InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ THE BOOK OF ONE SHOTS ❯ Kikyo...And..naraku again... ( Chapter 7 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

I ahte Kikyo and NarakU!!They can suffer in h***!ANd I don't frickin care!!I despise them!!!WHO DESPISES THEM?If you do I swear...I will make them suffer!*evil laugh*
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Disclaimer:DOn't own in a million years...
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*Everyone except Kikyo and Naraku are tied on a wooden pole with hot lava under them*

(A/N:There crazY!!!)

Me:LET US GO KIKYO!!!

Kikyo:NEVER!

Sango:WHY?!

Kikyo:REVENGE!

Me:....

InuYasha:I would never say this but I will...Kikyo...

Kikyo:yes InuYasha???

Inuyasha;Your crazy!

Kikyo:WHAT?!

Me:I have to agree!!!!!!!!

Kikyo:GRRR!!

Me:Look she's grumpY!

Kiyko:SHUT UP!

Rin:Rin dosen't like undead woman!

Me:SAME!

Kirara:Meow!

Shippo:YUP!

Me:urk!*takes out a knife from back pocket...cuts ropes and jumps away quickly*

Kikyo;What the heck how did you get free??

Me:*holds up knife*From Mr.Sharp!^_^

Kagura:It's the best!^_^

(A/N:Kagura and kanna and some other people who are OOC is like my assaints or somehting like that..they hang out with me alot!!^_^)

Kanna:YUP!

Me:Anyways!My friends I will set you free from Mr.Sharp!!!^^

Kagura and kanna:*takes out kinves*We will TOO!

Kanna:Mr.POINTY!

Kagura:Mr.CUT!

Everyone except Me:*sweatdrop*

Me,Kagura and kanna:*freed everyone*

narakU:bad plan bitch....

Kikyo:SHut up bastard!

Me:ooohh...boyy...there like inuYasha and Kagome...argue,argue argue!

Inu and kag:AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?!

Me:^^;...eehh...nothing...

Inu and kag:-_-;;; right....

Kagura:Should we kill them?

Sango:HECK YEAH!

InuYasha:I'm not doing any killinG!I need a bath!

Sesshouamru:Me too!

*they walk to the hot springs*

Miroku;ME TOO!*runs after them*

Everyone:O.o;;

Me:Anyways!!!

Kikyo:You guys shall all die!!!!*shoots arrows at me,Kagome,Kagura and kanna*

NarakU:DON'T SHOOT KANNA AND KAGURA!I STILL NEED THEM TO BEAR MY CHILD!!!!I MENA...DO MY DIRTY WORK!!!

Kagura:BEAR YOUR CHILD??!!!!!EWWWWWWW!!!!!

Kanna:you are disgusting Naraku!

Kikyo:*disgusted*

Naraku:DIE ALL OF YOU!!*takes out two red balls thingys and squeezes them*

Kanna and Kagura:ughh...*in pain*

Me:YOU BAKA!I SHALL KILL YOU!!!*throws knives at him*

Naraku:Pathetic human!!!!Knives cannot kill me!!!*tenticles and other stuff shoots out of him*

me:that is so sick!!!!*sword appears in hands*

Kikyo:Can you even fight with a sword?

Me:no but this is my story!^_^*takes out sword or unsheathe it*I'm borrowing InuYasha's tetsusagia if you don't mind!^_^

Kikyo:GRRR!!!You don't even have demon blood in yoU!!!

Me:Exactly!^_^I hid my hanyou side!^_^

Kikyo:WHAT?!

Me:*cahnges into hanyou form*WEE!!You may die now!!*jumpes in the air and charges towards Kikyo with sword*

Kikyo:*shoots arrow at me*DIE!

Me:*dodges arrows*WIND SCAR!!!!!!!

Kikyo:AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!*vanshies*

Me:(phew) glad taht's over witH!

NarakU:BWHAHAHAAHAHAHAA!!!!!!

Kagome:Naraku!!!*shoots purtifying arrow at his heart*

NarakU:NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!*dies which caused huge vibration*

Me:WE KILLED NARAKU!!!!!

?:MY WIND TUNNEL IS GONE!!!!!!WOOO-HOOO!!NOW I CAN ASK SANGO TO BEAR MY CHILD!!!!!

Everyone:o.O

Sango:*blushes*

Me:Let's end???

Kanna:Good idea!

Kagura:(sighes)Fuuji No Mai!!!!!!*blades cut screens*

Me:Until next time folks!!!
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