InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The Beginning of a Great Club!!!(Re-vamped) ❯ Intro ( Chapter 1 )
[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]
This is going to be a new and funny,lemony story.And this is not a PWP!!!!!!(And the characters will be OOC)
Inu-review for bling!
bling-you better review,or i'll kick your ass!*everyone looks at him*uh...I mean,R&R!
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*At the club*
"Where the hell is this dream girl you set up for me?"
"She'll be here.Be paient."Sesshomaru said cooly."You always jump to conclutions."
"The only reason I'm impaient,is because the last girl you set me up with had hair...On her lip!"Inuyasha screamed replied.
"Oh yeah*sweatdropps*"the other brother smiled.(Told you they'd be OOC!^_^)"Oh,but Sango's setting this one up."
"Great,she's going to set me up with some steroid-taking amazon babe!"All Sesshomaru did was smile and wait.
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"Sango?"Kagome asked while rummaging(Oh,yeah.I can do big words!^_^)through her closet.
"Yes?"Sango answered.
"Who is this mystery date guy you're setting me up with?"
"Let's just say...He's cute."
"Like,young-Michael Jackson cute,or,Brad Pitt cute?"
"Like,Keanu Revees cute..."
"Ew."
"Girls!Are you ready?"Screamed an annoyed Miroku.
"I haven't groped for 30 seconds!"
Suddenly,Kagome and Sango came walking downstairs.Both wearing blue tops with black and white mini-skirts.Miroku was going to grope them both as they were coming downstairs,but Sango's rip-your-balls-off therory,stopped him.
"Ok,I'll call the club to tell them we're on our way."Miroku said heading out to the car.
And with that,they drove off to something that would be the weirdest night of their lives.
~*~
When they arrived at the club,the man infront gave a smile and let them in.
When they got in,their eyes lit up!The lights at the celing were blinking different colors in tune with the music and everyone was having fun!
"So,where's this mystery guy you set me up with?"Kagome said bored."Can't he be like the guy i saw at the bar?He had beautiful silver hair,cute dog ears and a beautiful bod."
"Feh,am I that hot?"Kagome turned around only to find the guy she was talking about.Having nothing to say,she just stared.
Since Kagome had a dazed look in her eyes,Sango started to talk for her."Hey,Inuyasha.This is your date,Kagome!"
Kagome stood there still,with a dazed look in her eyes.
"Uh,hello?"Inuyasha said waving his hand infront of her face."Are you ok?"
Sango,getting angry at her friend,flicked her upside the head."*drool*Oh,hey."
Sango was getting her cool back and could now introduce the early couple."Kagome,this Inuyasha,Inuyasha..."
"Kagome.”Inuyasha interupted.”Nice to meet you.”
“Nice to meet you too.”Kagome smiled.
~*~
Bling-And stop!
Inu-Feh,when do I mate with Kagome?
Bling-*vein appears on head and Inuyasha backs up*
THIS IS NOT A FREAKIN’ ONE-SHOT OR A PWP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*blows up story*
Inuyasha-i’ll say this for him...R&R!*runs for life*
BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Inu-review for bling!
bling-you better review,or i'll kick your ass!*everyone looks at him*uh...I mean,R&R!
~*~
*At the club*
"Where the hell is this dream girl you set up for me?"
"She'll be here.Be paient."Sesshomaru said cooly."You always jump to conclutions."
"The only reason I'm impaient,is because the last girl you set me up with had hair...On her lip!"Inuyasha screamed replied.
"Oh yeah*sweatdropps*"the other brother smiled.(Told you they'd be OOC!^_^)"Oh,but Sango's setting this one up."
"Great,she's going to set me up with some steroid-taking amazon babe!"All Sesshomaru did was smile and wait.
~*~
"Sango?"Kagome asked while rummaging(Oh,yeah.I can do big words!^_^)through her closet.
"Yes?"Sango answered.
"Who is this mystery date guy you're setting me up with?"
"Let's just say...He's cute."
"Like,young-Michael Jackson cute,or,Brad Pitt cute?"
"Like,Keanu Revees cute..."
"Ew."
"Girls!Are you ready?"Screamed an annoyed Miroku.
"I haven't groped for 30 seconds!"
Suddenly,Kagome and Sango came walking downstairs.Both wearing blue tops with black and white mini-skirts.Miroku was going to grope them both as they were coming downstairs,but Sango's rip-your-balls-off therory,stopped him.
"Ok,I'll call the club to tell them we're on our way."Miroku said heading out to the car.
And with that,they drove off to something that would be the weirdest night of their lives.
~*~
When they arrived at the club,the man infront gave a smile and let them in.
When they got in,their eyes lit up!The lights at the celing were blinking different colors in tune with the music and everyone was having fun!
"So,where's this mystery guy you set me up with?"Kagome said bored."Can't he be like the guy i saw at the bar?He had beautiful silver hair,cute dog ears and a beautiful bod."
"Feh,am I that hot?"Kagome turned around only to find the guy she was talking about.Having nothing to say,she just stared.
Since Kagome had a dazed look in her eyes,Sango started to talk for her."Hey,Inuyasha.This is your date,Kagome!"
Kagome stood there still,with a dazed look in her eyes.
"Uh,hello?"Inuyasha said waving his hand infront of her face."Are you ok?"
Sango,getting angry at her friend,flicked her upside the head."*drool*Oh,hey."
Sango was getting her cool back and could now introduce the early couple."Kagome,this Inuyasha,Inuyasha..."
"Kagome.”Inuyasha interupted.”Nice to meet you.”
“Nice to meet you too.”Kagome smiled.
~*~
Bling-And stop!
Inu-Feh,when do I mate with Kagome?
Bling-*vein appears on head and Inuyasha backs up*
THIS IS NOT A FREAKIN’ ONE-SHOT OR A PWP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*blows up story*
Inuyasha-i’ll say this for him...R&R!*runs for life*
BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!