InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The Body Guard ❯ Firing Hojo ( Chapter 1 )

The Body Guard

AN:Hey guys! This is kind of my first fic even though I've got many more to come whether

ya'll like it or not ;-). Anyways hope you like it.

Disclaimer: Oh lord.....I don't own Inuyasha. You don't know how much that hurt.

"Hey Sango, get up!"

"Hmmmmm," said a squinty eyed Sango, "What do you want?"

"Ughh. Talk about morning breath." Kohaku was pinching his nose in disgust.

"Whatever."

"Just get up.."

"Why? It's so *yaawwwwnnnnnn* early.."

"It's 12:17 Sango." Kohaku said in a flat tone. "Maybe you shouldn't hang out for so long, your getting jet lagged."

"Shut- Up. Why is it so important for me to get up?"

"Dad's firing him."

"Really, why didn't you get me up?! Jeez Kohaku your worthless!"

"Fine, next time I wont wake you up at all!"

Sango all but jumped out of the bed she just needed to witness `Him' getting fired. 'Him' was actually Hojo, a tall sort of lanky boy who was Sango's bodyguard. Now at first, Hojo seemed to be doing a good job protecting Sango, but when he met her best friend Kagome, he forgot who he worked for. She could still remember that horrid scene that took place two days ago:

~~Flashback~~

"Oh look Sango, a shoe store! Let's go!" Kagome looked like a kid in a candy store, or more appropriately a teenaged girl in a shoe store. She looked like a rabid dog almost. You could practically see the store owners preparing for the storm that is Kagome

"Sure Kagome, but just be gentle this time." Sango could almost envision the scene to come.. well almost.

"All right girls, cross now... let me carry that Kagome." Hojo was so pathetic sometimes. It was a small plastic bag with a lip-gloss container and some tic-tacs. Even though it weighed point 7 pounds he still swore it was to heavy for her. She just waved him off politely, like always.

"It's ok Hojo..OH MY GOD!" Kagome was screaming at the speeding corvette that was heading toward them.

**BEEP** **BEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPP** The driver was honking the horn manically now, hoping that these girls would get the message.

"Be careful Kagome, I'll save you!" The heroic Hojo did the 'heroic' thing and grabbed Kagome just in time while the driver was preparing for a screeching halt. Just one thing, he forgot Sango.

"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA." Sango shrieked. She threw herself on the floor and rolled to the other side of the street, ruining her nice shirt and Capri's.

The sound of screeching tires was heard and time seemed to stop for everyone. They say that your life flashes right before your eyes when you die, well, visions of killing a certain someone when this is all over must come when your about to die.

"Oh my goodness, Kagome are you all right?" The considerate (note the sarcasm) Hojo held Kagome so close you'd think she was a part of his outfit.

"Hojo you had me in your arms the whole time.." Kagome said none to happy. She pushed him off of her and composed herself again. She was startled by an angry Sango.

"EXCUSE ME!!" She was on het butt the whole time. The car has since passed and they were all relocated on the side walk where Sango cleverly threw herself. (well it was all spur of the moment)

"Oh hey Sango why are you on the floor?" That's it. Hojo is officially a dumbass. 'How could he act so nonchalant about all of this?!' Sango thought angrily. She could'nt contain herself any longer.

"Maybe because...YOU WEREN"T DOING YOU'RE JOB PROTECTING ME SO YOU DECIDED TO HELP KAGOME INSTEAD- no offense Kagome-AND MAYBE THE ONLY CHANCE OF SURVIVAL I HAD WAS TO THROW MYSELF ON THE FLOOR!!!!!!!" Sango yelled, no, mega phoned the whole thing. Soon a crowd was beginning to form.

"Is that all?" Hojo was genuinely surprised. He didn't think Sango would get so mad. [what a dumbass, right?]

"ARGHHHHHHHH. I'm going home!" She made her way through the crowd, dragging Kagome home with her leaving a perplexed Hojo behind.

~~END FLASH BACK~~

Haha. Now Sango was grinning like a little evil chipmunk (?). There was no way in hell she was gonna miss this.

"Haha that's what you get Hojo. If I could only find my camcorder...oh there it is." She hastily picked it up and continued down the hall. Turning on the camera, she began to speak.

"June 17, 2003. Time, 12:20 pm. Subject, Hojo's ass is getting fired, hahahahaha!" Kohaku was looking at her with dots for eyes.

'That girl has serious problems..' He thought to himself. As if she couldn't get crazier...she started talking like if she was giving a documentary on PBS

"He we see the prey sweating. He looks a bit frightened because he is about to get fired like he never had before. Hahaha. Poor fellow doesn't know what's coming to him." She continued to film the whole thing while listening in on the conversation. By the sound of it, Hojo just came.

"Now Hojo, I called you here because I don't think that you are doing you're job." said Sango's father. He was a tall, built man in his mid forties. He was very nice, but he had a temper like no other.

"But, Mr. Onishi, I have been doing my job, you can ask Sango, I do my job!" Hojo said defensively. Oh man this guy is so stupid.

"That little liar!....Kohaku, keep recording." Sango demanded. She just needed to get out there.

"Where are you going?" Kohaku looked at her with curiosity. He didn't like where this was going.

"Gonna give someone a piece of my mind." She said angrily. She thought she was angry before, but this, this was a whole new level of rage for her.

"But Mr. Onishi I have been doing my job, you can ask Sango, I do my job!" She said in her best mocking tone. The nerve of him to lie like that. Has he no shame?

She then marched right up to Hojo and her father. She was so caught up in her thoughts, she didn't even notice the way her father started to yell at Hojo. Guess the 'Oni' in Onishi standed for something in that family. And the fact that Sango got that terrific temper from him. A daddy's girl all the way....

"Oh no you didn't! You never do your job Hojo, NEVER!" She yelled. As if you couldn't hear her...

"Sango, how can you say that! Of all the times I protected you.." This crackhead was actually serious.

"Bull shit! You never ONCE protected me. Maybe since you were always trying to get with Kagome you forgot about me."

"Umm...I-I." He was still shocked form hearing swear words.

"Not to mention that I almost got mugged yesterday, and all you managed to do was say, 'Oh Kagome your shoelace is untied'." She was on her little rants again.

"But-I-I- it was--" It was al over for him. Once an Onishi starts they dont stop.

"Shut up! Your Fired. Got it? Fired, Fired, Fired, Fired, FIIIRRREEEDDD!" With that she stomped out of the room and went to the bathroom. Yelling like that makes you all sweaty.

"Well Hojo, here's your paycheck, have a nice day and good luck with your endeavors." Mr. Onishi just brushed him off and handed him his check. Sango finished all the yelling for him.

"Uhhh..." Hojo was speechless. He took his sweet time to pick up the check and leave. All he could wonder was how Kagome could be such good friends with that violent girl.

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After a nice, long, hot, refreshing shower, Sango was ready for her usual mall trolling. It was summer time and she had 2 months of free time before school started again. She picked out a white tank top, denim shorts, and white sneakers. Her hair was tied in a low, side ponytail, and she had very little make up on. To top it off, she put on her diamond studs.

"Ahh, finally." She sighed.

Finally approving her look, she picked up her things and called Kagome.

"Hello?"

"Hey Kagome, you want to go shopping with me?"

"As if I'd ever say no. I'll pick you up, k?"

"Sure. Bye." She closed her cell phone and patiently awaited Kagome's arrival. It wasn't long considering the fact that Kagome had problems with following the speed limit..

Outside Sango heard a distinct screeching of tires and beeps before she heard Kagome yelling some profanities at another car.

"Move it or lose it grandma, I got places to go and people to see." Kagome yelled between beeps. Surprisingly, the elder woman flipped her the bird and sped off in another direction. Kagome didn't stay stunned for too long and continued to speed down the one-way street.

"Bye daddy see 'ya later.."

"Wait Sango where are you going?" Mr. Onishi asked.

"Shopping. Love You. bye.."

"With who?"

"Kagome. Love you. Bye." She replied mechanically.

Before he could ask another question she ran off to Kagome's car and left. For once she was glad Kagome didn't know the meaning of slow. For sure her dad was going to grill her later about how girls their age are to young to drive and blah blah blah...she didn't really care. Once they were out of his sight he sighed and muttered to himself, "Damn girl's gonna give me a heart attack."

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[A/N: K so that's chapter one. Sorry bout any sucky spelling or stuffs but i promise that chapter 2 will be better. I'm not to sure about this fic so you guys gotta to let me know what you think ^_~. Anyways chapter 2 will be out regardless because this is just to let you know what's going on. Still reviews are welcome and I hope to hear from you guys soon. Until then, adios mi gente!]

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