, but hah no real drugs for him only his beloved glue, markers, paint fums for that dumbass. Naraku wants Kikyou, but Kikyou wants my little brother for reasons unknown, but my little brother thinks she is one ugly bitch and creepy currently he has no crush's on anyone. Kagome hates my little brother and yes I can understand why.

The only strip bar that I did not decide to blackmail was Full Moon because for one I will not ever enter that strip bar ever Mirkou Inuyasha's friend works there as a waiter. Oh well time is wasting for I have a plot to have my little brother once again became a princess for halloween! Yes Inuyasha pissed me off and I can wait to pay him back. Oh yes I have a date with Rin tonight, but I'm going to look at Inuyasha's Diary entry today.

Dear Diary,
I'm going job hunting tonight to be a striper while my bastard of a older brother is out and about. I'm going to the Full Moon and Yes I'm doing this to piss Mirkou off. Kagome hates me and right now I do not give a damn. I mean so what I picked on Kagome because she is a little pest it's not as if I did anything bad. Oh well nevermind that and I love Beef Ramen. I gotta go now before Sesshomaru comes and later! Inuyasha The Half Dog Demon Going To Become A Striper.

I rolled my eyes and Kagome hates Inuyahsa. I know why Naraku dressed up as Inuyasha during a dance and did something to Kagome. I really didn't give a care, but Naraku went too far doing that. I was geting dressed up for my date with Rin when the damn door bell ringed. I went downstairs and opened the door to see Inuyasha smirking.

I said "What is it now 'Baby' brother."

Inuyasha says "Hah I'm now a striper at the Full Moon place."

I sliently laugh inside at my foolish little brother and said boardly "So what."

Inuyasha said "Yep and shoot what does a striper do?"

I laughed aloud this time and said "You don't know and yet you took the damn job."

Yes my little brother has pasted the dumbass as dirt at that one.

Inuyasha states "I wanted to piss people off."

I said with mirth in my voice and it pisses Inuyasha off "Inuyasha you are dumber than Naraku at least he knows what a striper is. Why not call your buddy Mirkou and ask him?"

Inuyasha went upstairs and I knew right now Inuyasha is calling Mirkou. I had decided to go before I laugh myself to death and I will tell Rin what happened. I snicker and went inside my car to go over to Rin's House.

Inuyasha's View:

I'm now a Striper at Full Moon and currently calling Mirkou to ask what a Striper is. I'm not doing this because Sesshomaru told me, but because I don't wanna ask that bastard he laught at me.Damn Jackass. Currently it was 8:25P.m, but oh well Mirkou stays up until 10:00 P.m.

Mirkou finally answered and Said "Hello and no I do not want any female dresses.Thank you"

I laught and said "Mirkou I'm Inuyasha and I do not want any dresses Thank you."

Mirkou groaned and said "The female dress stores kept on calling me telling me to get dresses."

Yes I know damn well why, but that is for another time. I decided to ask Mirkou about what a Striper is and does.

I said "Mirkou what is a striper? And what do they do?"

Mirkou groaned once again and says "Damn you took the job..Well a striper just...Damnit...Okay they strip their clothes off..."

Mirkou and I talked. Well Mirkou gave up and hanged up on me when it was 10:25 P.M saying to me before he hanged up "Damn Inuyasha your going to be the death of me."

Today is Saturday and I start work on Monday 8:00 P.m to 1:00A.m and I sigh then decided to ask Sesshomaru who is to the point.

For example when I asked what Sex is, Sesshomaru said "It means mating." Yeah I know what mating is.
Another examle when I asked what Dating is,Sesshomaru said "It means finding out of that person would be a good mate or not."

Mirkou on the other hand gives shitty explaining junk not to the point hence it took about 2 damn hours and still do not understand.
Shit I have to ask Sesshomaru and No I do not wanna look it up. I better get to bed.

Rin's View:

Oh my gosh Inuyasha does not know what a striper is and yet took the job. I know that Inuyasha is still a virgin and Yes I was Sesshomaru's first. When I turn 18 we will get married and Yes we are mates. We will remain mates and the only way not to be is if one of us is unfaithful. I trust my Sesshomaru and I know that Sesshomaru plots on how to make Inuyasha his little brother dress up like a Princess for Halloween. Man I can just Imagine Inuyasha dressed up as a pretty princess. Shoot I can just laugh so loud right now. I wanna dress Inuyasha up as a Princess and Sesshomaru plans to dress up as a dark prince. I plan to dress up as a dark princess. I know my friend kagome will dress up as a vampier and sango will dress up as a demon exterminator..Yes sango is really a demon exterminator, but she only exterminators the non human looking ones.

It's funny when Sesshomaru tells me the dumbest stuff his little brother does and I tell him the dumbest stuff people does. After that we talk about each other and Sesshomaru tells me "I'm one lucky dog demon to have you Rin." I would blush after all a lot of people wants Sesshomaru to be their mates. I know Sesshomaru is rich, but money does not matter to me. I have a job as a singer in blue moon since Kagome quit.

Sesshomaru looks handsome as always. I feel happy to be with Sesshomaru, he is my first and I'm his. Inuyasha and Sesshomaru may sort of look alike, but they totally act not alike at all.

Inuyasha mostly wears baggy clothes while Sesshomaru wears silk.
Inuyasha talks loudly and Sesshomaru talks in a cold piercing voice when he is ticked.
Inuyasha curses a lot when I say a lot I mean a lot while Sesshomaru curses when ticked.
So they are not alike with their actions. Oh and the reason why Inuyasha wears baggy clothing is because he wants to look like an asshole and Why he thought that was because long ago Sesshomaru told him that.

Sesshomaru and I are in a big boat that he owns under the beautiful sky.

Kagome's View:

My new job is a serving person in the Full Moon. No I did not become a striper and I do not like the school talk at all.

Well Kikyou being a bitch who wants Inuyasha starts a rumor. It was that Inuyasha is being festiy, that he is really a slut, great kisser, not a virgin and all that untrue junk. I know that Inuyasha is a virgin I know because I heard him a week ago yelling and shit I think 4 blocks could hear him.

-Flash back one week ago-

Inuyasha in his baggy clothing yelling at Sesshomaru his older brother "You bastard quit bloody teasing me about me still being a virgin! So what I'm a virgin and damn pride about it! The school people are damn liars! Oh and I'm not being fesity! I try to be an asshole and they think I'm playing hard to get!"

Sesshomaru states in an icy cold voice "Shut up already baby brother most likely about four blocks heard you and your hurting my damn hearing. Yell at your dumbass classmates and not me damnit."

Inuyasha yells "Damnit don't tell me what to do!"

Sesshomaru groans and says "Shut up or I'll kiss you."

Inuyasha shuts up, flips Sesshomaru off and walked inside their house.

-End of flash back-

Yeah one way to shut Inuyasha up. I do not think Sesshomaru would of kiss Inuyasha and Sesshomaru was most likely lying about doing that. I know Sesshomaru is a full dog demon and Inuyasha is half- dog demon. Today is Sunday and I'm bored.

I decided to walk to Sango's house and I saw her & Mirkou Inuyasha's friend. I decided to listen in.

Mirkou said to Sango "Inuyasha had called me last night to ask what a striper does, I tried to explain it for at least two hours and he still doesn't get it. Oh and Inuyasha decided to become a stripper in Full Moon without knowing what a striper does!"

Sango giggles aloud and says in a whisper "I had a feeling that Inuyasha is a virgin."

Mirkou says "So enough about my dumb friend. Wanna make out and stuff."

Sango says "Sure my little brother is out with his girlfriend Kanna.She can suck up souls with that mirror and don't worry she does not care about dumbass human's, but yet strangely she likes my little brother."

Mirkou and Sango made out on that puffy pink chair and I decided to go back home to ponder on what I heard.Shoot Inuyasha is such a dummy! Well I do not think a lot of people would look...I mean I have not ever saw Inuyasha without those baggy clothing. 1 week and 6 days till Halloween and I plan to go as a vampier.

Inuyasha View:

Today is the day I start work as a stripper whatever that is and I decided not to ask Sesshomaru for he would most likely laugh his damn ass off. 1 week and 5 days till Halloween.

Currently I'm in the so called work uniform. I had my hair brushed decided to unhid my dog ears, Have on tight white shorts, White shirt that shows my belly, White flip flips, White gloves and thats it. Yes I have underwear on to. I walked in the door to my bosses office. In Full Moon their is two bosses. Yeah and their males...

I walked inside and said "I'm here my name is Inuyasha Tashio if you forgot it, what do I do and I forgot your names. "

The first one with black hair to his hips and has sliver cat ears also a thin tail, gold eyed, slight tan, Thin too he looks weak even though he is a full cat demon. "I'm Seme Moon."

The second one with gold hair to his hips and has sliver cat ears also a thin tail, gold eyed, slight tan, slim looks weak even though he is a full cat demon. "I'm Uke Moon."

I said "Okay and what am I suppose to do."

Uke Moon giggles a bit and says "You do not know what a striper does...How cute is that Brother? "

Seme Moon says "Very much so."

So the Moon brothers explained it to me. Shoot...Damn I will not let Sesshomaru won damnit! I will not quit! I will be the best and prove them all wrong!

I was blushing and I got on stage after the Moon brothers pushed me. Yes I took off the flip flips. Guess Mirkou was not lying about being a waiter here. Hah you thought I would not do this so hah in your face Mirkou! Mirkou looks like banging his head on the table. Yeah I know Mirkou and Sango are dating. I decide to do the pole dancing thing as if I was dancing after all I took dance lessons. Dancing on the stage, My shirt was ripped because of a damn nail, I took my gloves off because I nearly fell because of those damn gloves and paid the crowd no mind. I let time go by, I was dancing, Hell I even had a few sakes, I can handle a few drinks I'm half dog demon and It was close to me going now. I had a few more sakes, I saw with my blurry sight that it was 1:00Am,
Heard some strangers saying that I can go to their house, but before I could say anything Mirkou came over.

I slurred "Hey Monk."

Mirkou said strenly "Inuyasha..Your such a moron your lucky that I'm here and that I work here..What if they had tried to rape you as you try to stumble your way back home."

I slurred "I would kick their asses of course."

Mirkou said "Right now you stumble,slurring and your drunk Inuyasha."

I had on only those white shorts and slurred "Well so what."

Mirkou sighs at me and said "I'm taking you home before you do something dumb. No driving your car."

Mirkou grabbed my car keys from my pocket and states "I'm sober and I'm driving."

I laught like a crazy person and slurred a bit while saying "Monk you walked here heh thats funny."

Mirkou roughly grabbed my arm taking me to my car and says "Do the seat belt."

Mirkou was seating on the driver side, I tried to get the seat belt on for about five minutes, When Mirkou was tried of waiting did the seat belt, and muttered "Like a baby trying to get the seat belt on..damnit."

Mirkou drove me home, Parked the car, wrote something and made me go to my room. I know Mirkou left the car and left for home.

:Sesshomaru View:

Damn..Inuyasha got drunk that moron, but at least Inuyasha's friend Mirkou works there...damnit it's not my fault my little brother works as a striper. I did not even tell him to, but yet I get a letter blaming me from Mirkou. Damn human.

No matter I really don't care because Inuyasha has a friend there, but if he didn't I would of have made Inuyasha quit!

:Kagome's View:

I left after Inuyasha was gone and stuff. I'm shocked more shocked than I found Mirkou and Sango making out.
Holy shit Inuyasha striped and got drunk. Oh crap..At least Mirkou was there, but if not I would of helped. After all I hate that Inuyasha, but I don't want him raped. The owners/Bosses Uke & Seme are brothers and Bi. Hahaha I nearly laught at the names 'Uke' and 'Seme.

:Kouga View:

Sweet Kagome is here as a server girl! I then saw that Half dog demon Inuyasha on the striper stage blushing...Shit Inuyasha is a striper? I guess he just got hired...Kagome is a server girl, but she is not a striper. What if Kagome was pole dancing, but I would not be happy for their is a crowd and not just me and my Kagome...I can not help, but wonder why the hell Inuyasha is a striper for he is bloody rich. I saw the crowd staring at Inuyasha as if he was a piece of meat. Kagome looks good in her school uniform.

I turn to look at the female stripers, but turnt away. I wonder if I should let Kagome know that I'm here or not. Nah she shall think I'm stalking her. I decided to see what Inuyasha is doing now.

Shit Inuyasha was only in white shorts pole dancing while drinking sake...I see the crowd whispering "I wanna see him in nude"
To me that Inuyasha is lost in dancing paying the crowd no mind at all. Inuyasha drunk,strangers wanting to take him home to rape him, I was about to help the drunk dog face, but Mirkou got there first. I decided to look at Kagome and she was looking at the scene also.

Now I'm at home planing as to how to make Kagome mine. Oh and when I see something sexy no matter what I get you know hard.
Yeah and Inuyasha + Pole dancing Sexy = Hard on. If it was Kagome + Pole dancing Sexy = Hard on.

Ugly Person + Pole dancing = No more hard on...

:Inuyasha View:

I woke up with a hang over. Yeah didn't go to school today. I love the dancing on stage I'm staying as a striper. Later I gotta go to work again this time no sake. Sake can get you drunk......
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