InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The Club ❯ What I do for friends... ( Chapter 1 )
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By: inuyashabling22 
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Hentai / Romance / Angst | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 06.16.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 826 | Visits: 1.5K | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Hentai / Romance / Angst | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 06.16.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 826 | Visits: 1.5K | Status: Completed
Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha or any of his friends.
The club
Review
Inuyashabling22
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BRING!
BRING!
“ Ugh.” Kagome moaned aloud. “I hate Mondays.”
She slowly and lazily climbed out of bed. She took one look at her clock and let out a cry. “EK!!!!!! I’m gonna be late!!!!”
Quickly, she jumped in to the shower and rapidly turned the knob… Only, she turned it too fast… “Oh shit! Hot!!!!!”
After the burning shower, she began to dress in a blue tank top with red flares. She then zoomed out of the apartment and into her car. “Oh, crap! Miroku is going to kill me!” Kagome screamed to herself, and yet, Miroku paid her very well and was her best friend. He couldn’t get too mad, right?
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“Ah, lady Kagome!” Miroku happily said.
“Oh, hey Kagome.” Sango said, turning around from the bar.
“Hm, guess not.” Kagome happily greeted her friends and got ready for the worst part of her job… Costumes…(A:N: Please don’t sue! I got this idea from “Busy lives”, I thank you InuHime!)
“Costumes!!!” Miroku came in with 3 boxes in his hand. “Here are your new costumes, my friend Inuyasha helped me make some minor details…”
The girls each took a box and headed into their personal dressing rooms. When the girls saw what they had to wear, they let out a loud scream.” Miroku!!!!!!”
They literally ran out popped Miroku in the face and went back into their rooms. When they came out, the supposedly unconscious Miroku immediately woke up. He saw the girls dressed in a cheetah outfit with a tail, a small hole around the butt and cute little ears.
“I don’t like waking up late, I don’t like pervs, and I certainly don’t like this outfit!!!!!” Kagome screamed and hit Miroku upside the head. Now, it was Rin’s turn to be pissed.
She grabbed Miroku by the collar and told it to him straight. “You sick hentai!!!!!!!” she screamed and hit him.
And last, but defiantly not least, Sango… Expressed her feelings with a hard, solid POW!!!! To the head, muttering ‘hentai’ under her breath.
“I didn’t think they were that bad…” Miroku said and passed out, due to head trauma.
~*~
Around 10:00, the real action started and it got really ugly…
“Hentai!!!!!!!” Sango screamed for the thousandth time today. Men couldn’t keep their dirty little hands to themselves…
Some people left because the amount of guys being knocked-out, some left because they were bored… But most people left because their *cough* pride was being threatened….
“Look you sick bastard, if you touch me again, I’ll cut off your….” Sango was interrupted by Kagome telling her that it wasn’t worth it. Sango let the man down and he went flying out of the club.
Finally, at 3:00, the night was over. Miroku was closing up the club and Sango was talking to Rin about how much of a perv Miroku was. Kagome was in the back room changing when she looked at her watch.
“Oh crap!” Kagome ran out waving goodbye to her friends, praying that Miroku wouldn’t die tonight.
~*~
When she arrived at home, she quickly got into her pajamas and started to watch “American Idol” her fav show on Monday. She ended up falling asleep on the couch, and missing who got cut…(A:N: I hate when I do that!!!!!)
The next day, Kagome woke abruptly from her phone ringing.
“Hello?”
“Hey Kagome, it’s Sango.”
“Oh, hey Sango.” Kagome responded.
“Ooo, tell her that I said hi!” Kagome heard in the background.
“Sango, tell Rin I said hi.”
“Kagome said hi.” Sango said to her very bubbly friend.
“Anyway, did you get home safely?” Sango said worriedly.
“Gee, thanks mom!” Kagome kidded at her friend.
“Well sorry that I’m worried!” Kagome laughed at her. “I know Sango.”
“Oh, Miroku said he has a date for you!”
“Sango I don’t…”
“Great!!!! It’s at the club at 8:30, see you there!!!”
“But Sango, I don’t…” too late, she hung up.
‘Ug…’ Kagome lay back down on her couch. “Well, at least I don’t have to work…”
~*~
Read and review! It may seem a bit rough, but details will be in later chapters. Ja Ne!
The club
Review
Inuyashabling22
~*~
BRING!
BRING!
“ Ugh.” Kagome moaned aloud. “I hate Mondays.”
She slowly and lazily climbed out of bed. She took one look at her clock and let out a cry. “EK!!!!!! I’m gonna be late!!!!”
Quickly, she jumped in to the shower and rapidly turned the knob… Only, she turned it too fast… “Oh shit! Hot!!!!!”
After the burning shower, she began to dress in a blue tank top with red flares. She then zoomed out of the apartment and into her car. “Oh, crap! Miroku is going to kill me!” Kagome screamed to herself, and yet, Miroku paid her very well and was her best friend. He couldn’t get too mad, right?
~*~
“Ah, lady Kagome!” Miroku happily said.
“Oh, hey Kagome.” Sango said, turning around from the bar.
“Hm, guess not.” Kagome happily greeted her friends and got ready for the worst part of her job… Costumes…(A:N: Please don’t sue! I got this idea from “Busy lives”, I thank you InuHime!)
“Costumes!!!” Miroku came in with 3 boxes in his hand. “Here are your new costumes, my friend Inuyasha helped me make some minor details…”
The girls each took a box and headed into their personal dressing rooms. When the girls saw what they had to wear, they let out a loud scream.” Miroku!!!!!!”
They literally ran out popped Miroku in the face and went back into their rooms. When they came out, the supposedly unconscious Miroku immediately woke up. He saw the girls dressed in a cheetah outfit with a tail, a small hole around the butt and cute little ears.
“I don’t like waking up late, I don’t like pervs, and I certainly don’t like this outfit!!!!!” Kagome screamed and hit Miroku upside the head. Now, it was Rin’s turn to be pissed.
She grabbed Miroku by the collar and told it to him straight. “You sick hentai!!!!!!!” she screamed and hit him.
And last, but defiantly not least, Sango… Expressed her feelings with a hard, solid POW!!!! To the head, muttering ‘hentai’ under her breath.
“I didn’t think they were that bad…” Miroku said and passed out, due to head trauma.
~*~
Around 10:00, the real action started and it got really ugly…
“Hentai!!!!!!!” Sango screamed for the thousandth time today. Men couldn’t keep their dirty little hands to themselves…
Some people left because the amount of guys being knocked-out, some left because they were bored… But most people left because their *cough* pride was being threatened….
“Look you sick bastard, if you touch me again, I’ll cut off your….” Sango was interrupted by Kagome telling her that it wasn’t worth it. Sango let the man down and he went flying out of the club.
Finally, at 3:00, the night was over. Miroku was closing up the club and Sango was talking to Rin about how much of a perv Miroku was. Kagome was in the back room changing when she looked at her watch.
“Oh crap!” Kagome ran out waving goodbye to her friends, praying that Miroku wouldn’t die tonight.
~*~
When she arrived at home, she quickly got into her pajamas and started to watch “American Idol” her fav show on Monday. She ended up falling asleep on the couch, and missing who got cut…(A:N: I hate when I do that!!!!!)
The next day, Kagome woke abruptly from her phone ringing.
“Hello?”
“Hey Kagome, it’s Sango.”
“Oh, hey Sango.” Kagome responded.
“Ooo, tell her that I said hi!” Kagome heard in the background.
“Sango, tell Rin I said hi.”
“Kagome said hi.” Sango said to her very bubbly friend.
“Anyway, did you get home safely?” Sango said worriedly.
“Gee, thanks mom!” Kagome kidded at her friend.
“Well sorry that I’m worried!” Kagome laughed at her. “I know Sango.”
“Oh, Miroku said he has a date for you!”
“Sango I don’t…”
“Great!!!! It’s at the club at 8:30, see you there!!!”
“But Sango, I don’t…” too late, she hung up.
‘Ug…’ Kagome lay back down on her couch. “Well, at least I don’t have to work…”
~*~
Read and review! It may seem a bit rough, but details will be in later chapters. Ja Ne!