InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ THE BOOK OF ONE SHOTS ❯ Lies ( Chapter 1 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

I was bored....damn you all!I HATE YOU!!!!..Weelll not really..P.S.My evil clone is sometimes a idiot!
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Me:I DO NOT OWN INUYASHA!
InuYasha:Damn right you don't!
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*My evil clone and me are inside the computer room are talking and Evil CLone lies in this one shot*
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Me:HELLO ALL!^^
E.C.:...are you dumb or something?
Me:No..why you ask?
E.C.:*animefall*Do you even relize that you and me are the only ones here?
Me:YES!
E.C.:never mind....
Me:Do you haver a name?
E.C.:Yeah its evil clone!^^
Me:That's not what I meant...I meant a real name!
E.C.:NO!^^
Me:You are hopeless....
*InuYasha runs in*
InuYasha:Hi all!^^
Me and E.C.:HI!^^
*Kagome runs in room*
Kagome:Have anyone seen Sango and Miroku?
Me:Yes there--
E.C.:*covers Cindy's mouth*nope haven't seen them try the swimming pool!^^
InuYasha and Kagome:*lifts an eyebrow*alright...*walks out room*
Me:*pushes E.C. hands away*WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?!!!!!!!
E.C.:*hits me on my head*DOn'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT SANGO AND MIROKU YOU UNDERSTAND!!!!!!!!!
*An older Rin enters the room*
Rin:Hello!Have you seen Sesshoumaru?
Me:Y--
E.C.:*covers my mouth again*He's having it with another girl!^^
Me:O.O
Rin:*cries*WAHH!*runs off*
Me:*Slaps Evil CLone*YOU BAKA!IT'S A GOOD THING I DIDN'T KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HOW DARE YOU LIE TO RIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!*slaps E.C. ten times and runs off to find Rin*
E.C.:Then why didn't you say so?*rubs face*
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<In Rin's Room>
Rin:*sobs*
Me:Rin?
Rin:What do you..*sobs*want?
*Me walks up to Rin*
Me:Rin..you know Sesshoumaru didn't cheat on you...
Rin:WHAT?!How can you say that!?EVIL CLONE JUST SAID HE WAS having IT!ANOTHER GIRL!!!!!!
Me:Uhhh..Rin My evil clone just lied to you...
Rin:WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Sesshoumaru walks in*
Sesshie:Helllo my Rin!^.~
Rin:SESSHIE!*jumps on him*
Me:o.o..I think I better leave now...*runs out door*
Rin and Sesshy:*kiss kiss kiss*
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<In Computer Room>
E.C.:LLALAALLALALALALA!
*I run in*
Me:EVIL CLONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
E.C.:Yes?
Me:You are gonna pay for that lie!*slaps E.C.*
E.C.:owwww....
*Miroku and Sango runs in*
Miroku:Have you seen my monk staff?
Sango:And my Hiraikotsu?
Me:Nope haven't seen it!
E.C.:I do!It's at the flea market!^^
Me:LIAR!!!!*hits E.C. on head HARD*
E.C.:XP
Sango and Miroku:^_^;
Me:*glares at Sango and Miroku*
Sango and Miroku:eep!*runs out room*
Me:This is not my day...
*Mika runs in*
Mika:GET OUT OF MY WAY!SAKURA IS IN TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!!!*pushes me out of way*
Me:...ow?
E.C.:XP
Me:grrr...*drags Evil Clone out of the room*
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<At The Pool Room>(Swimming pool)
Kagome:Ahhh..this feels so good....
InuYasha:yeah...
*TWOSH!*
Me:Hello lovebirds!^_^
E.C.:*mutters curse words*
Me:*slaps Evil clone*Don't mutter curse words!>.<...You are so exhausting!
Kagome:*watches scene*
InuYasha:*ditto*
~~~~~~Me and E.C.'s fight~~~~~
Me:IDIOT!
E.C.:aIDIOT?!YOUR THE IDIOT!
Me:BITHC!
E.c.:BASTARD!
Me:SLUT!
E.c.:*grabs a stema roller*DIE!
Me:AHH!*runs off*
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Kagome:This is so amusing!^^
InuYasha:I could'nt agree less!^^
Me:IDIOT!*grabs squeaky mallet*
E.C.:YOUR THE IDIOT AROUND HERE!*turns on steam roller's engines*
Kagome and InuYasha:O.O!^_^;!-_-;!
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Me:~Phew~That was fun!^^
InuYasha:And funny!^^
me;8punches his head Shut up!
kagome:I wonder where Sesshoumaru and Rin is...
?:*moan screams*
Kagome:O.O; never mind...
InuYasha:agree...
Me:...I'm ending this chapter!*pulls down curtins*
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--;You know I seriously badly want to post this up on fanfiction.net!!!!!!!!!
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